The Possibility of a Rabbit of the Night Playing Stardew Valley in the Ninja World

After starving to death as a Yato, she woke up again and decided to start farming in the war-torn Sengoku era.

While the Senju and Uchiha played out Romeo and Juliet on the banks of the Naka River, she farmed.

While the Senju and Uchiha traded fireballs, floods, and wooden dragons, she farmed.

Even after the Senju and Uchiha shook hands, made peace, and founded a village together, she was still farming.

She: "The economic base determines the superstructure. We must prosper together and achieve overall prosperity throughout the shinobi world!"

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But farming was no easy road. She constantly faced all kinds of natural and man-made problems, like droughts, floods, and endless wars. So she furiously studied eighty-one kinds of ninjutsu, dedicated to dealing with geological disasters and man-made catastrophes, and became the strongest... um, farmer in the shinobi world.

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Do Yato crave battle and slaughter? No! Yato crave rice!

Do Yato kill their own family? No! Yato cuddle up with the Uchiha bunnies!

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She: "I really like the Senju, and I really like the Uchiha. One excels at Wood Release, one at Fire Release, and there's Water Release on top of that. We've got fertilizer and irrigation covered. Why can't the three of us be together?!"

The Founders F4: "..."

[Reader's Guide]

1. The female lead has the Yato and Uchiha buffs, maximum combat strength. The pairing will depend on how the story develops.

2. You don't need to have played the game. The setting will be simplified and altered, with lots of headcanon. Treat it as roughly the same game, and don't scrutinize it too closely.

3. Aside from the first-person opening of Chapter One, the rest is in third person.

4. Feel free to joke around, but please don't attack people personally. If you don't like it, quietly leave.

5. If you're okay with all of the above, click to read.

Blurb saved on 2022.09.10

Theme: World peace.