When she was five, Li Tingmian found a master in a pile of corpses.
Her bargain-bin master drilled it into her, earnestly and at great length, repeating a hundred times that sword cultivators were not allowed to fall in love.
Love makes a sword cultivator slower to draw their sword.
Love makes a sword cultivator more likely to run into danger.
Love turns a sword cultivator into a pathetic simp, cruelly abandoned by a woman or a man.
It was all very well said, but Li Tingmian didn't get it.
When she sincerely asked why falling in love turned a sword cultivator into a sweet dog, what a sweet dog looked like, and whether they were called that because their meat tasted sweet, her master fell silent.
Her master suggested Li Tingmian try saying, "I want to fall in love."
Try it and die.
The world spun around her.
Li Tingmian was forced to experience things from a simp's point of view.
...Love really is terrifying!
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On his first day in the world, Yan Liansheng fell in love at first sight with a sword cultivator he happened to meet.
Miss Li had eerie, different-colored eyes, didn't like to talk, and had a temper hard as stone.
Miss Li was cold, tough, and domineering, with no sense of human kindness. The sight of her slaying demons could make children stop crying at night.
Miss Li...
Even among sword cultivators across the whole world, Miss Li was unusually different.
And yet Yan Liansheng liked her just the way she was.
Good news: Miss Li wasn't completely indifferent to him, either.
Bad news: Miss Li had no intention of falling in love, ever.
Miss Li told him that her master had said sword cultivators of their lineage would not only become useless if they fell in love, but would also turn into their partner's dog.
Yan Liansheng: ...?
He didn't understand, but was deeply shaken.
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After sitting alone all night, Yan Liansheng decided to give it a shot and stopped Li Tingmian.
He took a deep breath, then barked "Woof!" in front of the woman he loved and asked her:
"Miss Li, what kind of puppy do you like?"
If the two of them were to fall in love, one of them would have to give up their dignity and abase themselves.
He would shoulder that burden alone. Then perhaps Miss Li wouldn't be scolded or punished by her elders.
If that didn't work...
If it didn't, he would try his best to think of another way.
As for Li Tingmian...
In that moment, Li Tingmian actually thought
If it was Yan Liansheng, maybe being puppies together wouldn't be so bad.
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1. A ferocious, murderous sword immortal girl who is actually polite but learned her common sense from dogs (?) x a pure, accident-prone white-lotus savior. A story about a young couple stumbling their way into saving the world. The couple is as cute as the font on this novel's cover.
2. A cultivation story made up as it goes. Power and cultivation levels depend on many factors, but my sword immortal girl is absolutely strong (nods).
3. Also known as The Great Sword Immortal and Her Pretty Boy.
4. Content warning, at your discretion: The heroine doesn't appear until fairly late in Chapter One. She's not very socialized, doesn't think like an ordinary person, needs the hero to explain a lot of "common sense," and is bad at understanding people and quite fierce.
Also: The master has transmigrated.
P.S. Please don't give me writing advice. No need to tell me if you drop the novel. I know "young boys and girls" is redundant, but I like saying it anyway ^^
Theme: Even the most ordinary things have meaning when you do them with the person you love.
Advance Preview and Short Stories
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[Mythology] Players Don't Want to Be Pursued
Washing the Sword
[Mythology Crossover] The Passerby's Secret Identity Is Second to None
[Crossover] I Guess I Have to Become a Magician
[Journey to the West] What Do I Do If My Senior Brother Is Made of Lotus Root?
Heaven's Will Made Me the Protagonist
Love Coach in the Crematorium
[Greek Mythology] What to Do When You End Up in the Wrong Pantheon
After I Abandoned the Story, the Protagonists Came Knocking
The map given by the master was not his sword, but an agreement between him and others. A rain of flowers agreed with the locust tree, three promises made with Lin Yao
Okay, they have all become sweet dogs. The master became a licking dog, but Yan Liansheng and Xiao Mian became sweet dogs.
Big, this one. . Still more. . . ?. . I really like this book. The heroine is so strong. I really like it. I really want to know the development of the plot below [Compare your heart] [Compare your heart]
Hahahaha, the cheating master is gone.
What a big light bulb hahahahahahahahaha
It took me a day to read it. The writing is really good, so I finally bought this book. But after reading it, there are still a lot of things that I feel are unfinished, 🤔For example, the heroine's life experience, why the master changed so much for love (I think the master's character should not be like this), the heroine is said to be very strong, but in fact, there are not many highlights of the heroine in the whole text (this is what I am most dissatisfied with when reading this book), the love line between the male and female protagonists is not much, and the sweetness of the young couple is not much, the plot line feels that the world view is big but it is not written... Etc. But all in all, the author's writing style is very good among so many Jinjiang books that even made the list. [Baofen] I hope the next book will work harder and focus on the strong female protagonist and the scenes between the male and female protagonists.
"Xiaosi is on Lu Zhuo's sleeve..." This is a big bug for the author~ Bullshit
"Li Tingmian urged vaguely: "..."Catch a big bug for the author~ Ji
"Elder Bai gave her a deep look..." This is a big bug for the author~ That sword?
"In Lin Yao's memory, Ji Songxue appeared..." This is a big bug for the author~ Is the name wrong? Isn't the master Ji Songxue?