After Ascending, I Became an Immortal Pet Weight-Loss Coach

[Coming Soon: Lighthearted, Satisfying Face-Slapping Story]

At 28, cultivation genius Lin Yitian ascends to the immortal realm, only to learn that all the official positions for Immortal Lords have already been filled.

Knowing nothing about the immortal realm, he has no money or home, and everyone laughs at him.

"Hah, this cultivator from some backwater doesn't even know that?"

"Didn't a senior bring you here? Poor thing. Who knows what remote continent he ascended from."

"Looking that rustic, what Immortal Lord would hire him as an assistant?"

Rent in the immortal realm is expensive. To scrape by, he goes back to his old profession from before he began cultivating: pet weight-loss trainer.

The immortal realm's pets all eat better than Lin Yitian, and their weight keeps soaring: cranes too heavy to fly, piggies round as balls, fawns that can't jump...

Lin Yitian waves a hand. "Sword, come!"

No, he waves a hand. "Time to lose weight!"

The aloof and icy Frost Immortal Lord takes his crane for a walk. The alluring and captivating Beauty Immortal Lord coaxes his piggy onto a treadmill. The wickedly charming Evil Demon Immortal Venerable takes his fawn out for a marathon in the wilderness...

Before long, Lin Yitian makes a name for himself. His appointments are booked ten years in advance.

So what if they're Immortal Lords? They still have to offer enormous rewards and line up for his help.

As for those who mocked him, they regret it bitterly and weep as they bring him rare treasures and beg for an appointment, just for the chance to see Lin Yitian.

His weight-loss business is thriving, until one day Lin Yitian is invited to the residence of Immortal Lord Ming Ye, where he can't see a single immortal pet.

Only Immortal Lord Ming Ye, lifting Lin Yitian's shirt to reveal his eight-pack abs: "Do you think I need to lose weight?"

Lin Yitian: ?

"If I did want to lose weight, is there any kind of exercise I could do without leaving the house?" Immortal Lord Ming Ye licks his lips and thinks for a moment. "Preferably something I can do in bed."

Lin Yitian: ...

Ten years later.

Official positions in the immortal realm are getting harder to come by, and everyone is fighting tooth and nail for one.

But Lin Yitian has already been strongly recommended by a host of Immortal Lords and made an exception for, becoming the new Beast-Taming Immortal Lord.

At the investiture ceremony, the Immortal Lords and their pets all send their congratulations.

Only Immortal Lord Ming Ye pins Lin Yitian against a wall. "...Beast-taming? Who are you planning to tame?"

A satisfying face-slapping story, focused mainly on his career as an "immortal pet weight-loss trainer."

The love interest appears in the middle to later part of the story.

Theme: A healthy life starts with the immortal pets.