A Master Without Primogems or Pity Is Still Breathing [Western Crossover]

I was bound to a System that wasn't very powerful, but was great at pulling all sorts of shenanigans.

One second it called me a Traveler, the next it called me a Master, and every now and then it would throw in a few lines about being a Summoner. Naturally, my identity suddenly became much grander: I was a hapless savior who tirelessly and selflessly took care of every NPC's problems, then went on to save the world.

Me, not very powerful but just as good at pulling shenanigans: ...

Me: "Is it possible that Batman already solved the problem while you were taking me through the tutorial?"

System: "It's possible, but if you don't get Barbara to C6 this run, Batman is really going to get cooked."

Me: "I'm working on it, I'm working on it!!"

Me: "My true name is Duer Zhenjun!"

...What are you looking at? Is it really so strange that Qiqi reached C6 before Barbara?

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I had thought, out of pity, that my System wasn't very powerful. It was only later that I realized I shouldn't have felt sorry for it.

"It's one thing for FGO accounts not to carry over and for the pity counter to reset, but I have to pull for the original game's starter trio myself too? Twenty Primogems for a Archon Quest? What do you take me for, a beggar!?"

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■ Characters are from Genshin Impact/Fate/Grand Order.

■ Written on a whim. Updates whenever.

Theme: Not very clever, but great at pulling shenanigans