[My new story is now underway: Human! Do You Want to Cuddle With a Snake, Too? It's about a pretty little incubus and a retired assassin boss as the seme.]
Zero was the final boss of an apocalyptic survival game, an uncanny being created when human technology touched the divine. Humans kept it in an underground research facility.
Its favorite things were wrecking the place and gossiping. Every day, it would sneak out while its handlers were feeding it, scare people, and swing through the hallways saying hello.
But no one was willing to talk to an uncanny being. The cold white-coated staff always screamed and ran away, then locked it even deeper inside.
Until one day, a strange human became its handler.
Every day, he made it read books and newspapers and learn how to behave like a person.
Even if it got a little too close and was sent back to the respawn point, it would come right back to life the next day and appear in front of him again.
Zero really liked this handler and shared its hobbies with him every day, even though it once crushed him to death while tearing down a door.
It enthusiastically invited him to join its gossip club, then ate him until not even a scrap was left when its instinct to devour kicked in because he was too close.
It raced out the door to welcome him, then got locked deeper and deeper inside after the System flagged it as a flight risk.
It never got tired of it.
Until one day, the research facility was empty.
Zero burst out, but the System no longer sounded. It smashed countless doors and couldn't find a single human. It climbed up, level by level, until it reached the surface.
Amid the dead-silent ruins, it looked up at a television playing a recording high above.
The hideous evil god grinned wickedly, its eight tentacles writhing in a frenzy. “The uncanny have descended and taken over the entire human world. The world belongs to us. Humanity has been utterly defeated!”
The Uncanny Calamity: Apocalyptic Survival Game was a full-dive online game released by Konoha Games. It became a sensation as soon as it launched, and every uncanny NPC was so ugly it sent players' sanity plummeting.
The most famous was the ultimate boss, Zero, a dark-red monster with web-like tentacles.
It wasn't famous because it was ugly, but because the whole world envied it. It had exclusive CGs and skins from the entire game company, was lavishly raised by the research prodigy Qin Zui, and had the whole company dedicated to serving it.
But just as the game was thriving and taking the world by storm, Konoha Games had a brain freeze and released a bad ending in which humanity went extinct and the uncanny took over. The game shut down and mysteriously disappeared.
The once-cold and imposing Qin Zui became even colder. Everyone was too frightened to say a word.
Until one day, the big shot returned from a research conference to find a young man blocking his doorway. The young man was disheveled, as though he had been walking for a very long time, and his delicate features looked worn and weary.
His red eyes brimmed with grievance. “I've been looking for you for so, so long, you jerk!”
Bystanders were stunned: ???
Qin Zui lowered his eyes. His black lashes couldn't hide the crimson beneath them.
His little tentacle had finally come back.
[Author's note:]
1. Thanks to Lin Shifu's Pancake Stall for permission to use the CG commercially.
2. This is entirely fictional, and most of the content is based on my own interpretations. If you want to argue, you're right.
3. One-on-one, both pure, happy ending.
4. The shou is nonhuman and lives in a game. His behavior isn't normal, and he has no morals.
5. Click to see a human big shot train a tentacle pup with a taste for people.
◆ A peek at my next story, Human! Do You Want to Cuddle With a Snake, Too? An innocent little snake shou x a cunning older tentacle seme.
Qi Chi is a dimwitted little country snake, nearsighted, frail, and poor. Finding a wife is harder than reaching the heavens, so he can only move to the city and work as a live-in housekeeper.
His employer is a stunning top model, but after an accident a while ago, he's currently in a wheelchair and wears hearing aids.
When Qi Chi arrived, the man's expression darkened. His pale, thin face was full of apology as he gently tugged at the boy's clothes, his voice trembling:
“I'm sorry. With my current condition, I'll probably need you to take care of me a lot. If you think it's too much trouble, I'll pay extra for your travel expenses...”
Oh no, he's so pitiful! He must really need a snake!
Qi Chi adjusted his sunglasses and nodded confidently. “Don't worry, I'll take care of you from now on!”
Although rumors said that monsters haunted Yan Jiuzhi's villa at night, with terrifying tentacles crawling unchecked all over the rooms and eating anyone who broke in,
Qi Chi didn't believe it. His divine employer was clearly lonely and pitiful, and really needed a snake housekeeper!
The snake housekeeper was very capable. When bad people came looking for trouble, he bravely stepped in and did his best to chase them away.
He carefully recorded all his employer's preferences, even his underwear preferences. On every night of thunder and rain, he thoughtfully offered to keep him company in bed...
Because the man was afraid of thunder, he always held Qi Chi very tightly, his hands wrapped firmly around him until he could barely breathe. “Wait, wait... why does it feel like something's wrapped around my leg?”
The man's voice was innocent. “It might be my leg. Sorry, they haven't been easy to control since I got hurt. Can you forgive me?”
Qi Chi stared in bewilderment, suppressing a strange tingling that had suddenly come over him. “Oh. Then don't wrap it so tightly, okay?”
The man chuckled softly. The tentacles hidden from view tightened their grip, greedily slipping beneath the boy's clothes.
Anyway, he's an incredibly capable snake!
The capable snake got a call from a friend. “How's work in the city? Hurry back, there's matchmaking in the village and they'll find you a wife!”
Qi Chi: !!!
A wife, a wife, a wife!
But as soon as the snake walked out the door, countless tentacles shot out of the shadows and dragged him back inside.
The “gentle, pitiful, innocent” employer shed his disguise. His powerful, evil tentacles held the snake tight, and the possessiveness in his eyes threatened to swallow him whole.
“Am I not your wife? Hub-by~”
That night, Qi Chi cried in bed after being bullied until his butt was sore and red, his pretty nape covered in bite marks.
The man chuckled hoarsely, nonchalant. “Hubby, I haven't finished marking you yet. How will anyone know you've got a wife if I don't leave a mark, hmm?”
“N-no...” Qi Chi trembled, almost convulsing. Driven to the brink, he sobbed, drenched in tears. “I don't want a wife anymore, I don't want a wife anymore...”
The man: “Hmm?”
“I want a husband, sob...”
Help, this snake is about to be forced into love by an evil tentacle monster! QAQ
Theme: Chase your dreams and keep moving forward.
Is he at home plate? Right? Ahhhhhhh, so excited! ! ! ! !
Whose treasure is it~
It's the most precious baby~
Who is the most precious baby~
It's Yaya and Hehe\(∩0∩)/*
I really like this ending. I always feel that they will have a wonderful life in their world.
In fact, when I watch Lianzong, I just want to watch the show of affection in front of the whole country~
Even though I was eating dog food like crazy outside the article, I also wanted people in that world to taste the taste of dog food hhhhh
Small snippets are fine too! ! ! Looking forward to short clips and small theater ~
Thanks for the limited fee! Yaya is so cute! ! !
But in the early stage, when I saw "Little Fool", all I could think about was that vulgar "Little fool, get up soon",,,
Hey, today's limited exemption is Ya Ya [Let me be healthy]
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I love it so much! ! !
You and I, too. There are too few teachers in the school and I have to let him be the head teacher.
I feel like something is missing today. It turns out it's the lack of daily updates.
So, dear author, when will we start the next journey? (Motorcycle, sunglasses, holding a rose, and smiling evilly)
Wow, the two little ones have to have money, but I, the big one, can't even save it QAQ
Is he at home plate? Right? Ahhhhhhh, so excited! ! ! ! !
Whose treasure is it~ It's the most precious baby~ Who is the most precious baby~ It's Yaya and Hehe\(∩0∩)/*
I really like this ending. I always feel that they will have a wonderful life in their world.
In fact, when I watch Lianzong, I just want to watch the show of affection in front of the whole country~ Even though I was eating dog food like crazy outside the article, I also wanted people in that world to taste the taste of dog food hhhhh Small snippets are fine too! ! ! Looking forward to short clips and small theater ~
Thanks for the limited fee! Yaya is so cute! ! ! But in the early stage, when I saw "Little Fool", all I could think about was that vulgar "Little fool, get up soon",,,
Hey, today's limited exemption is Ya Ya [Let me be healthy]
So cute ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I love it so much! ! !
You and I, too. There are too few teachers in the school and I have to let him be the head teacher.
I feel like something is missing today. It turns out it's the lack of daily updates. So, dear author, when will we start the next journey? (Motorcycle, sunglasses, holding a rose, and smiling evilly)
Wow, the two little ones have to have money, but I, the big one, can't even save it QAQ