The Fourth Calamity’s Affection Goes Up, Up

A new student has joined Tokyo Jujutsu High. His classmates are worried he might not make it through school in one piece, since this new student looks like he has absolutely no brains.

Qianyang: Why did I join the school? To hang out with handsome guys and beautiful girls!

On his first day, Qianyang unlocked the achievement of enthusiastically hugging all his new classmates, all because he wanted to unlock the affinity settings:

* "Shoko, giving you a bottle of alcohol gets me four affinity points, and a pack of cigarettes gets me two. I gave you 35 gifts altogether. Do you know how many were alcohol and how many were cigarettes?"

Shoko Ieiri: ?

* "Satoru, playing games with you for an hour gets me ten affinity points, but at night, I get five extra points per hour. So can I save the time I spend gaming with you during the day and play with you at night instead?"

Satoru Gojo: I've never heard anyone make a request like that!

* "Suguru! Going on a mission with you gets me six affinity points, and helping you catch a cursed spirit gets me two. So can we pick missions with lots of cursed spirits from now on?"

Suguru Geto: Do you want to listen to what you're saying?

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Satoru Gojo had never felt so aggrieved in his life. The reason? This incredibly delicious little cake had been made by his classmate, whose intelligence was questionable.

"Qianyang!" he wailed dramatically on the spot. "If I give you 100 affinity points, will you make me 100 little cakes?"

Qianyang's expression was icy. "Liar. You can't stack the same affinity points every day."

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Here's a joke for you: On a mission, a river suddenly appeared in front of them.

Suguru Geto: Qianyang, you aren't thinking of jumping in, are you?

Qianyang: "smiles" :-D

Suguru Geto: ...You aren't thinking of jumping in, right?

Qianyang: But there's a shiny treasure chest icon over there!

Satoru Gojo: Huh? There is? Where?

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Qianyang thought the school had a great academic atmosphere and his classmates were all kind and friendly, so he never expected the summer blues to happen to him.

He stared at the body of one of his classmates in the alley. After a few seconds of silence, he raised the cursed tool in his hand. Rewinding time for the first time didn't feel very pleasant.

But luckily, there was still time to change everything.

"Waaah, Suguru, don't go and become some kind of cult leader! Recruiting people into a cult is illegal! If you want pork cutlet rice, I can make it for you!"

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# The protagonist is an easygoing disaster-class player. He's a great cook, and his everyday behavior is pretty outrageous, but perfectly normal from a player's point of view.

# Primarily Jujutsu Kaisen, with a few other series mixed in.

# Some out-of-character behavior, with a found-family feel.

# The protagonist doesn't know the plot and is an easygoing beauty.

# If you don't like it, there's no need to say anything. Just leave; that's better for both of us.

# That's all. Enjoy reading!

Theme: Even players need to study hard