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Xu Yinyin transmigrated into a wealthy-family novel as the real heiress who had been switched at birth, a disposable cannon-fodder character.
In her previous life, her biological parents favored the fake heiress, making her jealous. She did all kinds of foolish things to compete for their affection, and eventually became universally hated, was kicked out of the family, and ended up homeless.
Bound to a gossip System, Xu Yinyin figured that life among the wealthy meant never worrying about food or drink. Why compete for anyone's affection? She could just enjoy the gossip and watch the drama unfold. It was the best.
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Her biological mother said, "I've always raised Yaoyao as my own daughter. Your arrival won't make me distance myself from her, but I'll do my best to treat you well."
Xu Yinyin nodded obediently. "Okay."
Gossiping in her head: Oh my, this cheap little sister's biological mother is your husband's white moonlight! What a ridiculously twisted mess. Though, if you think about it, you really can raise her as your own.
Hearing her daughter's thoughts, her mother went weak in the knees and sank to the floor.
Xu Yinyin: Huh? Why did she suddenly give me a black card and tell me to spend as much as I want?!
Her biological father said, "Yaoyao has always been kind and timid. Speak gently to her, and don't frighten her."
Xu Yinyin nodded obediently. "Okay."
Gossiping in her head: Her little sister really is timid. She only dares to secretly support her biological mother, and in the future she'll transfer your assets to her biological father. You're such a sucker, raising another man's child and wife for him. Your sworn enemy must wake up laughing eight hundred times every night!
Hearing her thoughts, her hapless father flushed red and collapsed onto the sofa.
Xu Yinyin: Huh? Why did he suddenly give me shares in his company and tell me to spend more and stop overthinking?!
Grandpa planned to have Xu Yinyin gain experience at the company. Her second aunt, the general manager, said, "The university you graduated from isn't prestigious. If you join the company, starting at the front desk would make more sense. Would that be all right?"
Xu Yinyin smiled and nodded. "No problem."
Gossiping in her head: You're afraid I'll hang around you and accidentally catch you fooling around with my uncle-in-law, aren't you? Tsk, tsk, you're really good at eating the grass closest to home.
"Oh my god, oh my god, my uncle-in-law doesn't even have any tadpoles! Poor Auntie thinks it's her fault, and feels guilty, so she keeps putting up with that scumbag cheating on her. He even talked her into adopting his illegitimate child. What kind of person does that?! Auntie needs to go dark to make any sense!"
"Huh? Why did Auntie suddenly slap Uncle-in-law across the face and demand that he leave with nothing?!"
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Xu Yinyin's appetite for gossip took over, and she started showing up at all sorts of high-society parties. A month later...
The richest man gave her an island.
A wealthy socialite gave her several buildings.
A domineering CEO begged her to have his child, and wouldn't take no for an answer.
Xu Yinyin (Black Guy Confused Face): Uh... what?
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Yan Mo woke up one day and learned she was living in a book. Her unlucky younger brother, who was notorious for being both beloved and hated, would throw his weight around on a variety show, refuse to cooperate with filming, get hounded by haters until he quit the entertainment industry, and die of depression.
Yan Mo planted her hands on her hips: Taking my little brother by storm on a variety show will be so easy. :)
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The day before the variety show, their father suddenly called and said hesitantly, "Son, your sister's gone missing. Your mother and I figure she probably went looking for you."
Yan Chu jolted and yelled, "What the heck?!"
His troublesome older sister, who seemed practically mute when quiet but became a menace when she was having fun, was coming to see him. Help!
The next second, Yan Mo knocked on Yan Chu's door. She held an ice cream in one hand and a roasted lamb leg in the other, eating as she asked, "I heard a new amusement park just opened around here. Take me there!"
A chill ran down Yan Chu's spine as the memories he'd buried came rushing back.
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When haters learned that Yan Chu would bring his sister to the hands-on variety show Our Day Together...
"Oh my god, BKing has a sister? Is she going to be even more of a poser than he is?"
"LOL, is Yan Chu that desperate for money? He dares to take on a skills-based variety show? Isn't he afraid of making a public fool of himself?"
On the first day of filming, the haters got their keyboards and magnifying glasses ready, intent on catching the siblings in a blunder and boycotting them. But then...
On supermarket experience day, the sister drew the fish-counter task of killing fish, and Yan Chu's face immediately turned black as a pan.
The haters said: Oho, he's already showing his displeasure. This is going off the rails sooner than I thought.
But then...
After watching the fishmonger's demonstration once, the sister immediately rolled up her sleeves and got to work. She killed sixty fish in an hour, and the customers all praised her technique.
The experienced fishmonger was stunned. "You couldn't do it this well without four or five years of experience!"
Yan Mo beamed. "I just learned from you. A great teacher produces great students."
The fishmonger, who had spent three years diligently learning before going solo, was devastated. With that kind of praise, you make me look like an idiot. QAQ.
Hater: You see someone killing fish. I see an executioner who's frighteningly good at dissection.
Netizen: So Yan Chu was frowning because he was scared of his sister's technique? Hahaha, that's kind of adorable.
Yan Chu: Help! Isn't my sister an artist? Her hands are terrifying! (Shivering JPG.)
On the following experience days, guided by his sister, Yan Chu drew the worst lots and won the most task rewards. His sister's bandit-like ability to learn carried him through.
But the younger brother who was supposed to coast to victory grew increasingly frantic...
"What is my sister doing over there?"
"Shut up! You can't eat that!"
"Somebody save me!"
Thanks to the adorable contrast of constantly worrying himself sick over his sister, Yan Chu's BKing image completely fell apart. Completely.
The netizens affectionately gave him the nickname #NewlyMintedDadBro#.
Even the haters couldn't help feeling sorry for him...
"I mean, is Yan Chu's sister actually a child in disguise? She's full of energy, eats and sleeps like a champ. Even a special forces escort would be exhausted after spending time with her. Yan Chu has it rough."
"She eats enough for five people in one meal. Yan Chu earns tens of millions a year, but can barely keep them fed. Can you believe it?"
"LOL, who rides roller coasters for hours and drop towers for days? If the rides could talk, they'd be cursing her out by now. I've never seen anyone play so crazily."
"I recommend all kids who hate eating come play with the sister. There's no picky eater or insomniac she can't cure. :)"
Yan Chu: Sob, you understand me. QAQ
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Wen Ya transmigrated into a wealthy-family novel as the male lead's contract wife. In her previous life, she tried to make herself noticed by throwing her weight around in front of her husband's family as the eldest daughter-in-law.
She broke up her brother-in-law and his white moonlight, meddled in her sister-in-law's marriage, and ultimately became universally hated, was kicked out of the family, and ended up a beggar.
Wen Ya thought: Isn't it great to be an abandoned wife from a wealthy family, earning ten million a month? Why meddle in other people's business?
System: [Break up the painful, unrequited romance between the popular top-tier star, your brother-in-law, and his white moonlight.]
Wen Ya: "A lovesick fool's affection really is tragic. His white moonlight is living it up overseas. If her father's debt crisis hadn't come along, she wouldn't have come back pretending to reminisce about the good old days. She's stringing my hapless brother-in-law along, making him pay her debts so she can keep living a life of luxury.
He's so rich, what's wrong with letting her bleed him dry? A green hat isn't a terminal illness. As long as he doesn't die, he's coming out ahead!"
The brother-in-law, hearing her thoughts: "..."
System: [Convince your sister-in-law to escape the narcissistic abuse of her Phoenix man, become self-reliant, and reclaim the top of her game.]
Wen Ya: "Oh my, that Phoenix man's tongue is sharper than a shredder, and he leaves no loose ends. My sister-in-law is so protective of her friends. How can I tell her that the other woman is her best friend?"
"As the old saying goes, guard against fire, thieves, and your best friend. It's no baseless rumor. Who would've guessed that the elegant, cold beauty who hates men in public would be so creative with another woman's husband in private? She really does think the grass closest to home tastes best."
"I'm not going to play the villain, let alone teach her how to catch the cheaters in the act so those two scumbags can never recover."
The sister-in-law, hearing her thoughts: "Just say it already. Don't make me kneel down and beg you, whimper."
System: [Your husband's white moonlight is returning from abroad tomorrow. Go to the airport and fight her, showing off your possessive love for your husband.]
Wen Ya: "Good grief, does every man in the Huo family have a white moonlight? Are they deficient in light?"
"His white moonlight doesn't even love him. She just likes the thrill of dragging a noble, untouchable man off his pedestal. He's not an idiot. Once he hits a wall, he'll come back around. Instead of playing the villain who breaks up a happy couple, I should take more pictures of him cheating on me and get a bigger share of the assets in the divorce. Wouldn't it be better to find a sweet, obedient younger man? Think bigger."
The male lead, hearing her thoughts: "..."
*
By gossiping, Wen Ya accidentally became the respected big sister-in-law of the family.
Her brother-in-law wrote a song for her, thanking her for curing his lovesick brain.
Her sister-in-law took her around the world and said men weren't worth it.
Her mother-in-law encouraged her to remarry and not waste her youth on a son who had given up on love.
The male lead: So you're all acting like I'm dead, huh? :)
Wen Ya: 0.0!!! Has this book gone off the rails somewhere?
Theme: Be honest in how you live
How did the author come up with so many weird stories?
I don't like this kind of temptation
Let the male protagonist enjoy the pain of love
Haha, is this the male protagonist?
What route are these two going to take, falling in love and killing each other, cheating each other to the end?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Everyone has a restless heart of gossip.
Hahahaha, the male protagonist with a girlfriend who is unified across the country? Ha ha ha ha
Is he actually wearing a thong!
Half of the melon got stuck in the throat