This blurb is a bit of a mess. I'll revise it properly when I have time.
Blurb screenshot dated 2022.10.09
After waking up, Li Xin inexplicably finds himself transmigrated into another world as a max-level powerhouse.
Before he can even celebrate, he's bound to a system.
He's told that this powerhouse is a scumbag womanizer who brings bad luck to his wives and has children all over the world. Every one of those children will grow up to be an ultimate powerhouse and major villain! He has to set them straight and stop them from going bad.
Li Xin: What if I don't?
System: Before they become villains, the first person they'll tear apart is you.
Li Xin: ??? I'm still a kid too!
System: Please hurry to the Land of the Little People. Your child is about to die of an illness.
System: Please head to the Abyss of Death at once. Your child is about to be beaten to death by a demon.
System: Please hurry to the Eastern Lands. Your child is eating garbage they picked up off the ground again.
Later, after all his children are brought home, he looks at the twenty-two kids, each with a different appearance and from a different race: dwarves, incubi, Eastern dragons, Western dragons, merfolk, beastfolk, elves, and more. He falls into deep thought.
Li Xin: Do you know how hard it is to raise kids?
On the first day, before dawn, a seven-year-old dwarf drags over a breakfast he's cooked himself, jumps onto Li Xin's face, and shouts, "Papa, breakfast is ready!"
On the second day, an hour earlier than the day before, an adorable five-year-old incubus brings breakfast and gently shakes Li Xin's hand. "Papa, get up and eat~"
On the third day, another hour earlier than the day before...
Until one day, Li Xin has only just lain down and hasn't even fallen asleep when his most unruly child, blushing, shoves a breakfast he's made right in his face. "Papa. Breakfast. Eat."
And before he knows it, even though they've only just finished dinner, twenty-two plates of breakfasts with different flavors are laid out in front of him. The children blink their adorable eyes and look at him expectantly. "Papa, eat breakfast."
Li Xin: Thank you so much, all of you!
Later...
Li Xin: So what if I'm a dad? Who says dads can't be spoiled by their kids?
Watching the plot grow stranger and stranger, the System is baffled.
System: If I remember right, aren't these the twenty-two villainous powerhouses who are going to turn the world upside down in the future?
The System watches the children, all of them unbelievably well-behaved as they try to win Li Xin's affection, and falls into deep thought.
Only when it sees them fighting in a heap over his attention does the System nod with satisfaction. That's more like it.
Later, the children become powerful figures in their own right, and Li Xin is hailed as the Godfather!
Theme: Love yourself before you love others