[The next historical danmei: “Let Go of This Venerable One’s Pants.” A straight man makes clueless advances and ends up on the receiving end. Planned for the new year. The blurb is pinned in the comments. Please add it to your list~]
Bai Li woke up one day to discover that, for some inexplicable reason, he had been forced to possess a Samoyed puppy.
Unfortunately, his owner worked for the Inspection Team and had secretly brought the dog to work.
The Inspection Team was a special division of the Cultivation Administration Bureau, responsible for dealing with unusual incidents in the cultivation world.
Naturally, capturing evil cultivators who practiced possession techniques was also part of their duties.
Bai Li trembled in fear.
Was this what they called going to work?
This was more like going to his grave!
Rule 21 of the Cultivation Administration Bureau Inspection Team Member Handbook: Members may not bring non-team members into the office without permission. Violators will be arrested as intruders, including all kinds of living creatures.
The current captain of the Inspection Team was Jiang Hanling, a notoriously vicious man. They said he had once snapped a guilty demon’s neck in front of a crowd. Crunch.
Jiang Hanling spotted Bai Li pretending to be a fluffy dog toy.
His owner laughed awkwardly. “Uh, haha... would you like to pet him?”
Captain Jiang twitched a finger, and Bai Li’s four legs shook like a sieve.
His owner must have had a good reason for saying that.
Bai Li swallowed, trembling as he raised a little paw and touched the cold-faced Captain Jiang.
That one paw led to an unexpected result.
Bai Li heard Jiang Hanling exclaim excitedly, like a pervert: “Cute little dogs are born to be gobbled up by me!”
Oh dear. The dog people have unlocked a new skill.
Jiang Hanling was born with a baleful aura clinging to him, making spirit beasts dislike him.
He longed to pet fluffy animals but couldn’t, and could only sigh in his cold, merciless solitude.
Until one day, he met the first puppy bold enough to touch him of its own accord.
It was only two months old, white and soft, like a little marshmallow.
His dream dog!
Captain Jiang made an exception and recruited Little Bai into the Inspection Team. He even tried to help Little Bai earn merit.
And Little Bai lived up to his dream-dog status. Not only was he unafraid of Jiang Hanling, he clung to him every day, acting cute and begging for affection.
Later, something sad happened: Little Bai turned into a human.
Even worse, Little Bai had actually been afraid of him all along. He had only stuck close to him to read his mind.
Jiang Hanling was so upset that he couldn’t sleep all night.
The next day, a new rule appeared in the Inspection Team Member Handbook: No one is allowed to be afraid of the captain.
Theme: People say liars are little dogs, but little dogs never lie
How can a dog wear pants? If you really want to wear it, you have to wear crotchless pants, otherwise you have to find someone to take off your pants when you go to the toilet.
Is the laughter like a puppy's laughter or a human's laughter? I've never heard of the dog version, but the human version is a bit scary, right?
Don't you just be greedy for puppies?
If the puppy trusts people, the dog is good; if the person scares the dog, the person is bad!
Ah? Did I not understand? Why do you want to kill senior brother?
Team Jiang: Why does he like stickers so much? Xiaobai: Let me see what evil you are holding back
So cute ah ah ah ah ah! Why is no one commenting!
If you don't stick to the puppy now, Captain Jiang won't let anyone try to stick to him in the future.
It looks great, so is that German Shepherd from Yeye's previous life?
Is this Zhang Jin the demon cultivator pretending to be? Rwk