Fluffy Is Not a Little Green Tea

Pre-collection of "Sickly O She Is Crazy", "The Eldest Princess Chitose" and "Provoking the Sick Queen", please collect it if you like it~ Social Fear Cartoonist vs Illiterate Hairy (Magic Pill Version) [The previous article is being revised, soon, please add it to your favorites~] White Shuangshuang, a calico kitten of the cat family, Felis, genus Felis. Until one day in a certain month of a certain year, Xiao Sanhua accidentally cultivated a human form. From then on, the good days when the owner could only make money and spend it were gone forever. I have to go to work, I have to make money, but before that, I have to go to school early in the morning and late at night. Learn the common sense of human society and learn how to imitate humans. The most important thing is that Mi must not be discovered by humans. He is a cat. In addition, they must abide by the numerous house rules set by Tao Ran. 1. If you want to eat yellow beef, you can go to a restaurant to buy it, but you can't go to an amusement park to catch it yourself. 2. You can't just follow your neighbors and call them mom and dad, and you can't just grab the chicken drumsticks from someone else's pot after calling them, and you can't even steal them. 3. The TV series is fake. You cannot accuse others of poisoning your rice balls, especially when inserting a silver needle into a black sesame dumpling. 4. You are not allowed to copy your classmates' homework, and you are not allowed to beat your classmates because they don't copy them, even if they are dogs. 5. You can't eat pothos, spider plant, or money tree from a hot pot restaurant, nor can you boil it, especially not pour the cooked soup into the money tree. 6. You can't beat your colleagues in the zoo... Human society is disgusting and can'ts are everywhere. Humans are not annoying, there is Tao Ran in humans~ But Tao Ran refused to admit that she was Mi's girlfriend. Mi was angry and Mi ran away from home. Mi was also threatened that if she didn't go home, she would be accused. I felt wronged and sad, but fortunately, Tao Ran admitted his identity. Well, Tao Ran is only a little bit annoying, so it's not impossible to forgive her. ———————————— The stray cat Tao Ran brought home turned into a human. On the first day after becoming a human, a group of demons calling themselves the Demon Management Bureau came to register. After registration, Tao Ran became Hakimi's guardian. She needs to cooperate with Hakimi's cultural courses at school, provide guidance in her daily life, help her understand common sense of life, be able to communicate with humans normally without her identity being discovered, and help her integrate into human society as soon as possible. Tao Ran felt that being a mother was painless. On the first day after sending Cat to school, she asked Cat after coming back: "How are your classmates?" Cat: "Everyone is different. Some are greasy, while others are refreshing." Tao Ran nodded, and just as he was about to remind the cat to pay attention to hygiene, the cat continued: "Some are sticky, and some are very crispy." Tao Ran: "!!!!!!" "You went to school, not the cafeteria!!!" After a period of study, with full of worries, Tao Ran sent Hakimi to take the cultural review examination of the Demon Management Bureau. Before the results came out, the children walking next to her comforted her. "Don't worry. In the past, the environment was closed, and it was easy to spot strangers in the neighborhood. Now everyone lives online, and they are all crazy. You can't tell if they are monsters, and the corresponding exams have been relaxed a lot." In the relaxed exam, Hakimi scored three points. A perfect score of one hundred and fifty. Tao Ran: "Apricots are the fruit of ginkgo? Are peaches the fruit of walnuts? Isn't this a common mistake that Director Hu has emphasized to you many times? You didn't remember it at all?" Hakimi raised his tail and looked innocent: "... I vaguely remember him talking about it." Tao Ran laughed angrily: "What can you clearly remember?" Hakimi's face was full of sincerity: "I clearly remember not listening when he was talking." Tao Ran: "..." Heavenly Bodhisattva, when will the hard days of tutoring children with homework end? ——————— Small theater: Bai Shuangshuang ran away from home angrily because Tao Ran refused to be his girlfriend. After Tao Ran returned home, he looked at the empty home and quickly called to inquire. Tao Ran: "Where are you?" Bai Shuangshuang sneered coldly, "Why, without me, you finally realize that your home is empty? Anyway, if you don't let me be your girlfriend, I won't go back. You can figure it out!" Tao Ran took a deep breath and looked at the empty closet, toilet, kitchen and living room, the blood vessels on his forehead pulsing. "I tell you, there is a difference between running away from home and looting everything. If you don't come back, you can change your name to the defendant!" Reading guide: 1. A worldview in which humans and demons coexist 2. The one who appears first is the attack, which is our main perspective throughout the text. —————————————— "Sickly O, she was attracted by the madness" abo+wasteland The scheming biological researcher (former heroine) is attacked by the possessive hunter captain (the book piercer) (BO article, don't stand in the wrong position) Lu Ning was in trouble. Entering into an ABO novel that combines plunder, forced love, apocalypse in the wasteland, and chasing his wife in the crematorium. He became the vicious villain in the book who moonlights to bully the heroine Lin An - Big Tooth. The bad things the original person did to Lin An include but are not limited to: He refused to save Lin An in the polluted area. Push people out and use them as human shields. She was bribed by another heroine, Shi Yiming, the scumbag in this article, and repeatedly tripped up Lin An, used evil tricks, paid rumors and bullied her, leaving the heroine in a desperate situation so that Shi Yiming could come to the rescue in time. Later, because the cooperation with Shi Yiming broke down, the original person became angry and killed Lin An. Lin Anbao saved his life, but it also caused serious damage to his glands, and his career in the institute was ruined. This incident was eventually discovered by Shi Yiming, who tortured her in every possible way and then threw her into the contaminated area to feed alien species, ending up with her body intact. In order to save a small life and survive in this precarious world, Lu Ning returned to the base and made up his mind to focus on the hunter business, stay away from the main plot line, and cherish a healthy life. —————————— During a mission, Lin An discovered that the Beta codenamed Big Tooth and calling himself Lu Ning had become very strange. Clumsy, naive, stupid, reckless... People who can be ranked on the black market's hunter team rankings should not be like this. It was not until later that the other party confessed to her that she did not belong to this world. This wasteland world where mutated creatures are rampant, order is chaotic, and the black market is rampant is the background setting in a book called "Record of a Scumbag's Overturn". And she is the heroine of this book. She would meet an Alpha named Shi Yiming by chance at a night market. After falling in love with her, she would plot against her, hurt her, and ruin her career. Shi Yiming suddenly came to his senses after the loss and started a series of pursuits of his wife. In the end, the two of them achieved success. "So?" Against the silent back wall of the researcher's dormitory, Lin An looked at Zhu Ning, the self-proclaimed time traveler, "Since the plot in the book cannot be changed, why do you want to stop me from going to the night market tomorrow and from seeing her?" Seeing her silence, Lin An stepped forward and exhaled like a blue breath: "In other words, since nothing you do will affect the plot, then what are you still afraid of?" "... You can do whatever you want, right?" Yes, that's true! I wish Ning suddenly wakes up and is enlightened. So... Before Shi Yiming shows up, it shouldn't matter if he kisses Lin An, right? Before the two officially meet, doing some favorite things with Lin An shouldn't hinder the main line of the story, right? It shouldn't hurt to slightly stagger the time when the two people meet, right? ... At the very end, things got really, really, really weird. Why is Shi Yiming always spying on his wife? —————— Mission: Humans and animals live in harmony