The Silly Bird Post, Saving the World

Li Zi: What do I do? I'm trapped in the Bird-Brained Parcel Station tonight! Help! Netizen: Pickup code 110301. That's the cat litter I ordered. If it comes to it, you can use some. Netizen: Pickup code 120102. That's the litter box I ordered. Use it with the cat litter above. Netizen: 120513, face towels. At least clean up after yourself. They're pretty expensive, so don't use too many. People usually love seeing others get into embarrassing situations like this. But no one expected Li Zi to end up trapped in a parallel universe. In the parallel universe, the 2012 apocalypse really happened. More than a thousand active and dormant volcanoes around the world all became active at once, and dozens erupted every year. Long winters, skies that were always hazy, and acid rain every now and then. People could only hunker down inside buildings or underground, venturing out to search for supplies only when the weather was good. The Bird-Brained Parcel Station where Li Zi was trapped could connect two worlds. Do you want to save Earth? Do you want to save yourself? Then shop online! Bird-Brained Parcel Station! Saving the world! Please sign for your delivery. Preview 1: Transmigrating to India to Become a Tycoon After transmigrating as Sasha Gupta, sold by her father to the red-light district in Mumbai, all she wanted was to die. But it turned out that even dying wasn't easy. India is a populous country and also the country with the greatest gap between rich and poor. Here, nothing anyone does, whoever they are or however they do it, seems strange. In 1958, after the Queen of Mumbai, the red-light district welcomed India's future richest person: Sasha Gupta. Indians: You have to suffer enough in this life to be born into a wealthy family in your next life. Look at that tycoon. Who knows how much she must have suffered in her previous life? I feel so sorry for her. Sasha: Yes, exactly. Indians: There's no point in working hard. This is just the life I was born into. Sasha: I saw that you suffered a lot in your past life. God says you'll be rich in this one, but you have to follow the guidance she gives you. If you can't beat them, join them! The communications officers, engineers, medics, and infantrymen she draws through paid gacha are electricians, bricklayers, doctors, and police officers in their everyday lives. The tycoon calls the shots on her own turf. Everyone in India knows that tycoon Sasha Gupta saves money wherever she can. No matter the occasion, she never buys a meal outside, always insisting on eating at home, even after she's spent ages hanging around a street-food stall. Tycoon Sasha Gupta also knows how hard ordinary workers have it. No matter who invites her to a meal, she always firmly refuses. Preview 2: The Artsy Eighties In her previous life, Li Daohua was an overworked wage slave who apologized to her boss's face and cursed him behind his back. She transmigrated as Li Daohua, a village girl who married an educated youth in the late seventies. After following her husband back to the city, Li Daohua lived in a residential compound without changing her fiery temperament. She tried every trick in the book, and eventually died after hitting her head during an argument. After transmigrating, Li Daohua decided to give up. That's right, I'm a shrew. Got a problem? Come hit me! Wait on people? Not anymore! It felt great to argue with people, but the family depended on the little salary her husband earned as a librarian. Li Daohua had to pinch every penny just to afford meat. She had no choice but to make money. Drawing on her previous life's experience writing articles for public accounts, Li Daohua picked up her pen and wrote stories that shook the world. If someone wrote a review insulting her, she'd insult them right back. Is it really an argument when writers do it? It's a literary discussion! It was time to give them a taste of the shock of unhinged literature! Theme: Save yourself