You Eunuch, Don't Even Think of Forcing Me

This novel is also known as The Little Nobody's Guide to Surviving Court

A slacker emperor who only wants to run away + a career-minded eunuch who is always on the verge of treason

Year One of the Xuli Era

A female emperor came to rule the Great Le Dynasty.

This got all the ministers, generals, and officials terribly excited: The sons we've raised all these years can finally be put to use!

But this female emperor was a little... unlucky in marriage?

The top scholars and sons of prestigious families were sent to her harem wave after wave, but before the weddings, they would either die or be injured. At best, they would mysteriously disappear.

She had been on the throne for three years, yet her harem was completely empty.

Xu Wuyou refused to believe the rumors and decided to marry the second son of the great general.

This time, the prospective consort didn't disappear.

The emperor did.

When she woke, she was tied to a golden-thread nanmu chair.

The man across from her rested one hand lazily on the armrest, his cheek propped up on it. He had handsome, refined features, and his ink-black hair spilled loosely over his shoulders.