The Lazy Fish and Their Marriage Match Go Viral on a Dating Show

★ Coming soon: The Top Alpha Gets Pregnant After Being Marked by His Ex ★ Complete, 22 chapters, VIP

What's the scariest thing for a couch potato? Having to work!

Que Ranqiu was exactly that kind of couch potato. Working was out of the question. He'd never work in this lifetime.

Who knew he'd transmigrate into a book the very next moment, becoming not only an out-of-date celebrity mocked by the entire internet, but also having to appear on a dating reality show with his arranged-marriage husband and act lovey-dovey?

Que Ranqiu's response: He just wanted to lie flat, not work...

Unfortunately, Que Ranqiu couldn't afford the astronomical penalty for breaking his contract, so he had no choice but to join the dating show. Then he discovered that his arranged-marriage husband looked exactly like his ex from before he transmigrated.

During filming, Que Ranqiu tried hard to keep his distance from his ex. But his touch starvation made him want to kiss and hug the man every waking moment.

Que Ranqiu: H-how embarrassing. He's my ex, after all.

Que Ranqiu could only wait until his ex was asleep and sneak a kiss. But he was caught in the act, so he hurriedly explained, "I'm touch-starved. It's not that I want to kiss you."

Shangguan Ye: I understand.

After that, Shangguan Ye often used "helping him out" as an excuse to kiss and hug him...

Before long, this super-sweet couple was trending, becoming a breakout hit. The online audience went from disliking them at first to saying things like, "If you know how to kiss, then kiss more," and "Don't treat us like strangers"...

One day, Shangguan Ye accidentally found the divorce agreement Que Ranqiu had prepared long ago. He said fiercely, "You want a divorce? No way. Not unless I'm dead."

Que Ranqiu hurried to explain that he hadn't meant to get divorced, but the other man didn't believe him. Que Ranqiu thought he was just looking for an excuse to "have his way" with him!

Well, Que Ranqiu had achieved his dream of lying flat after transmigrating, but this wasn't the kind of lying flat he had in mind!

Erm... You tell me, did his wish come true or not?

+ Bonus scene:

Not long after Que Ranqiu and Shangguan Ye got back together, he noticed his belly growing bigger and bigger. Thinking he had a terminal illness, he even wrote his will, only to discover that he was pregnant.

Que Ranqiu: ...

P.S. No original host. Both are each other's first and only, body and heart, and it has a happy ending.

★ Coming soon: The Top Alpha Gets Pregnant After Being Marked by His Ex

Lin Jingyao was one of the few top Alphas in show business, famed as an untouchable beauty.

But no one knew that every night, he dreamed of dating his ex, Shangguan Shuo!

In his dreams, he had been Shangguan Shuo's little pet, his life-size doll bride, and even...

At the thought, Lin Jingyao said unhappily, "It's my dream, so why can't it go the way I want? For example, why can't Shangguan Shuo be my prisoner?"

Who knew that night his dream would turn him into a count and Shangguan Shuo into his slave?

The thought of doing this and that to Shangguan Shuo made him excited.

But dreams were cruel. No matter what roles they played, in the end, he was always the one getting done this way and that.

Later

A variety show invited him to take part in real life, and the mysterious guest turned out to be Shangguan Shuo!

Lin Jingyao: I suspect something fishy is going on here! But I have no proof.

One night during filming, Shangguan Shuo lay on the sofa, his cheeks flushed and his gaze hazy. Lin Jingyao thought his rut was starting and was about to give him an inhibitor shot.

Who knew Shangguan Shuo would suddenly pull him into his arms, kiss him, and say, "Baby, let's make up!"

The fans were collectively stunned: You two used to be together?!

Shangguan Shuo: Let me clarify. We never broke up.

Bonus scene:

After they got back together, Shangguan Shuo kept biting Lin Jingyao's gland. He couldn't take it anymore and said, "An A can't mark an A, so can you let go of me?"

Shangguan Shuo: But I'm an Enigma.

Lin Jingyao: What the hell?

Only later did he learn that an Enigma could mark an A and even get an A pregnant. But by then, it was too late.

P.S. Not quick transmigration. The bottom is a flower-crested warbler A, the most beautiful bird in the world. The top is a tiger A who later mutates into an Enigma.

★ Coming soon: The Fake Young Master Side Character and the Real Young Master Get a Happy Ending [Book Transmigration]

After Shen Xingran died unexpectedly, he was reborn on the day his identity as the fake young master was exposed. This time, he decided not to cling to the family affection that no one valued and left the Shen family to make his own way.

After Shen Xingran left the Shen family, everyone thought he would have a miserable life. But unexpectedly, the historical drama he had acted in suddenly became a huge hit, and the calligraphy he had written for it led people to uncover his secret identity as a renowned calligrapher.

Then netizens followed that clue and uncovered his other secret identities. The more they dug, the more they found. They realized:

The calligraphy master was him! The Chinese painting master was him! The bestselling author was him! The famous video creator was him!

Shen Xingran wasn't miserable at all, was he?

Did Shen Xingran have any other secret identities?

Netizens suddenly thought of the never-before-seen singing sensation Morning Star. His debut song had been a dig at Shen Xingran's haters, so he had to be another of Shen Xingran's secret identities. They went to Morning Star's account and commented: You're another one of Shen Xingran's secret identities, right?

Morning Star: Sorry, I'm Shen Xingran's husband!

Netizens: !!!

Later

On the day Shen Xingran received his Best Actor award, Morning Star himself showed up at the ceremony. People immediately recognized him: Wasn't he the real young master of the Shen family?

Now everyone knew that the fake and real young masters of the Shen family were together. The Shen family got mocked for failing to hold on to a big shot, only to end up in decline themselves. Serves them right for never acting like decent people, haha.

P.S. Both the top's and bottom's parents are trash.

★ Coming soon: After Book Transmigration, I Debuted in the Center Position by Jinxing Everyone

Lin Zhixu transmigrated into an insignificant character in a no-romance boy-band survival show novel. He couldn't sing or dance, had no acting skills, no resources, and no connections.

According to the plot, he should have attached himself to the male lead, but the male lead looked too fierce. He was scared!

Lin Zhixu decided he needed a backup plan, in case he ended up sleeping on the street after the competition. So he started livestreaming and became an online influencer.

First day streaming

Netizen 1: You're neglecting your actual job. Everyone else is practicing, but you're livestreaming. Don't you plan to debut?

Netizen 2: Lin Zhixu, wake up. Being an influencer has no future.

Day N of streaming

Netizen 1: Lin Zhixu, why don't you just drop out and focus on streaming? I want to know which celebrity will get exposed tomorrow.

Netizen 2: Lin Zhixu, wake up. Being in a boy band has no future. Hurry up and stream!

Lin Zhixu was a little worried. He hadn't expected to become famous by jinxing everyone. His competitors had all been jinxed into quitting, and he had successfully debuted in the center position.

But he didn't understand. He was just following the original story. Why did everyone he praised end up getting exposed, and everyone he liked end up getting exposed?

He really didn't want this jinxing ability. Seriously, he was afraid people would chase him down and beat him up when he went out.

One day after his debut, someone asked during a livestream, "Xiao Xu, is your team leader, Ye Yu'an, dating anyone?"

Lin Zhixu finally saw a chance to escape his jinxing reputation. This time, he definitely wouldn't get it wrong. The author had confirmed that the team leader was the male lead of a no-romance novel. Thinking this, he confidently said:

"Anyone could be dating, except him."

The very next day, he was proven wrong, because the team leader confessed to him.

Lin Zhixu was officially a jinx.

Completed works: After the Hated One Married a Big Shot, After the Hated One Left Showbiz He Got Hooked on Farming and Cats, Summoning Players to Build an Uninhabited Planet, The Sickly Beauty and His Rival Fall in Love on a Parenting Show, The Clingy Sweetheart Runs Away Pregnant After His Online Romance Goes Wrong, and more.

Theme: Hard work always pays off.