Everyone in the cultivation world knows that Yin Ying, the eldest senior sister of the Xuanmen Sect, is a weirdo.
Others fly on swords, but she rides on shoes. Others abstain from food, but she sneaks in wine and snacks. Others use spiritual plants to make pills, but she stir-fries them. Others draw their swords the moment they see a villain, but she reports them to the authorities first...
Later, technology in the mortal world advances at breakneck speed, and before long it is the twenty-first century, an age of materialism. The cultivation world is in steep decline.
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Yin Ying is scouted by a talent agent for her beauty and signs a variety-show contract. The people of the Xuanmen Sect plead, "Senior Sister, please take us with you!"
At first, everyone watches the preview's dark cuisine, waiting to laugh at her...
Until...
The kitchen door opens. The sweet, soft-spoken science blogger serves her tea. The adorable little kid stands on tiptoe, trying hard to wash vegetables. The handsome internet celebrity scrubs dishes with all his might. A septuagenarian holds a rag in one hand and a mop in the other...
Viewers: "They don't respect the elderly or care for children? They should be banned!"
Yin Ying: "No, that's not it. Each of them can take on ten people at once. Am I allowed to say that..."
The programmer guest says that after eating her cooking, his hair loss has greatly improved. The veteran actor says that after eating her cooking, he has been practically flying along, full of energy. The student child star says that after eating her cooking, he no longer gets sleepy during his eight a.m. classes...
Before the show airs, fans say, "What kind of wellness food made with spiritual plants? It's all a scam. Don't piggyback on our star for attention."
After it airs, fans say, "It looks so delicious! Sis, can I have a bite? Even just smelling it would be enough!"
Then they say, "Aaaaah, Yin Ying, wife! From now on, I'll only play scissors in rock-paper-scissors, because you're my everything!!"
"The Xuanmen family seems a little goofy, but they're so cute!"
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Soon after, it comes out that the sweet blogger can subdue a knife-wielding attacker with her bare hands...
The five-year-old can grab a venomous snake right behind its head with perfect precision...
The handsome internet celebrity used to perform on the street, smashing a massive stone on his chest...
The septuagenarian scales walls and rooftops just to get some exercise after a meal...
Viewers and fans: ...Sorry to bother you, Yin Ying.
One day, a heavyweight guest makes a surprise appearance on the show.
The people of the Xuanmen Sect: "Master, what are you doing here?!"
A strikingly beautiful, big-tailed wolf says, "Don't worry. I'm just here to visit your senior sister."
Theme: Kindness and civility
