The Fussy Rich Lady Goes Viral by Doing Nothing

My next book, "After Becoming the Director of a Monster Kindergarten," is now available. Gu Zhi is everyone's darling. She grew up pampered in luxury, fussier than the Princess and the Pea, until one day she transmigrated into a book as a minor character destined to die young. But she doesn't think it's a big deal. Once the original character dies, she'll be able to go back. The original character was born into a wealthy family but was used and abandoned by her unscrupulous adoptive parents in a marriage alliance. She has never even met her husband. As an idol, she has haters everywhere and rumors flying all around her. Wherever she goes, people insult her. Gu Zhi, the little princess who had always been cherished and never scolded: "?" I'm going to die anyway. Why should I put up with this? I don't want to be famous, and I'm not interested in being a star, but you can't insult me. She joins the cast through connections, throws her weight around, disrespects her seniors, and drags the team down with her lack of talent... Faced with these accusations, Gu Zhi claps her hands and agrees: "You're right." Then she makes every accusation come true, and takes it even further. Other entertainers: It's okay, I can handle any hardship. Gu Zhi: No way. I can't handle any hardship at all. Other entertainers: I'll work hard on set and won't be afraid of getting hurt. Gu Zhi: If I get a scrape, I'm going straight to the hospital. I've got tens of millions' worth of insurance covering me from head to toe. Other entertainers: Be friendly and approachable, and don't flaunt your wealth. Gu Zhi, dressed head to toe in custom couture: Stay away from me. You can't afford to replace these clothes. Gu Zhi waited and waited. She never died, but instead became an overnight sensation. Powerful figures competed to work with her, her girl group members treated her like their beloved group princess, and her haters all switched sides, swearing to make her the most popular top-tier star in the entertainment industry. Gu Zhi: "Wait a minute. There's no need to make me famous. I still have to die and go find my parents." Then a mysterious ancient family suddenly announced: "Stop looking. We're your biological parents. We'll make anyone who bullied you pay twice over." Gu Zhi: So I'm still a little princess after all! Later, someone exposed the fact that Gu Zhi had secretly married at a young age while being a member of a girl group. As soon as the news broke, Gu Zhi started a livestream. Sitting in a luxurious estate, she said calmly, "I am married." "But I think my husband might be dead. Anyway, I've never met him. Don't worry, we'll get divorced sooner or later." The "deceased" husband had just returned from overseas and opened the door: "..." Netizens: "(screaming) (going mad) (shouting) Who's that handsome guy behind you? Tell us who he is! Is that business tycoon Lu Ninghuai?!" (One-on-one romance, happy ending, lots of creative liberties. The heroine is the original character. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. Sending love!) Pre-release: "After Becoming the Director of a Monster Kindergarten": Lian Jiu transmigrates into an unfamiliar world and becomes an undocumented person with no diploma. Just as she's worrying about how to survive, someone offers her a job as the director of a kindergarten. It offers benefits and social insurance, doesn't require a diploma, and even gives her household registration. Lian Jiu: There's actually a deal like this? But when she starts the job, she discovers that the kindergarten is surrounded by misty mountains, with muddy paths leading up to it. The interviewers built the buildings themselves. Tiles are falling off here, holes gape open there, and crooked lettering above the entrance reads: "Monster Kindergarten." Lian Jiu: "..." For the sake of those bright-eyed, pitiful children, even cuter than child stars on TV, Lian Jiu grits her teeth and stays. She wants to help them leave the mountains, dress warmly, and eat their fill! Soon, a parent arrives with a child: "Director, my kid went to the Fierce Monster Class, and came home with his tail plucked bald. Could you move him to the Little Monster Class?" The child turns around too, revealing a bare little tail. Looking more closely, Lian Jiu sees that the kindergarten children have horns growing from their heads, tails on their bottoms, and fluffy ears as they run around... Lian Jiu: "?" Then she looks at the ID card they made for her: Monster Citizen ID. But she's just an ordinary person! Afraid the monsters might eat her if she tried to back out, Lian Jiu quietly keeps her head down. But she discovers that the little monsters are adorable and well-behaved. For the little monsters to grow up healthy and for the kindergarten to thrive, Lian Jiu has no choice but to find ways to make money. She learns how to livestream like everyone else. Curious viewers click in and are charmed by the little monsters' ears and tails. The livestream becomes a hit, and Lian Jiu suddenly becomes the most popular kindergarten director on the whole internet. [Those ears and tails look so real! Where can I buy them? Is there a link?] Lian Jiu: Escape poverty and get rich, make merchandise! [Why are there animals at your kindergarten? Can rabbits and turtles attend class together?] Lian Jiu calmly looks at the two little monsters who still haven't quite mastered shapeshifting. "Yes, that's one of our kindergarten's special features." [Why do the children seem so afraid of that little bird monster?] Lian Jiu picks up the little divine beast Bifang, who wandered into the wrong class: "..." During yet another livestream, a handsome man with a tall, slender build appears on camera, wearing a pink apron and a hat. Facing the explosive flood of comments, Lian Jiu says calmly, "He's one of our teachers." As soon as she finishes speaking, the children take off the man's hat, revealing two long ears. [Holy crap! The kindergarten hired a teacher like this? Where's the morality? Where's the address? And where's the contact information?!] [Ahhh! Those long ears have awakened someone's kink. I won't say who!] The man takes his hat and walks over to Xiao Ba. Bending down, he says in a gentle, aggrieved voice, "The hat you bought me is broken." The other great monsters curse inwardly: That Hou is pretending to be a rabbit again! - "After Becoming the Daughter Raised by Powerful Figures in the Cloud" Xiao Shi is a four-year-old paper doll child, raised by players in a game. Then she suddenly crosses into the real world, where her beautiful estate and all her parents are gone. A kind person takes Xiao Shi to the police station. She can't answer any of their questions, and the police have no idea how to find her family. Then she suddenly points at a retired entertainment-industry mogul on TV. "Daddy!" The police: "?!" Don't make things up! He's over fifty! Xiao Shi has never met her daddies and mommies, but she's heard their voices and can recognize them immediately. Later, the mogul, who is over fifty, unmarried, and childless, looks at the four-year-old child: "..." Forget it. She's so cute, adopting her might not be so bad. But then he sees a new actress on TV, and Xiao Shi points at her. "Mommy!" The mogul's eyes widen in shock. She can't just say things like that! At a film set, Xiao Shi sees an extra rolling around in the mud. "Daddy!" A street performer in an underground passageway: "Daddy!" From tycoons in the business world to nobodies without a name, they're all her daddies and mommies. Everyone else laughs it off and doesn't take it seriously. Until one day, they discover that all the daddies and mommies Xiao Shi identified have become leaders in their respective fields. The actress becomes a Best Actress winner, the extra becomes a Best Actor winner, and the street performer becomes a top singer... And Xiao Shi is always by their side, working as an extra with them and shouting out ads for them on the street. She's always rushing from one thing to another. The media say Xiao Shi made these entertainers who they are. No wonder they cherish her and spoil her as she grows up. Only the people involved know that Xiao Shi came from the game world with the System. To compete for custody of her this week, they have to compare who has earned the most affection points in the game that day and sent her the prettiest clothes. There's no helping it. If they're competing with others, they can only work hard to earn money to raise the child! - Later, a reporter interviews the grown-up Xiao Shi and asks whether becoming an all-around entertainer was due to the influence of all those powerful figures, and whether the training was difficult. Xiao Shi: "It was actually fine." Most of her skill points were assigned by her daddies and mommies. Theme: Warmth, healing, and unity