[This novel is complete. The historical danmei novel Let Go of This Lord's Pants is currently being serialized. Please add it to your collection!]
Chu Xiaojun is one-quarter fox spirit and the founding patriarch of the Lingxu Sect. After sleeping for a thousand years, he wakes to find his old home on the verge of disappearing.
So he wrecks the sports field, smashes the security cameras, and casually demolishes the library.
Then, utterly bewildered and deeply shocked, he listens to the principal's long, rambling explanation.
In short, the sect Chu Xiaojun founded has become the Lingxu Mountain Vocational and Technical College, which is about to go bankrupt.
The founding patriarch sets down the hideously tacky admissions brochure and decides to enroll under an assumed name.
On the first day of class, Chu Xiaojun goes by Chu Chen. He publicly challenges an elder's teaching methods and makes a spectacular impression in every way.
That night, he meets Song Yupei in the dormitory, and before long the two get along famously.
...In the literal, physical sense of “get along.”
According to legend, Song Yupei has the backing of a mysterious organization. He's not only cold and ruthless but also unreasonable enough to scare children into silence.
To Chu Chen, however, Song Yupei is a neat-freak of a househusband, laboring to train a whole group of cat-headed disciples while somehow finding time to fish by the river and feed cats.
...Could anyone be more devoted to domestic life?
Chu Chen is unruly and carefree, causing trouble as long as he draws breath. Song Yupei keeps a straight face while cleaning up his messes, moving the founding patriarch so deeply that he wants to teach him every last one of his lifelong secrets.
Then Chu Chen realizes he'd flirted with Song Yupei a thousand years ago. He really is a scumbag.
This is a disaster. Money debts are easy to repay, but how do you settle a debt of love?
[Blurb for Let Go of This Lord's Pants below]
On the fifteenth day of the eighth month, a rebellion breaks out at the Qiwugong Palace in Nanzhou. The demon king Feng Yao vanishes without a trace, and the demon clans descend into chaos overnight.
Rumors spread like wildfire. Everyone in the outside world says the Demon Lord is wildly ambitious and at odds with the debauched demon king, so the demon clan will surely take advantage of the chaos.
A great battle is about to begin. Everyone is in danger!
On the sixteenth day of the eighth month, the first snow falls in the Northern Territory. The Demon Lord, Lord Jixuan, finds a gravely injured young demon.
The youth grabs the Demon Lord. “Save me.”
The Demon Lord is cold as ice. “Why?”
Feng Yao blinks the snow from his lashes and looks up at Lord Jixuan's striking, otherworldly face, his heart a tangle of emotions. He clutches the fabric in his hand. “I am Qin Rong, a trusted subordinate of the demon king. I've come to abandon the darkness and join Your Lordship, so that we may achieve great things!”
Lord Jixuan: “...”
Lord Jixuan: “Let go of this lord's pants.”
Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day.
Exams are always a nightmare for students (except top academics/gods)
Song Yupei: (╯' - ')╯ ┻━┻ Leave labor and management in peace!
Short, thin, small. It can't be delayed, it needs to be cured! Understand?
It's so rare to see this kind of pure feeling about master and apprentice, even though it's not a real master and apprentice (
I would like to add something irrelevant. Generally speaking, fortune telling refers specifically to horoscope calculation. You need to know the time of birth. Generally speaking, this kind of fortune telling or fortune telling does not require horoscopes.
Is Xiaoyu the child who received the three-handed longevity lock?
Magic conch hahahahaha
I've done it three times, but when I see this I still think: Lock it up, lock it up!
Oh haha!! Therefore, the spiritual veins have been revived and prosperous, and they can practice together for a long time!! Yay!!
Damn it, it was a real knife in my previous life. I know what pain is...