I Can Do Anything Working at a Funeral Home

[Help, why is the corpse talking?!]

His senior introduces Wen Shijian to a job:

A monthly salary of 20,000, pension and medical insurance, meals and accommodation included... Every benefit you could want.

The catch is that the workplace is a funeral home, and the position is a mortuary makeup artist...

There are night shifts and off-site assignments, too.

What's more, the funeral home's feng shui is supposedly bad, and all sorts of strange things keep happening. In less than a year and a half, eight people have already quit the position.

It sounds ominous, but poverty makes people fearless.

Wen Shijian grits her teeth and accepts.

The day she officially starts work arrives soon. Together with a coworker, Wen Shijian receives her first client: someone who died in a car accident.

Seeing her pale, pitiful face, her coworker tries to comfort her. "Don't be afraid. Those rumors are all..."

Before the sentence is finished, in a room with only two living people, Wen Shijian hears a third voice...

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By fulfilling the wishes of the dead, Wen Shijian gains all kinds of strange abilities:

Audience: In daily life, the audience is everywhere. Ordinary people don't have cameras growing out of their heads, but you're an exception. They record everything you see.

Just an Accident: Accidents can happen anywhere. As the saying goes, you learn from your mistakes. After you've experienced enough, perhaps you'll be able to figure out the patterns.

Cat and Dog Talk: I hear there's a prestigious annual VIP customer at the pet hospital in your building, who gets a sterilization surgery package every year. You must be curious what the little dog who waits downstairs for them every day, rain or shine, is thinking, right?

[Reader's Guide]

- Not scary.

- I'm the only one with powers.

Coming soon:

"What's Wrong with a Hehuan Sect Cultivator Liking to Sleep?"

Huai Shanqing transmigrates to the cultivation world by accident and gets bound to a strange System:

A System that lets you improve your cultivation by sleeping with cultivators, abbreviated as the Sleep System.

Sleep System 419: Host, don't panic. My name may sound a little suggestive, but I'm really a proper System! You just have to sleep with cultivators whose cultivation is higher than yours (just sleep, nothing else!) to increase your cultivation!

Huai Shanqing: Mm-hm.

419 is overjoyed, thinking it has found a kind and understanding Host.

It never expects the other party to ignore the usual playbook on the very first mission:

Beginner Mission: Choose a sect to join.

Huai Shanqing: I choose the Hehuan Sect.

Sleep System 419: ???

Years later, looking at its Host, whose cultivation has reached the peak of the Deity Transformation Realm, Sleep System 419 is at a loss for words.

I told you to sleep, but not to actually sleep!

"Unorthodox Cultivation"

Proper cultivation: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul...

Unorthodox cultivation: A book of omniscient knowledge. Meet the corresponding requirements and your cultivation will rise automatically, while all related knowledge is unlocked.

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Wu Congshuang transmigrates to the cultivation world by accident. Her body shrinks to that of a fifteen-year-old girl, and she comes with a book of omniscient knowledge inside her mind.

The book can only be opened to the first page, which contains a mission:

Join a cultivation sect ranked fifth grade or higher.

With guidance from the book of omniscient knowledge, she quickly makes a name for herself in Qingshui Town, where people call her Little Immortal Master.

At last, in the winter of her third year, an opportunity to complete the mission arrives.

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Qi Hengli is hunted down and escapes, badly injured, to a small town of ordinary people.

He thinks he will die here,

but then he encounters a mysterious young woman. Though she's merely an ordinary mortal, she seems to know everything, including where to find the healing medicine he desperately needs.

"I can help you, on the condition that you swear on your inner demon to take me back and make me a disciple of your sect."

Later, he takes the girl back to his sect and gives her the status of an outer sect disciple, then pays no further attention to her.

When they meet again, she has reached Foundation Establishment and is wearing the uniform of a third-grade sect disciple.

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Everyone who meets Wu Congshuang thinks she will be no more than a passing presence in their lives. She may have a few unusual abilities, but that's all.

Yet before long, they'll see her in much higher places.

They're just one of the countless stepping stones on her path of cultivation.

"The Interstellar Realm's Number One Metaphysics Master"

The Xuanmen prodigy Fu Wenliu wakes up one day and finds herself transmigrated to the interstellar age.

She starts out on the Empire's most remote planet, the kind without even a connection to the Star Network.

From the start, she has a mutated three-headed wolf. The bad news is, it's hostile...

Fortunately, she's still in her own body. Though she doesn't know why she's become so much weaker, taming beasts is still a piece of cake!

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A mysterious powerhouse appears on Planet N417, claiming to be a metaphysics master and frequently appearing in all kinds of dangerous places.

It's said that if you're lucky enough to meet her and can afford her price, you can buy anything on this planet from her.

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Fu Wenliu often feels as if someone is watching her, but she's certain there are no humans or other creatures around.

After an accident, she discovers that the place she's in isn't a remote planet of the Empire at all, but a virtual world designed specifically for criminals.

A merchant has bought the rights to operate this world, turning criminals' struggles to survive in a harsh and terrifying environment into a reality show livestream called "City of Sin."

The Sin Throne event opens once every three years. The three most popular criminals, chosen by a public vote, will be pardoned and released without charge.

Fu Wenliu: ...No wonder my abilities inexplicably weakened. No heavenly punishment came even when I interfered with fate, and I couldn't divine my own fate either. It turns out I'm just a wisp of consciousness wandering through a virtual world!

Just wait. I'll be getting out into the outside world very soon!

Theme: Ride the wind and waves, and live toward the sun.