God Doesn't Work Overtime on Weekends

If God exists in this world, should He be held responsible for all its sins?

God: Sure.

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Overworked office drone Miss Gong Shen'ai gets loaded with the Substitute God System and has to save the Earth temporarily.

Week one: working diligently.

Week two: giving it everything she's got.

Week three: I'm tired. Let's destroy it.

Week four: Go to hell, go to hell. I said just send them straight to hell.

Week five: Lie flat and enjoy a moment of bliss.

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[To all my fellow humans:

Why are you praying, burning incense, or performing exorcisms on the weekend? Are you trying to make God work around the clock?

Father, you don't believe in God, do you? I've seen right through you.

If you insist on having a heaven, I can make one for you. But it'll just be the two of us in there, so it'll basically be prison.

Don't bother me during the day. I'm sleeping in the Eastern Hemisphere, got it?]

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Again and again, Miss Gong Shen'ai diligently saves the world.

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[This story is probably about an overworked office drone who suddenly gets loaded with the Substitute God System. On top of her usual 996 work schedule, she has to fill in for God around the clock, working herself to the bone and staying up all night to make the world a better place.]

[The love interest is the childhood friend next door. He took the blame for her as a kid, and as an adult he takes the biggest blame of all. Every time he comes home covered in blood after fighting for his life out there, he tells his childhood friend,