[My new novel is out: Siblings Roast Each Other on a Variety Show and Become Famous. Please add it to your list! Blurb below.]
Xu Wan transmigrates into the role of a wealthy family's stepmother. Her husband is obsessed with making money and never comes home. Her stepson is sixteen, so he doesn't need looking after. She can use the luxury cars, yachts, and helicopters as she pleases, and order the servants and chefs around as she likes.
The only downside is that her stepson is a good-for-nothing who causes trouble everywhere. Whenever he gets into a mess, the original owner has to clean it up, leaving her physically and mentally exhausted until she drops dead at home.
Xu Wan says: Cleaning up after him is out of the question.
Her husband never comes home? Change the locks. He can stay away forever!
Her stepson is rebellious and loves playing the troublemaker? Then she'll show him the power of learning through hardship!
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The rebellious teen gets dumped
He sneaks off to the pool in the middle of the night to cry and howl. Xu Wan turns on the top-of-the-line sound system and cranks the volume all the way up
"I really cried for you, and you really left with him. At this moment, there's one more person in the whole world, alone in a corner of sorrow. My heart is breaking~"
Thinking of his crush, the school belle, leaving to study abroad with the top student, the boy bursts into tears, heartbroken and inconsolable.
Shen Luo: Could you please act like a human being?
The rebellious teen goes street racing
He's completely outmatched, and his rival posts a video online to mock him.
The stepson gets so furious that he ends up in the hospital. Xu Wan sneers, "You even managed to lose that? You're useless."
Shen Luo grits his teeth. "If you're so good, you do it!"
Xu Wan smiles brilliantly, steps on the gas, and pulls off drifts, jumps, and spins in place, beating the other driver so badly he begs for mercy. He swears he'll take her as his master and polish her shoes.
Shen Luo: "…"
His best friend: "Whoa, this woman is amazing!"
Shen Luo, furious: "What woman? She's my stepmom!"
His best friend: "Mom, look at me! Do you need another son? The kind who'll take care of you in your old age and bury you when you die!"
Shen Luo: "…"
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Only after Qiao Yi dies does she discover that she has been living in a book. Her unlucky younger brother is a cannon-fodder stepping stone for the heroine on her way to becoming a top-tier star. At first, he's there to help her ride his popularity; later, he's there to take the blame for her. In the end, her haters drive him to despair, and he jumps to his death. Even after he's dead, the heroine keeps bringing him up to stir up attention, squeezing every last bit of value out of him.
Reborn, Qiao Yi says: You like reading dirt about my unlucky little brother? Fine, I'll spill it myself :)
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Haters break the story: Qiao Nuo threw his weight around on set and got physical with the director.
Qiao Yi posts a statement: Sorry, my brother was spoiled by our family. He's been a handful since he was little, so throwing his weight around is mild compared to what he does to his own family. Here's a look. Nine-picture grid: [Qiao Nuo's left hook JPG.] [Qiao Nuo's right hook JPG.] [Six-shot GIF of Qiao Nuo with a bruised face.]
Passerby: "Hahaha, why is Qiao Nuo the one getting beaten up? That really is solid proof!"
Hater: "You're the one who throws punches! Clickbait. Ptooey!"
Fan: "Aww, poor brother, but his sister looks so cool beating him up!"
Qiao Nuo: "…"
Haters break the story: Qiao Nuo's sugar daddy revealed. He is CEO Pei XX of the Kangsheng Group, a married man with a kid. The proof that Qiao Nuo is a male mistress is undeniable.
Qiao Yi posts a statement: Sorry, the CEO is my husband. Qiao Nuo isn't the other man, he's the other man's uncle. [Family photo JPG.]
Netizens: "Hahaha, what the hell, the other man's uncle? So he's the uncle of the other man?"
Haters: "Damn it, stop with the stupid puns!"
Qiao Nuo: Did you really have to expose this? (furious)
Haters break the story: Qiao Nuo's secret relationship revealed. His partner is possibly a rising young actress. [Picture] [Picture]
Qiao Yi posts a statement: Thanks for the tip, dear little haters. Whether it's a love affair with a third party or a secret relationship, it tells me one thing: my brother has fallen in love. It's time for Mom and Dad to arrange a match with a respectable young lady. [Happy] [Happy]
@Tipster [Red packet link] Just a little something. Please don't mention it.
The hater who receives a ten-thousand-yuan red packet: "…"
The heroine, who tried to use the rumor to tie herself to Qiao Nuo as a couple: "?"
Qiao Nuo: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
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Qiao Yi originally plans to expose her brother's dirt so he can't stay in showbiz and has to retire to take over the family business, letting her go home and enjoy life. But the more she exposes, the more famous her brother becomes, and the bigger their family business grows.
Qiao Yi: "Because of you, our company is about to go public in M Country, with a market value of more than 50 billion. Are you trying to work me to death?"
Qiao Nuo: "Who says only sons can inherit the family business? You can inherit it just as well. Or your son can take it over. Either way, I don't want it."
"My son already has his dad's business. Don't even think about it!"
"Heh, too late. I've already transferred my inheritance rights to the little one. He can't escape now."
"…"
Haters flip the table: I've had enough of you siblings humblebragging. You don't care about anyone else's feelings at all!!!
Theme: A family is happiest when everyone is happy together
Lu Zeyu thought of a solution, wouldn't it be to pay someone else to do it for him?
Then Shen Luo still felt that it was not safe and had to do it himself.
Hahahahaha
I finally finished watching it. I was originally looking forward to the emotional drama between the male protagonist and the female protagonist, but I didn't expect that there would only be a little bit of it later. I hope to see some extras. I originally really wanted to see a relationship scene, but when I saw the heroine, there was a sudden change in her relationship. It felt rather abrupt, and I felt it was a pity. After all, this pairing really struck a chord with me.
In fact, I don't really want the male protagonist's father to be with the female protagonist. I always feel that the male protagonist's father and the female protagonist are not close to each other. It's better to let the female protagonist develop her career and meet a man with good conditions in all aspects. They are evenly matched (Purely personal opinion, don't comment if you don't like it)
Ah, how can I be stuck here?
So cruel. A poor student suddenly appears on the track. If someone is killed, Shen Luo will go to jail.
Hahahahahaha, the male protagonist is miserable, I don't know you
Luo, why do you keep your hourly wage getting lower and lower?
When will the racing scene of the script be released? I still want to see it!
Master Shen is going to laugh to death. Hahahaha, he didn't even dare to take out his anger on the bag, but took it out on the cardboard box. Pfft
Lu Zeyu thought of a solution, wouldn't it be to pay someone else to do it for him? Then Shen Luo still felt that it was not safe and had to do it himself. Hahahahaha
I finally finished watching it. I was originally looking forward to the emotional drama between the male protagonist and the female protagonist, but I didn't expect that there would only be a little bit of it later. I hope to see some extras. I originally really wanted to see a relationship scene, but when I saw the heroine, there was a sudden change in her relationship. It felt rather abrupt, and I felt it was a pity. After all, this pairing really struck a chord with me.
Number, prison labor reform inmate, hahahahahahahahahahahaha
In fact, I don't really want the male protagonist's father to be with the female protagonist. I always feel that the male protagonist's father and the female protagonist are not close to each other. It's better to let the female protagonist develop her career and meet a man with good conditions in all aspects. They are evenly matched (Purely personal opinion, don't comment if you don't like it)
Ah, how can I be stuck here?
So cruel. A poor student suddenly appears on the track. If someone is killed, Shen Luo will go to jail.
Hahahahahaha, the male protagonist is miserable, I don't know you
Luo, why do you keep your hourly wage getting lower and lower?
When will the racing scene of the script be released? I still want to see it!
Master Shen is going to laugh to death. Hahahaha, he didn't even dare to take out his anger on the bag, but took it out on the cardboard box. Pfft