[Genshin Impact] Surviving the Apocalypse with the Fatui as Teammates

It's been ages since you last held a pen, and you're a little excited. You keep clicking it, playing with it nonstop. The woman beside you is puzzled about why you're using Mondstadtian to ask if you can get a room with the Captain, so you click out your reply: none of my business.

Tartaglia hums a children's song from Snezhnaya to your rhythm, while the Captain wonders why no one can sing their national anthem in tune.

You've had your fun, so you let go and meet three very different gazes.

…You give the awkward but polite smile of an overworked office drone caught playing with a grade-schooler's toy.

You, an overworked employee at a foreign company, are currently teaching three foreigners who claim to be Fatui Harbingers Chinese.

…The main reason things have come to this is a world crisis that suddenly appeared two months ago.

As for your teammates... The Doctor picked up the Knave, Tartaglia fell from the sky, and the Captain was... Uh, perhaps thanks to an improbable combination of time, place, and circumstance, you managed to pull the Captain out of a fire with a fire engine.

…What about you?

You're just an ordinary overworked office drone from another world. And you're not even the captain of this team.

“Ahem... Let's go, everyone.”

“Coming, boss!”

Ajax is the first to rush back to the vehicle. He's got toys for his younger siblings inside, but unfortunately, he can't open the door, so he can only pound on the window, hoping to get Dottore's attention while he's fixing his precious computer. Capitano slips the box of colorful click pens you played with into his arms and follows along behind you.

The Knave turns back to hurry everyone along, then turns around again, speechless, and can't help rolling her eyes at yet another man making her sick.

…Oh, by the way, you are currently...

On the road to saving the world.

■ Battlefield meat grinder X cold-blooded snarker

■ Second-person narration throughout.

■ The pairing is the Fatui's Fourth Harbinger, [the Captain] Capitano.

■ The Fatui Harbingers' beloved darling.jpg

■ Spreading some wild rumors at top speed before the Captain is released! .jpg

Theme: Spread those rumors fast!!