[Gintama] The Years Kamui Was My Rumored Boyfriend

As an actor and a megastar whose name resounds across the universe, I've always maintained my public persona, playing every role and living every life to the fullest.

Just when I thought my career and life would keep going smoothly, a bunch of damned space pirates attacked my film crew.

The most ridiculous part was that the grinning tiger who led the most brutal attacks later became my rumored boyfriend.

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Me: "Hey! Since when do space pirates get to be rumored boyfriends?! This looks so bad! Ah! Another hashtag trashing me is trending!! They're saying I only made it big after sleeping my way to Admiral Chunyu! Help! I want to gouge my eyes out! I'd never fall for a pirate, no matter who he was!!"

Manager: "Then go tell him that yourself!!"

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Shenwei: "Want to go get something to eat?"

Me: "No, I don't want to."

Shenwei: "*^_^* You really don't?"

Me: "...Give me a second. Don't randomly beat up my leading man, thanks."

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[Reader's Guide]

You can tell from the blurb this is a ridiculously OOC, sweet-and-silly story. It's basically a vehicle for bullying Nisan. You know me, I only write fluff with no substance. Your mom and dad have a gorgeous love story, so you should have one too! [Not really]

Blurb written on 2024.09.18. I'll start posting once I have more followers.

Theme: Find yourself, bring peace to the world