I’m Fleecing the Sheep in the Great Song

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As a modern person, Zhao Zhiran was a perfectly qualified sucker.

In elementary school, she bought a posture corrector; in middle school, a study gadget; in high school, she was heartbroken over a boy; in college, she paid people to write papers and did internships. After graduation, the 996 work schedule came around to reap its harvest again.

Now that she'd finally transmigrated, she wasn't going to be a sucker anymore. She was going to be the one taking advantage of suckers!

What could you get out of poor people? If she was going to fleece anyone, it would be the powerful aristocratic clans!

As a princess of the Song Dynasty, there was nothing wrong with having a little more property and a little more ambition, right? After all, most consorts in those days were no good. It was safer to have her own fortune and career. She could pick her own consort, and the ministers would have to beg her to choose someone reliable. Otherwise, the foundations of the Great Song would be lost.

Will you buy luxury branded jewelry?

If you don't, who will respect you at social gatherings!

Will you buy health supplements?

If you don't, who knows who'll inherit your wealth when you die!

Will you buy a house in a good school district?

If you don't, how will your children continue to become officials!

(These scholar-officials are exactly the ones I'm going to fleece.)

Coming Soon 1: A Scroll of the Investiture of the Gods

In a world without gods or humans, demons run rampant. After monsters die, they don't enter the cycle of reincarnation. Instead, they all become mindless fiends that attack living things.

Just as the great demon protecting them is about to die, Li Ruochu, who has transmigrated into this world, pulls a roll of yellow paper from behind her. Great, it's the Investiture of the Gods.

What the heck! This is obviously a huge roll of yellow paper she'd planned to burn at a graveside visit! One yuan for ten sheets, same price for everyone.

Never mind. On a whim, Li Ruochu writes down the name of the Netherworld Judge, Zhong Yi of the Department of Punishing Evil. The great demon comes back at full strength and defeats the fiends.

Someone has ascended! The news spreads through the demon realm in an instant.

For thousands of years, they'd all believed that ascending to godhood was nothing more than a legend. So how had he managed it?

Li Ruochu hugs the little backpack she uses for graveside visits. So this really is the Investiture of the Gods, and an enhanced version at that.

Open recruitment for civil servants in the Immortal Realm. Requirements:

1. Strong political integrity and moral character;

2. The physical and mental fitness to perform duties normally;

3. The abilities required by the position;

4. A cultivation level of Golden Core or above;

5. More to be added...

Coming Soon 2: The Queen Mother Doesn't Understand Love

The Queen Mother, banished to the mortal realm to undergo tribulations, has returned!

At the news, the assembled immortals fall into chaos. Everyone knows the Queen Mother was sent to the mortal realm because she opposed immortals falling in love. After all these years, who knows if she's changed her mind?

As Yang Wanjin walks through the Hall of Miraculous Heaven, she is overcome with emotion. She's back again. Those ten lifetimes of tribulations were full of tears, but they also strengthened her conviction that immortals must not fall in love!

When immortals fall in love, the Three Realms descend into chaos. In all ten of her lives, she died because immortals wreaked havoc in the mortal realm. Even her final tribulation ended early because an immortal neglected their duties.

All you love-addled fools, get out of my sight!

My heavenly court has no room for love-addled fools!

Are you afraid to fall in love?

If you can't even give up immortality, then you don't love them enough.

If you love them, go down to the mortal realm and fall in love together!

Without facing life and death, how can it be true love? Immortals don't know true love, only mortals do!

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