Scumbag a Is Just a Substitute

This article will be uploaded to V on Wednesday, 8/30, and will be updated by 10,000 words that day. Thank you for your support~ Advance collection of the next volume 1 "Hakimi makes money to support his family in modern times" (It's funny to be happy and laugh out loud, I most want to write top 1, please collect it, collect it, collect it~) Pre-collection 2 "The Resentful Emperor Just Wants to Zen" "Her Royal Highness the Princess Holds the Male Protagonist's Script" (Happy Shadiao Ancient Baiwen +2) Reading guide for this article: 1. Nian Xia Zha Avs Nian Shang Qing Leng Doctor B 2. Scum A chases his wife in the crematorium 3. Dog blood + rich family 4. The protagonist is not a perfect character. He is a tough talker who doesn't like to talk, and the other is a duplicitous but arrogant one. Unfair copywriting 1: Zhou Shutong met a beautiful sister in a bar. The sister was top-notch in appearance and professionalism. Even her angry and cold face struck a chord in Zhou Shutong's heart. She wanted to sleep with her sister, but her sister only wanted 419. Later, she acted coquettishly, acted like a good girl, and pretended to be a dog. My sister was willing to take the soft side but not the hard one, and gradually she wanted to sleep with her all the time. Zhou Shutong was a little arrogant, and even laughed at her sister's idea of ​​getting married, which was old-fashioned. In addition, her heartbeat was really inconspicuous, and her oral pleasure overcame her sister's patience and love. When her sister turned around to say goodbye, Zhou Shutong thought she was unwilling and pursued her, only to find out that she was just a substitute for her sister's first love? ! Serious copy 1: Jiang Wanqiu, who has been secretly in love with a schoolmate for many years and became his sister-in-law, got drunk in a bar after the engagement party. While he was half drunk and half awake, a woman with facial features similar to that man came up to him. The emotions that had been suppressed for many years surged wildly under the influence of alcohol. After that, he went crazy all night. From a romantic relationship to a coincidence, that person acted coquettishly and stuck it on me, and he couldn't take it off! This person knows his interests, knows how to advance and retreat, can act coquettishly, and behave well. Most importantly, he lives a good life. I don't know when, the face of the woman who often appeared in his dreams gradually changed into the person in front of him. Jiang Wanqiu was falling deeper and deeper, but when he was sinking deeper and deeper, he heard the person say to the person on the other end of the phone in a cold, distant and mocking tone, "Ah, Doctor Jiang, it's just for fun!" -------------------------- The Zhou family has a prominent family background. There is a beautiful and decent Omega wife in Zhou's father's house. There are colorful flags flying outside, and under the colorful flags, there are too many illegitimate children to count. As the only upright heir, Zhou Shutong had to temporarily return home to avoid the limelight. She was sheltered from the limelight for a while. She pretended to be romantic, but gradually she became immersed in Jiang Wanqiu's meticulous care and love. Who doesn't love a beautiful sister who only loves him? But for some reason, her sister suddenly started to be very angry with her and even called her a dog. Zhou Shutong felt uncomfortable when her sister wanted to break up with her, but she just thought it was because she was unwilling to do so. Later, she attended Jiang Wanqiu's brother's wedding uninvited. At the wedding, she looked at the bride who was very similar to her and her girlfriend who was eyeing the bride. Zhou Shutong laughed angrily. On the balcony outside the banquet hall, A's vicious pheromones spread wantonly. Zhou Shutong's smile was sinister, like a poisonous snake, "Baby, you said you had a crush, but you didn't say she looked like me. What do you mean? Are you treating me as a substitute?" Jiang Wanqiu chuckled, with a cold voice, just like the unattainable flower on the mountain that day, "Yes, otherwise what do you think? If I don't like her, is it possible that I like you?" Dog-blooded substitute literature + wife-chasing crematorium "Hakimi makes money to support his family in modern times" Cute cats vs. Flammable and explosive little writers, hilarious daily additions to the entertainment industry On the first day Tao Ran came out to his family, on his 28th birthday, he went out drinking with his friends until he was very drunk, and even cooked the green radish from the store as green vegetables. The day after he came out, he discovered that the stray cat he had picked up had turned into a human, a young and beautiful pervert with a weak mind who insisted on sitting on Tao Ran's lap and watching her go to the toilet. The pervert said that she and she had made a contract a week ago. Tao Ran thought about it, and finally remembered that a week ago, the novel she wrote was sold out, and she went to a cat cafe with a measly 200 yuan royalties to masturbate with cats. In the end, she paid 2 yuan for the bus, 30 yuan for coffee, 200 yuan for cat sex, 500 yuan for cat bites, 500 yuan for rabies vaccine, 500 yuan for a taxi home, and a detour that cost her 67 yuan. Well, I understand, this perverted poor cat still owes her seven hundred and ninety-nine! Tao Ran calmed down when he was about to kick her out. She had to make this little pervert pay her the 800 yuan for the vaccine first! So, on the fifth day after arriving home, the little pervert found a job as a supermarket cashier, and because he couldn't settle the accounts, he secretly ate dried fish and lost $1,287. On the tenth day after arriving home, the little pervert found a job pretending to be a snow leopard at the zoo, and then he was compensated two thousand seventeen for injuring the snow leopard. The twentieth day when the little pervert arrived at home... Tao Ran's already poor life was even worse. ----- Tao Ran asked a friend to help the little pervert find a job as an extra in a TV series, as the dumb and beautiful oiran in the TV series. Tao Ran, who finally saw the money back, went to pick up the little pervert and take him home. On the way, while waiting for the bus, Tao Ran asked her to wait for the bus No. 13 To call her, and then leaned against the billboard and slept until late at night. When he woke up, Tao Ran let out a long sigh. He wanted to be angry, but felt that the kitten had worked hard and was a little soft-hearted. "Sometimes you have to understand that sleeping at home is different from sleeping outside. If I ask you to call me, you can call me, and you don't have to worry about disturbing my sleep!" "It's not that I'm afraid of disturbing you," the little pervert stood straight, his eyes calm and determined, "People in the royal family can't let others see their likes and dislikes easily!" She paused, stared into her clear eyes, and explained kindly, "I can't let 13th know that I'm waiting for him, do you understand? Mortal? Tao Ran: "..." There was no one on the street, and the orange street lights and Tao Ran's solid Dabi bag all fell on the little pervert's head, which was filled with cement. Small Theater, 1: The day after she discovered that Maomao wanted to sit on her lap to go to the toilet, Tao Ran's sister-in-law came to see her. Tao Ran hurriedly stuffed the person into the closet, and then her sister-in-law, who was about to secretly stuff the money, opened the closet door and looked at each other with the extremely inappropriately dressed Maomao inside. Sister-in-law: Surprised, within a week, I opened my sister-in-law's cabinet door twice. How can it be broken! After a long silence, the sister-in-law said in a timid voice, "Who are you?" " Maomao looked innocent, blinked, and imitated Tao Ran's tone and said, "I am a pervert. " My sister-in-law looked at the cat earrings on her head and the tail on her back, and her heart was like: I can see it! Small Theater 2 - Learning Chapter After acting once, Tao Ran decided to teach Maomao to write in order to improve his cultural literacy. Half an hour later, Tao Ran finally broke down, "Can you sit up straight and write seriously!" Look at your handwriting, it looks like a dog crawling! " Maomao felt aggrieved: "I crawled seriously! " Tao Ran: ". . . . . . " Tao Ran: "I asked you to write something more interesting! " Maomao said confidently: "It's ugly when a dog crawls. It has nothing to do with whether you take it seriously or not. If not, let me crawl like a cat. I'm much prettier than them!" " Tao Ran: ... Go and invite Tathagata Buddha! Intention: Only by sincerity can we have a lasting relationship