[Advance collection of the next volume of "Furry Isn't Little Green Tea", please keep it in your collection~]
Shen Yuezhang, the number one playboy in the capital.
Her great-grandfather Shen Zhi, when he was young, among a group of urinating children, he chose the emperor who would become the founder of the country at a glance, and became the emperor's life and death friend.
Shen Yuezhang, a noble hero, also met a fox friend, the orphan Liu Yun, and a dog friend, the unpopular third prince, at the same age as He Xini.
Ten years passed by in a blink of an eye, and the young prince became the current king, and the little orphan girl became the current queen mother. Only Shen Yuezhang became the current number one remaining daughter in the capital...
Tsk, something is very wrong with the development of this matter. His great-grandfather is begging the emperor, and he is a hot and good husband. Why does she become a hot potato when he comes to her? !
Later, Shen Yuezhang heard that news came from the palace that the Queen Mother said that Miss Shen was her old sweetheart!
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When the new emperor ascended the throne and Enke was added to the throne, Shen Yuezhang was very excited. On the day when the results were released, he brought the servants of the Shen family to recruit his son-in-law.
So, the rich and powerful servants of the Shen family captured the current Queen Mother who left the palace incognito for her!
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Speaking of the life of the current Queen Mother, it is famous for its ups and downs. From the sin slave to the Queen Mother, everyone said that Emperor Jiande was her nobleman.
Emperor Jiande ascended the throne and granted amnesty to the world, and she was freed from slavery.
Emperor Jiande held a draft, and she entered the palace to be selected.
Before the death of Emperor Jiande, she rose from a young talented person to the queen of the middle palace.
After the death of Emperor Jiande, the third prince ascended the throne, and she became the most powerful queen mother in the palace!
It is rumored that the Queen Mother has ruthless tactics, it is rumored that the Queen Mother framed Zhongliang, it is rumored that the Queen Mother is cheating Sichen, it is rumored that the Queen Mother intends to usurp the throne...
Liu Yun turned a deaf ear to the rumors, but the only rumor she admitted was that the Queen Mother could not bear the resentment in her heart for being a substitute, and secretly ruined all the marriages of Miss Shen's family.
Yes, she is lonely and lonely in the palace, how can she be allowed to follow her husband outside the palace?
Small theater:
Palace attendant: Your Majesty, no, no, no, no, Miss Shen and the imperial concubine had a quarrel in the imperial garden!
Just as he was about to go to the Royal Garden, the emperor made a U-turn and said to call the Queen Mother.
Palace man: Then Your Majesty...
Emperor: I stay away, she scolds me dirty.
Small theater 2
Miss Shen and the empress in the palace had a quarrel, and the Queen Mother ordered her to clean the study. After a cup of tea, the female official next to the Empress Dowager looked at the wet ink and messy books and periodicals in the study, and helplessly persuaded, "Miss Shen, even if no one is watching, the empress has left the word, so you can pretend to be nice?"
Shen Yuezhang looked in disbelief and pointed at the abacus on the table and asked, "Why are you pretending? Look, isn't the abacus already arranged?"
The female officer was stunned, but the Queen Mother looked unsurprised.
"It's ready when you've packed it up. What do you want for dinner?"
Their mysophobic queen mother closed the opened book as she spoke.
Female officer "..."
Madam, would you like to see what you are doing? Is it ready? !
Later, when training newcomers in the Queen Mother's Palace, they had to learn several names first. For example, the abacus was also called study, for example, boiled wonton soup was called broth noodles, and "seventeen" was taboo in the palace.
[Fox-type beauty tea-type attack × fooling around as a dandy]
Reading guide:
1. HE, Shuangjie, cookies, please feel free to eat
2. It's a bit of fun, this book is definitely not cruel (emphasis added)
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Pre-collection of "Furry Isn't Little Green Tea"
Social Fear Cartoonist vs Illiterate Hairy (Magic Pill Version)
[The previous article is being revised, soon, please add it to your favorites~]
White Shuangshuang, a calico kitten of the cat family, Felis, genus Felis.
Until one day in a certain month of a certain year, Xiao Sanhua accidentally cultivated a human form.
From then on, the good days when the owner could only make money and spend it were gone forever.
I have to go to work, I have to make money, but before that, I have to go to school early in the morning and late at night.
Learn the common sense of human society and learn how to imitate humans.
The most important thing is that Mi must not be discovered by humans. He is a cat.
In addition, they must abide by the numerous house rules set by Tao Ran.
1. If you want to eat yellow beef, you can go to a restaurant to buy it, but you can't go to an amusement park to catch it yourself.
2. You can't just follow your neighbors and call them mom and dad, and you can't just grab the chicken drumsticks from someone else's pot after calling them, and you can't even steal them.
3. The TV series is fake. You cannot accuse others of poisoning your rice balls, especially when inserting a silver needle into a black sesame dumpling.
4. You are not allowed to copy your classmates' homework, and you are not allowed to beat your classmates because they don't copy them, even if they are dogs.
5. You can't eat pothos, spider plant, or money tree from a hot pot restaurant, nor can you boil it, especially not pour the cooked soup into the money tree.
6. You can't beat your colleagues in the zoo...
Human society is disgusting and can'ts are everywhere.
Humans are not annoying, there is Tao Ran in humans~
But Tao Ran refused to admit that she was Mi's girlfriend. Mi was angry and Mi ran away from home. Mi was also threatened that if she didn't go home, she would be accused.
I felt wronged and sad, but fortunately, Tao Ran admitted his identity.
Well, Tao Ran is only a little bit annoying, so it's not impossible to forgive her.
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The stray cat Tao Ran brought home turned into a human.
On the first day after becoming a human, a group of demons calling themselves the Demon Management Bureau came to register.
After registration, Tao Ran became Hakimi's guardian. She needs to cooperate with Hakimi's cultural courses at school, provide guidance in her daily life, help her understand common sense of life, be able to communicate with humans normally without her identity being discovered, and help her integrate into human society as soon as possible.
Tao Ran felt that being a mother was painless. On the first day after sending Cat to school, she asked Cat after coming back: "How are your classmates?"
Cat: "Everyone is different. Some are greasy, while others are refreshing."
Tao Ran nodded, and just as he was about to remind the cat to pay attention to hygiene, the cat continued: "Some are sticky, and some are very crispy."
Tao Ran: "!!!!!!"
"You went to school, not the cafeteria!!!"
After a period of study, with full of worries, Tao Ran sent Hakimi to take the cultural review examination of the Demon Management Bureau.
Before the results came out, the children walking next to her comforted her.
"Don't worry. In the past, the environment was closed, and it was easy to spot strangers in the neighborhood. Now everyone lives online, and they are all crazy. You can't tell if they are monsters, and the corresponding exams have been relaxed a lot."
In the relaxed exam, Hakimi scored three points.
A perfect score of one hundred and fifty.
Tao Ran: "Apricots are the fruit of ginkgo? Are peaches the fruit of walnuts? Isn't this a common mistake that Director Hu has emphasized to you many times? You didn't remember it at all?"
Hakimi raised his tail and looked innocent: "... I vaguely remember him talking about it."
Tao Ran laughed angrily: "What can you clearly remember?"
Hakimi's face was full of sincerity: "I clearly remember not listening when he was talking."
Tao Ran: "..."
Heavenly Bodhisattva, when will the hard days of tutoring children with homework end?
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Small theater:
Bai Shuangshuang ran away from home angrily because Tao Ran refused to be his girlfriend.
After Tao Ran returned home, he looked at the empty home and quickly called to inquire.
Tao Ran: "Where are you?"
Bai Shuangshuang sneered coldly, "Why, without me, you finally realize that your home is empty? Anyway, if you don't let me be your girlfriend, I won't go back. You can figure it out!"
Tao Ran took a deep breath and looked at the empty closet, toilet, kitchen and living room, the blood vessels on his forehead pulsing.
"I tell you, there is a difference between running away from home and looting everything. If you don't come back, you can change your name to the defendant!"
Reading guide:
1. A worldview in which humans and demons coexist
2. The one who appears first is the attack, which is our main perspective throughout the text.
Intention: Work hard and pursue a better life
Reader comments
Damn it, my boyfriend, I really like the character of Xie Baiqiao. Is there any chance that he can appear again?
I really like the copywriting of "Wild and Hard to Train", and I'm looking forward to new works!
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Damn it, my boyfriend, I really like the character of Xie Baiqiao. Is there any chance that he can appear again? I really like the copywriting of "Wild and Hard to Train", and I'm looking forward to new works!
Great, great, sizzling, sizzling, come on, madam!
It's you! Orochimaru! I was a little scared at first, but when I thought about Orochimaru, I wasn't scared at all [dog head]
How about some sweet extras?