[Update: Six Chapters a Day, Aiming for Nine]
Synopsis:
Yun Xi transmigrates into the body of a cannon-fodder character with the same name, who is about to have his heart ripped out by the protagonist.
System: Are you going to follow the cannon fodder's romance route and give up your soul for the protagonist, or...
Yun Xi: BBBBB!
Without a second thought, he gives the protagonist a fake divine bone, then turns and jumps off a cliff, faking his death.
During his escape, Yun Xi runs into a gorgeous man who has lost his memory and been poisoned. Overcome by lust, Yun Xi takes him completely.
Yun Xi: Using my body to cure his poison, how moving!
System: You're just lusting after his body, you pervert!
The handsome man has lost his memory, but he's delicious. Yun Xi gets a taste for him, and after spending some time fooling around together, suddenly discovers that the man is absurdly powerful.
One punch could kill ten of him!
To avoid ending up as cannon fodder somewhere else, Yun Xi starts messing with the man's head.
"I'm the Demon Venerable! My admirers line up all the way from the Demon Realm to the Celestial Realm."
"You pestered me for 800 years before I reluctantly let you stay by my side. You should cherish that."
"You love me to the point of obsession. You can't live without me."
"Last time I didn't see you for a whole day, you banged your head against the wall and even poisoned yourself. Don't be so stupid next time."
Later, Yun Xi is pinned against a wall by the real Demon Venerable, who has regained his memories.
"You're the Demon Venerable?"
"I've loved you for 800 years?"
"I banged my head against the wall when I couldn't see you?"
Yun Xi: "..."
"You have a choice. Die right now, or..."
Yun Xi: "BBBBB!!!"
"Then die in my bed."
Yun Xi: "???"
[Recommended] Upcoming Novel: Transmigrated as the Villainous Demon King's Master
Synopsis:
With a sudden transmigration, Xiao Ning becomes the master of the villainous Demon King. Oh, fantastic: he's that poor old bastard whose head the villainous Demon King chops off and hangs at the city gate for three days and nights.
Xiao Ning touches his own head. Hurry, help me up. There's still time to save me!
[System]: "Please complete the main quest: humiliate the villain mercilessly and mold him into a ruthless Demon King!"
Xiao Ning: "..."
So I'm supposed to mold Wu Pei into a ruthless Demon King, then use his head as a ball to kick around, right?
To complete the main quest, Xiao Ning puts on a stern face and, wearing a gloomy expression, piles a bowl of carrots he doesn't like into Wu Pei's bowl. "Eat them all. Don't leave a single piece of carrot!"
Wu Pei, who has never been cared for before: "..."
Master is so cute. I want to fuck him ahhhhh!
[Preorders opened on 2023.9.15. Screenshot of the preorder page saved.]
[Recommended] Upcoming Novel: I'm a Cat in the Infinite Worlds
Synopsis:
Lin Xi feels like his whole world has gone wrong. When other people enter the infinite worlds, they draw identity cards like CEO, emperor, and exorcist. The identity cards he draws are all lion cats, tabby cats, and ragdoll cats.
Lin Xi: "..."
Could you at least give me the identity of a human being!
While everyone else is frantically fleeing through the infinite worlds, Lin Xi clings tightly to the big shot's pant leg and gazes straight up at him with his limpid eyes. It's so dangerous out there. Would you really leave a little kitty like me outside all alone?
Xie Fu glances at him and slams the door shut.
Lin Xi: "!!!!!!"
Seeing this, he frantically scratches at the door. Hey, hey, hey! Let me in, will you? What if the boss shows up and catches me? Ahhhhh!
With a smack, the man silently comes out, grabs him by the scruff, and carries him inside.
Lin Xi doesn't yet know that Xie Fu is a hentai cat lover. A kitty this cute is meant to have its tummy buried in and be sniffed bald! That little mouth is meant to be kissed raw, that cute face is meant to be smothered with kisses, and even its little tail can't be spared. It has to be petted again and again, until the kitty is covered in the scent of a human. Hehehe...
Straight-laced Lin Xi: "?????"
Don't come any closer ahhhhh!
[Preorders opened on 2023.10.31. Screenshot of the preorder page saved.]
Theme: Your fate is in your own hands.
Click ↓Pre-receipt + update time: "How to destroy the master's pet dressed as a cat", "The master dressed as the villain devil", "How to destroy the lion cub dressed as a lion", "When the marshal is laid off" and the author's column please collect =3= Update time is at 9 o'clock every morning. The following is the advance receipt copy=3= "How to break the owner's pet dressed as a cat" Introduction: "The cute little kittens are meant to be eaten by their daddy!" This is He Zhou's mantra. He loves cats like his life. His biggest hobby is to hold his own ragdoll cat and suck it wildly. The kitten's claws are pressed tightly against his face, with a face full of disdain, stupid human! Once he traveled through time, he went to the country of cats. He looked at the ragdoll cat that he kissed so much in the past, sitting on the throne. His ice-blue eyes were full of gloom. The cat looked at him gloomily and said word by word: "Cute humans will be eaten by cats!" He Zhou: "..." Wait, Nizi, what are you going to do? "The Master Dressed as the Villain Demon King" Introduction: Once he traveled through time, Xiao Ning became the master of the villainous devil, oh, the old unlucky guy whose head was chopped off by the villainous devil and hung at the door of the city wall for three days and three nights. Xiao Ning touched his head, "Quickly, help me up, I can still save you!" [System]: "Ask the host to complete the main mission, humiliate the villain severely, and forge him into a ruthless demon king!" Xiao Ning: "..." Forge Wu Pei into a ruthless demon king, and then use his head as a ball to kick, right? In order to complete the main mission, Xiao Ning put on a straight face and gave Wu Pei a bowl of carrots that he didn't like to eat with a gloomy look on his face. "After eating, no carrots are allowed to be left!" Wu Pei, who has never been taken care of by anyone: "..." Master is so cute, I miss you so much! "How to break into a lion and a cub" Introduction: Ye Tan never expected that he would transform into a lion cub. This was not the most important thing. The important thing was that he was in a tiger's den! Ye Tan: "..." I don't understand how the lion could be in the tiger's den! In order to survive, Ye Tan had to be cautious, cautious in words and deeds, and tried to escape when he became an adult. How could he want him to overhear the conversation between Tiger Dad and Tiger Cub, "Zai Zai, how is the wife Dad found for you?" The word "daughter-in-law" in Kamo language happens to have the same pronunciation as "reserve grain". Ye Tan was so frightened that he didn't dare to express his anger. He scolded Dan Hua in his heart, "Dan Hua, Dan Hua, I have never treated you poorly. Everything good and fragrant reminds me of you. I didn't expect you to treat me as a reserve grain!" Is this true? Is this reasonable? Dan Hua smiled shyly and nodded. He liked his brother the most. What he never expected was that when he returned home, his brother was missing. #What should I do if my wife who raised me by myself runs away? # #Catch it back and "eat" it hard! # "When the Marshal is laid off" Introduction: In times of peace, people are happy. The government has reduced its military forces several times, and the former god of war, Marshal Fu Li, was laid off. He returned home with his bag to take care of his old age, and began to plant flowers and raise birds. However, every day when I wake up, the position of the flower pot is different! Ji Qiu is from Huaxing. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a strange house. He is so incompetent that he moves his little flower pot every day in an attempt to escape. However, he would be picked up every time. Not only that, this person also liked to touch his buds. Ji Qiu: "..." Mom, there's someone playing hooligan here!
Want a side story! Want it!
Hahahahahaha I'm going to fall off my horse
In one night, hundreds of thousands of words, all finished 🌈
It's not enough, Modo Modo Modo, another hundred chapters of this extra chapter wouldn't be too much.
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So much is needed\(`Δ')/
In spite of! Just Modo Modo
It's so fast wwww, I feel like there can be a few more chapters to describe it hahahaha
Want to! Let's have a modern life episode