The Depressed Female Side Character Goes Viral on a Haunted House Variety Show

[My next novel is now open for following: My Top-Tier Star Brother and I Expose Each Other's Scandals on a Variety Show] The blurb is below OvO What's it like to encounter real ghosts on a haunted-house exploration show? A red-clad female ghost is online to claim your life-- Ordinary celebrity: Aaaah! Help! Mom, I'm so scared! Don't chase me! Ah... Gu Xiaoxiao: Everyone dies eventually. When and where are out of our hands. Here, take it. You can have my life. Red-clad female ghost: ... Inner thoughts: She has no will to live at all. Did I overact? A greedy ghost is online to claim your money-- Ordinary celebrity: Boo-hoo, don't kill me! I'll have someone burn you paper money, luxury cars, and a huge mansion right away. Gu Xiaoxiao: In the end, this world has no place for the penniless. I'm tired. Take my life, don't hesitate. Greedy ghost: ... Inner thoughts: That's exactly what I thought before I died. I feel personally attacked! A gambling ghost challenges people to wager their lives on a high-or-low bet-- Ordinary celebrity: Sniffle, sniffle, I always lose when I gamble. How about I burn you a few hundred gambling dens to play with? Gu Xiaoxiao: Win the game and you'll lose your life. What's the point? Just take my life. Gambling ghost: ... Inner thoughts: That's how I lost my bright future back then. That stings! * Before the show Haunted House Adventure aired, her haters cheered as one, eager to watch Gu Xiaoxiao, the biggest attention-seeking crybaby on the internet, embarrass herself in public. "I just want to see her get so scared she turns into a human mop, flailing on the floor." "I'm not asking for much. Just scare her into taking off like a rocket, leaving an afterimage." When the production team was exposed for using real ghosts as NPCs-- Viewers: What a savage woman. She actually made real ghosts fume! What kind of death-seeking variety show is this? I'm in love. Fans: Xiaoxiao takes ghost interactions seriously! Xiaoxiao is a professional at making ghosts despair! Haters: Boo-hoo, is it too late to become fans? I'm scared Gu Xiaoxiao's ghost servants will take me away, eek~ The powers that be: As long as Gu Xiaoxiao doesn't get herself killed, let her go all out! (Rubs hands excitedly) Gu Xiaoxiao, forced into sudden fame: All worldly desires are empty. I just want to quietly wait for life to pass me by. Why doesn't anyone understand me? (Sighs helplessly) * Human fear and screams have always been an important source of energy for keeping the underworld running. Haunted houses filled with terrifying legends were the underworld's proudest infrastructure projects, until they ran into Gu Xiaoxiao. "I've been scaring people for years, and this is the first time I've met someone who isn't afraid to die. My career has suffered an unprecedented blow." "Other people see a ghost and shriek, providing a steady stream of fear. She goes and makes our colleagues despair. This is ridiculous!" "She's crushed all our morale. At this rate, the underworld is headed for the apocalypse." The Ghost King, dark circles under his eyes, gave up resisting: "Let's just lie flat. Stop struggling. I'm exhausted." The award-winning ghost screenwriter flopped onto the ground: "I've gone bald thinking up scripts. Not only can I not scare her, she even says the plots are stale. What's the point of trying? Let's destroy it all. Whatever." A gloomy heroine who just wants to lie flat and a tsundere hero whose words and actions don't match Blurb screenshot dated 20220605 Please follow my next novel: My Top-Tier Star Brother and I Expose Each Other's Scandals on a Variety Show Only after Qiao Yi died did she learn that she was living in a book. Her unlucky younger brother was a disposable stepping stone for the heroine's rise to top-tier stardom. At first, he was there to help her ride the wave of his popularity. Later, he took the blame for her. In the end, his haters drove him into depression, and he jumped off a building. Even after his death, the heroine used him to whitewash her image, squeezing every last bit of value out of him. Reborn, Qiao Yi declared: You like seeing scandals about my unlucky little brother, right? I'll expose them myself :) * Hater's scoop: Qiao Nuo threw his weight around on set and got physical with the director. Qiao Yi's post: My little brother is the only son of nine generations and was born to my parents in their old age. Throwing his weight around is putting it mildly. Here's how he treats his family. Nine-panel collage: [Qiao Nuo's left hook JPG.] [Qiao Nuo's right hook JPG.] [Six GIFs of Qiao Nuo with a bruised and swollen face.] Passerby: "Hahaha, why is Qiao Nuo the one getting beaten up? That's solid proof!" Hater: "You're the one who threw the punches! Clickbait, ptooey!" Fan: "Boo-hoo, I feel bad for big brother, but big sister looks so cool beating up her little brother!" Qiao Nuo: "..." Hater's scoop: Qiao Nuo's sugar daddy revealed. The man is President Pei XX of the Kangsheng Group, who is married with kids. Proof he's a homewrecker. Qiao Yi's post: Sorry, the president is my husband. Qiao Nuo is three times a homewrecker: he's my nephew. [Family photo JPG.] Netizens: "Hahaha, what the hell does 'three times a homewrecker' mean? Three times three makes nine, and nine makes a nephew?" Hater: "Damn it, quit messing around with puns!" Qiao Nuo: Did you really have to expose this? (Furious) Hater's scoop: Qiao Nuo's secret relationship exposed. The other person is rumored to be a rising young actress. [Image] [Image] Qiao Yi's post: Thanks for the scoop, my dear little haters. Whether it's a homewrecker or a secret relationship, it tells me one thing: my little brother is in love. It's time for Mom and Dad to arrange a match with a well-bred young lady. [Happy] [Happy] @Tipster [Red packet link] A little something, nothing much. Hater who received a ten-thousand-yuan red packet out of nowhere: "..." Heroine trying to use the rumor to force a couple pairing: "?" Qiao Nuo: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ * Qiao Yi originally planned to ruin her brother's career by exposing his scandals, forcing him to leave showbiz and take over the family business so she could go home and enjoy life. But as she kept exposing him, she discovered that he was even more famous than before, and the family business kept growing. Qiao Yi: "Because of you, our company is about to go public in the US, and its market value has passed fifty billion. Are you trying to work me to death?" Qiao Nuo: "Who says only the sons can inherit the family business? You can inherit it just as well. Or let your son take over. Either way, I don't want it." "My son has his father's business. Don't even think about it!" "Heh, too late. I've already transferred my inheritance rights to the kid. He can't get out of it." "..." Haters flip the table: We've had enough of you siblings showing off your wealth! You don't care if the rest of us live or die!!! Theme: Be true to yourself