After Gu Yinghou, She Is a Wife Brain

[The down-and-out daughter-in-law, the worker's shou vs. The peacock's screen shot, the queen's attack] [Reunion + Entertainment Circle] [I used to be a bright and sunny little person, but now I am sensitive and have low self-esteem and am pitiful. [Highlight reminder, the two timelines in this article are intertwined, the modern timeline of the Hongdou chapter, and the past timeline of the Qingmei chapter. Those who don't like it can skip it by themselves] Yu Wei met Gu Lingzhou again at a high school class reunion. The girl who used to live in a difficult family situation has become a glamorous and popular actress in the entertainment industry. However, after Yu Wei went to college, her father failed in stock trading and the company went bankrupt. Once Princess Qianjin fell into the quagmire, Yu Wei looked sad when faced with the greetings from her old classmates: she was married three times and divorced, raising four children, working five jobs a day, her main business was fighting divorce lawsuits, and she bought milk powder with her ex-husband's mental damages. The students looked at each other with confusion, and the topic quickly turned to Gu Lingzhou, who was now famous. After a few words, the atmosphere became lively again. Some classmates joked: "Wei Wei's main business is divorce litigation, so why not consider taking a big star in the exam? Didn't she confess her love to you in the auditorium before?" After finishing his words, the crying protagonist pushed open the door and walked in. Gu Lingzhou's cold voice sounded over the clicking of high heels: "I don't like women." - Gu Lingzhou doesn't like women, and no one knows this better than Yu Wei. She was the one who stalked him and even spent money to make a two-girl movie with Gu Lingzhou. Since there was no love scene, Gu Lingzhou avoided Yu Wei like a snake after filming. Yu Wei, who was bent into mosquito coils, finally burned away her own impulses. Now, even though Yu Wei is still throbbing in her heart, she has learned to restrain herself. Facing Gu Lingzhou's warning again in the bathroom, Yu Wei nodded obediently. "Don't worry, I'm busy taking care of the children now, and I have no other thoughts to cause trouble for you." However, the next day, before dawn, Gu Daxing, who was wrapped up tightly and carrying large and small bags, knocked on Yu Wei's door. "Milk powder, clothes, diapers." The things bought for four people made the pile of things look like a mountain. Gu Lingzhou put it down with relief, and then emphasized, "I do it for the sake of our classmates. Don't get me wrong, I don't like women!" Yu Wei: ... I can see it. Yu Wei: You want to experience the joy of parenting! [I have a niece, no children, and two cats, a dog and three rebellious children] ———————————————————————— Pre-order for the next volume of "Furry Isn't Little Green Tea" Social Fear Cartoonist vs Illiterate Hairy (Magic Pill Version) White Shuangshuang, a calico kitten of the cat family, cat family, cat species. Until one day in a certain month of a certain year, Xiao Sanhua accidentally cultivated a human form. From then on, the good days when the master made money and spent it were gone forever. I have to go to work, I have to make money, but before that, I have to go to school early in the morning and late at night. Learn the common sense of human society and learn how to imitate humans. The most important thing is that Mi must not be discovered by humans. He is a cat. In addition, they must abide by countless family rules set by Tao Ran. 1. If you want to eat yellow beef, you can go to a restaurant to buy it, but you can't go to an amusement park to catch it yourself. 2. You can't just follow your neighbors and call them mom and dad, and you can't just grab the chicken drumsticks from someone else's pot after calling them, and you can't even steal them. 3. The TV series is fake. You cannot accuse others of poisoning your breasts, especially when inserting a silver needle into a black sesame glutinous rice dumpling. 4. You are not allowed to copy your classmates' homework, and you are not allowed to beat your classmates because they don't copy them, even if they are dogs. 5. You can't eat pothos, spider plant, or money tree in a hot pot restaurant, nor can you boil it, especially not pour the cooked soup into the money tree. 6. You can't beat your colleagues in the zoo... Human society is disgusting and can'ts are everywhere. Human beings are not annoying, there is Tao Ran in human beings~ But Tao Ran didn't admit that she was Mi's girlfriend. Mi was angry and Mi ran away from home. Mi was also threatened that if she didn't go home, she would be accused. I felt wronged and sad, but fortunately, Tao Ran admitted his identity. Okay, Tao Ran is only a little bit annoying, so it's not impossible to forgive her. ———————————— The stray cat Tao Ran brought home turned into a human. On the first day of becoming a human, a group of demons calling themselves the Demon Management Bureau came to register. After registration, Tao Ran became Hakimi's guardian. She needs to cooperate with Hakimi's cultural courses at school, provide guidance in her daily life, help her understand common sense of life, be able to communicate with humans normally without her identity being discovered, and help her integrate into human society as soon as possible. Tao Ran felt that being a mother was painless. On the first day after sending Cat to school, she asked Cat after coming back: "How are your classmates?" Cat: "Everyone is different. Some are greasy, while others are refreshing." Tao Ran nodded, and just as he was about to remind the cat to pay attention to hygiene, the cat continued: "Some are sticky, and some are very crispy." Tao Ran: "!!!!!!" "You went to school, not the cafeteria!!!" After a period of study, with full of worries, Tao Ran sent Hakimi to take the cultural review examination of the Demon Management Bureau. Before the results came out, the children walking next to me comforted me. "Don't worry. In the past, the environment was closed, and it was easy to spot strangers in the neighborhood. Now everyone lives online, and they are all crazy. You can't tell if they are monsters, and the corresponding exams have been relaxed a lot." In the relaxed exam, Hakimi scored three points. A perfect score of one hundred and fifty. Tao Ran: "Apricots are the fruit of ginkgo? Are peaches the fruit of walnuts? Isn't this a common mistake that Director Hu has emphasized to you many times? You didn't remember it at all?" Hakimi raised his tail and looked innocent: "... I vaguely remember him talking about it." Tao Ran smiled angrily: "What can you clearly remember?" Hakimi's face was full of sincerity: "I clearly remember not listening when he was talking." Tao Ran: "..." Heavenly Bodhisattva, when will the hard days of tutoring children with homework end? ———————— Small theater: Bai Shuangshuang ran away from home in anger because Tao Ran refused to be his girlfriend. After Tao Ran returned home, he looked at the empty home and quickly called to inquire. Tao Ran: "Where are you?" Bai Shuangshuang sneered coldly, "Why, without me, you finally realize that your home is empty? Anyway, if you don't let me be your girlfriend, I won't go back. You can figure it out!" Tao Ran took a deep breath and looked at the empty closet, toilet, kitchen and living room, the blood vessels on his forehead pulsing. "I tell you, there is a difference between running away from home and looting everything. If you don't come back, you can change your name to the defendant!" A world view in which humans and demons coexist (The first few chapters will be rewritten when the text is published) ———————————— Pre-sale 2: "When will the princess come out as gay" The cat princess who likes stickers vs the arrogant indifferent person who dislikes modesty Zhao Ning fell into the water and opened his eyes again, and he was already thousands of years later. She met a kind-hearted person who let her live and eat for free, and took her to eat delicious food and play fun games. However, this kind man's family was not well off. The carriage he drove had no roof. The kitchen at home did not have firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. He could only drink bitter and astringent black bean juice to wrap his belly every morning. Zhao Ning gave her the only green jade hairpin he had left, hoping that she would sell it for money to improve her life. Later, seeing that there was no hope of traveling back through time, Zhao Ning felt deeply that the pressure of life was huge. Without telling Song Yuan, he worked diligently to farm and sell goods every day, and finally had a small amount of savings. Until one day, after a dispute, she resolutely ran away from home with her cat. Song Yuan hurried to the scene. The princess was furious: "Are you following me?" Song Yuan: "Is it possible that I received a deduction notice?" Zhao Ning: "Nonsense, I have money and I use my own account!" Looking at the account balance of the most popular holographic farming game on Zhaoning's mobile phone page. Song Yuan: "..." No wonder the characters are all given their real names. —————————— On Song Yuan's eighteenth birthday, a seriously injured and comatose woman appeared inexplicably at Song Yuan's house. The woman was dressed in soaked ancient clothes. When she woke up, she said her name was Zhao Ning and that she came from the Tang Dynasty. Of course Song Yuan didn't believe the so-called time travel nonsense, and suspected that she had ulterior motives and was sent by people from the old house. She cooperated with Zhao Ning in acting. After a few days of observation, she took out the contract in the study to test Zhao Ning. Zhao Ning took the paper, her expression changed from relaxed to solemn, from solemn to livid. Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore, threw the paper on the table, and added a sharp comment: "It's so ugly!" Song Yuan looked at the contract with her signature in front of her, her eyes changing from scrutiny to suspicion, from suspicion to coldness: "..." Song Yuan: I really hate people who have no sense of proportion. However, this person with no sense of proportion broke his own bottom line again and again. Smart Home Butler Robot 275: The lady hasn't smiled so happily for a long time, you're done, you've fallen in love~ Love river? Joke! Acting with her? This is just to trick her! Take her shopping? It was just to stimulate her to regain her memory! Sleeping in the same bed as her? That's the professional quality of an actor! See through her lies and still deceive yourself? That's putting the overall situation first! She wants to learn how to swim so she buys a single-family villa with an indoor swimming pool? The real estate certificate also has his name written on it! ...... What? Does she want to distance herself? ! Still running away from home? Song Yuan's face was as cold as frost, and she rushed to the small hotel with her driver and bodyguards. The shiny shoes stepped on the creaking wooden floor. Song Yuan walked with a breeze, and her tight jawline had a cold and hard temperament. The next second, her eyes were slightly red, and she took off her scarf, strode up to the princess, and wrapped the soft fabric with body temperature in the princess's cold hands layer by layer. "Kiss you and go home, okay?" —————————— Small theater: The princess wanted to work hard to make money and gave Song Yuan calligraphy lessons part-time while selling calligraphy. After taking the class for several months, she asked Song Yuan: "After the scientific examination in June, do you have the intention to become a calligrapher?" Song Yuan lowered her eyes coldly and dropped her pen: "No." The princess breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, otherwise I would have called the police." Song Yuan became angry from embarrassment: "Is it as bad as you said?" "No." The princess shook her head: "There is no trace of learning." Song Yuan:...... How can I stop my poisonous tongue from being transmitted to my wife? Waiting online, quite urgent. Intention: Be positive and optimistic, make progress every day