After a Straight Guy Is Bound to a Child-Rearing System [Quick Transmigration]

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[Upcoming novel: The Grind King Turns Dark. Please add it to your favorites! Blurb at the very bottom.]

Thanks to his name, Xi Dangba was bound to a child-raising System on the day he received a text message dismissing him during his probationary period.

He was about to become the top dog in the child-rearing business.

His mission: change the tragic fate of the little ones.

⊙ First world: Half-beast villain

Question: What do you do when a child has been abused since birth and will do anything for food and drink?

Answer: It's fine, just guide him little by little! [Fist pump]

Aunt Susan: Liris, do these chores and I'll give you all this food!

Liris considered it for a while: No, what you give me isn't as much as my boss gives me.

Passerby on the street, trying to lure a puppy: Come on, Liris, I've got food here!

Liris, staring straight ahead: Tch.

At last, Xi raised the child into a happy, healthy kid who stayed off the villain's path. But just when he thought they were in the clear, danger loomed once more.

To keep the child from walking into a tiger's den, Xi Dangba improvised a rallying cry: "Learn math, science, and engineering, and you'll be fearless wherever you go!"

Who could have guessed that, by sheer accident, he'd raise the child into a scientist who broke through the world's developmental bottleneck?

⊙ Second world: A three-and-a-half-year-old zombie

#A metaphysical master's road to riches#

#The founder of Taoism turns out to be a little zombie#

#How do you rein in a zombie kid who wants to be like Nezha and stir up the seas?#

Xi Dangba took a deep breath in and out~

He held the ancestral talismans and Taoist spells, ready to activate a blood pact, then his eyes widened the next second.

That ghost is filthy! Don't just lunge at everything and eat it, aaahhhh!!

A wicked sorcerer who had been expelled from his sect hid behind a tree, gazing at the zombie child with tears of longing.

Xi Dangba: Smack! He bonked him on the head with a peachwood sword. How about a trip to the Special Administration Bureau?

⊙ After that come a school bully child in an infinite-loop world, a dragon child in a hero's tale, a kitten child with mind-reading powers...

[Reading Guide]

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Blurb for The Grind King Turns Dark:

Liu Ruxu is known throughout her sect as the ultimate grind king.

She entered the sect at ten, and by eighteen had reached the peak of Foundation Establishment, just one step away from the Golden Core stage.

For the sake of cultivation, she could go eight years without eating, drinking, or sleeping.

But all her hard work couldn't compare to the elusive favor of fortune.

She went through countless trials to win first place, only for an ancient spirit remnant to hand the legacy to someone else because they liked that person better.

She fought her way out of a pack of demonic beasts and dodged a sneak attack, only for a rare treasure to fall into someone else's hands at the last possible moment!

Liu Ruxu gritted her teeth in frustration and worked even harder at cultivation.

She thought diligence would be rewarded.

But one day, she ended up with her spiritual root crippled and everyone turning against her.

*

After Grind King Liu Ruxu turned dark, the first thing she did was practice the sword.

She had been a spell cultivator, with an exceptional ice spiritual root, and her specialty was freezing things and making ice blades.

On the first day of sword practice, she picked up a sword and swung it a thousand times a day.

But the evil sword spirit inside her mocked her, saying she looked like a woodcutter, and urged her to kill someone and steal their sword manuals and secret techniques.

Liu Ruxu did just that.

She even did it twice, and took the world's greatest sword, Yadu, for herself.

*

The first thing Liu Ruxu did when she ran into an old acquaintance was kick him away, then smash open his storage bag.

She took back all the cultivation resources she'd given him before.

Spirit stones, spiritual materials, magical artifacts, magical robes... Oh, and the hair ribbons and hairpins too. I gave you all of it.

Trash: D-don't strip me anymore! Let me go! At least leave me my underwear, boohoohoo!

*

Once again, she faces a situation where someone else is about to take an opportunity from her.

Before turning dark.

Liu Ruxu: Forget it. If it's meant to be, it will be. There's no point forcing what's not mine. I'd better keep working hard at cultivation.

After turning dark.

She turns her malice into a sword, cleaves the ancient spirit remnant apart, and destroys the rare treasure.

Liu Ruxu: The strong don't rely on external things. Destroy anything useless.

Liu Ruxu: Heaven's malice toward me is practically spilling over. Don't stop me, I'm going to stab my way through it!

Theme: Love and mutual salvation