(Complete) Next up: *Days as a Working Cat in the Cultivation Realm*
Blurb:
After transmigrating, Lian Jiu had only a thousand yuan to her name and no household registration.
She never expected to be personally hired as the principal of a poor kindergarten in the mountains. It offered social insurance and a housing fund, required no educational credentials, and even arranged household registration!
Lian Jiu: “There’s a job like that?”
On her first day, a parent brought their child to the school and pointed at the child’s bare little tail. “Principal, my kid went to the Fierce Monsters class and came home with their tail plucked bald. Could you move them to the Little Monsters class?”
Lian Jiu: “?”
Looking more closely, she saw the children running around with horns on their heads, tails behind them, and fluffy ears…
And the ID card they had made for her said: Monster Citizen ID.
“!!” But she was just an ordinary human!
Faced with adorable little ones and ancient great monsters, Lian Jiu said, “L-let’s keep a low profile for now. I can’t beat them, after all.”
But later, she discovered the kindergarten was so poor that the little monsters couldn’t get enough to eat. The great monsters were illiterate and scrimped and saved to pay her salary, treating her like their savior.
Being principal also meant earning money through livestreaming.
At first, Lian Jiu only wanted to earn a little money for meat for the children and give the unemployed monsters something to do. She never expected
Her livestream would go viral, and donations would soar.
The teachers she hired through the livestream were all from powerful, wealthy families and didn’t want to inherit the family business.
A Pixiu in the mountains grew vegetables and sold them online, becoming a billionaire.
And Lian Jiu herself became the most popular and beautiful principal on the internet…
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When the “Monster Kindergarten” livestream first appeared, viewers said:
[Using kids as clickbait. Disgraceful!]
[Exploiting children to put on a show! I’m calling the police!]
[Can’t find the location. Definitely a scam!]
Later:
[I heard the principal is the director of the Special Incident Response Bureau. I take back what I said before.]
[The kindergarten’s rabbits and turtles can attend class and interact together?!]
Lian Jiu looked at the two little monsters who still hadn’t quite learned to transform. “That’s right. It’s one of our kindergarten’s special features.”
[Why do the kids look so scared of that little bird monster?]
Lian Jiu carried off the little divine beast Bifang, who had wandered into the wrong class: “…”
[Those ears and tails look so real. Is there a link?]
Lian Jiu: Let’s escape poverty and get rich by making merch!
[Animals and people watching movies and playing together. Is this a fairy-tale world?]
The monsters proudly declared: This is a happy residential community built by Teacher Lian Jiu herself, and only people with Monster Citizen IDs are allowed to live here.
[A male kindergarten teacher wearing bunny ears? Where’s his sense of decency? And where can I get his contact info?!]
The great monsters: That Hou is pretending to be a rabbit again to fool Teacher Lian Jiu!
PS: This is a story about humans, gods, and monsters, with lots of original worldbuilding. It’s just a story, so don’t take it too seriously. Sending love!
Coming soon: *Raising Bigwigs Costs Only Six Yuan for Your First Top-Up*
Luo Qing knew she was a character in a virtual pet game. She lived in a castle, wore diamonds, and always looked perfectly polished, but in her eighteen years she had never once seen her parents. Everyone around her was an NPC, and life was boring.
She thought she’d be trapped there for her whole life. Then one day, she arrived in the real world with her game System, only to learn that the parents she’d longed for were minor characters in a book, destined to serve as stepping stones for the protagonist.
They had once had bright futures, but after the protagonist, blessed with the protagonist’s halo, came along, their luck was gradually drained away.
After starring in the same film, her celebrity dad went from a contender for Best Actor to a down-and-out extra who had lost his voice.
After their schedules clashed, her TV-award-winning mom became a universally hated actress who couldn’t get any roles.
After appearing on the same variety show, her other dad went from a creative genius to a depressed singer who couldn’t write a song.
After rejecting the protagonist, her other mom, an up-and-coming director, had all her resources and connections stolen.
And her fifth dad, the true heir of a wealthy family, was abandoned and ignored, and lost his inheritance…
Of course Luo Qing couldn’t just stand by and do nothing. She glanced at her System: Make your first top-up of six yuan, and you can give your parents a villa.
Wait a minute?!
The virtual character who was supposed to be raised had become her parents?! And the money she topped up had to be money she earned herself!
With no money to her name, Luo Qing could only join the crew where her celebrity dad was filming with the protagonist and work as an extra. She would protect him while earning a hundred yuan a day!
Luckily, over the past eighteen years, her parents had nearly maxed out every skill. How hard could acting be?
But after doing the math, the little princess Luo Qing, who had only ever lived in a castle, was horrified to discover she had only ninety-four yuan left. Where was she going to live?!!!
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When viewers first noticed that Luo Qing, a little extra, was spending a lot of time with the movie star, they said: She’s so pretty, she must be a nepo baby! His daughter? More like his goddaughter!
Only later, when Luo Qing became a superstar across film, television, and music, did everyone realize
The bigwigs’ resources? Luo Qing provided them.
The bigwigs’ townhouses? Luo Qing gave them.
The business empire behind the bigwigs? Luo Qing held the biggest stake.
All right, which bigwigs are fighting over who gets to go to Luo Qing’s house today?
Turns out the real power behind the scenes is Luo Qing.
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*Days as a Working Cat in the Cultivation Realm*
Fu Nuo transmigrated into a cultivation novel with a powerful female lead as an ordinary stray kitten who had only just been weaned.
She had no part in the book’s plot. Every day, she just had to lie flat, find food, groom her fur, and lounge in the sun.
She could also find a good vantage point and openly watch the protagonist’s group livestream their scheming over the heroine and stage a multi-sided romance drama called *Let’s See Who Can Suck Up the Most*.
Cats don’t understand, but cats are curious.
The immortal sect’s chief disciple was teaching the heroine to practice swordsmanship with painstaking dedication when he kept hearing a strange purring sound. At last, he spotted a short-legged cat snoozing beneath a tree.
The chief disciple put away his sword. “Let’s rest for a while.”
The demon lord had abducted the heroine and was about to force himself on her when he suddenly heard a faint rustling in the corner. He turned and saw a fluffy little paw swiping another pastry off the table.
The demon lord, who suffered from an eating disorder, let go of the heroine with interest. “Kitten, come here.”
The emperor of the human realm was preparing a magnificent fireworks display so he could confess his love to the heroine. He noticed that the palace had lately been accumulating fur from some unidentified creature he wasn’t allergic to. Eventually, he spotted a cat being chased by a mouse and scrambling around in a panic.
The emperor, a serious fan of fluffy things, lit up.
Later, the bigwigs became addicted to petting cats. Fu Nuo simply became their working cat, showing up on schedule and dealing with people in cat form. Mondays and Wednesdays at the Demon Palace, Tuesdays and Fridays in the human realm, Thursdays and Saturdays at the immortal sect, and Sundays off. She ate and drank for free, listened to gossip, and lived a comfortable, carefree life.
She’d done good deeds in her previous life and still died from overwork, so she deserved to enjoy herself now.
But as she watched the powerful female-lead cultivation story turn into a no-romance leveling adventure, Fu Nuo quickly lost interest. Once she’d eaten her fill, she slipped away.
While the bigwigs searched the world for a cat, Fu Nuo had already returned to her own den.
But there was now a handsome man with nine tails in her nest. He looked sleepy and languid, and seemed rather surprised. “You’re still alive?”
Fu Nuo: …With an owner like you, it’s a miracle I’m alive.
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As the last ancient nine-tailed fox spirit, Sui Chen Yu was sick of life. He no longer cared about power, money, or status, and often slept for months or even years at a time.
Until one day he woke up and found that something was wrong. The cat had run off, and all sorts of reckless fools were hoping he was dead so they could inherit his cat. Smiling.jpg
A laid-back heroine × a laid-back hero (negative times negative makes positive, unbeatable together)
PS: A cultivation story with a modest ensemble cast. The original heroine is not vilified. The current heroine is very laid-back and can transform into human form. There are one-sided crushes and romantic rivalry.
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Theme: Warmth, healing, and solidarity
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Finished spreading flowers, looking forward to the next one [Come on]
I think it's not over yet. I should write about how people react when they know there are monsters in the world. Then I thought about it, there must be good and bad, but the bad sound ruins the beauty of this article, so it's just right to stop here. The author is really great.
! ! I want to see how the human world reacts when they find out about the existence of monsters, hahaha
Looks great, I love it! ! !
So not only 80 years, but also thousands of years to come
[Orange candy] I got [Purple candy] kswl I like it so much! ! ! ! ! ! ?(?^O^?)?
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
It's great, it saved my heart from the vicissitudes of life in the past two years, hahaha
Extra! ! A little more! !
Great, great, great! ! !
Finished spreading flowers, looking forward to the next one [Come on]