How Did My Advanced Calculus PPT Come to Life?! [Metaphysics]

Also known as The Day My Advanced Calculus PPT Gained Sentience

Blurb One:

Pei Pian Tong is an advanced calculus PowerPoint presentation.

It covers every topic from both semesters of advanced calculus, as well as all the classic exercises assigned since the founding of the country.

Every new generation of teachers brings it out and displays it page by page, year after year, teaching one batch of students after another.

It never goes out of style and is incredibly durable.

As a PowerPoint, she has seen it all while being projected onto the big screen every day: pretty girls gaming, handsome guys playing cards, and students suddenly stumbling into class half-asleep halfway through a lecture...

The advanced calculus PPT says: Small potatoes.

Finally, after years of teachers droning on day after day... this PPT gained sentience.

Then she looked down and spotted a student in the front row. The phone propped up on his desk was clearly playing another teacher's online advanced calculus course.

The advanced calculus PPT finally snapped: ...You dare watch another advanced calculus PPT right in front of me? I'll kill you!

Blurb Two:

Pei Pian Tong is an advanced calculus PowerPoint presentation. The day before, she was still hanging on the whiteboard as usual. Then she woke up to find she had transformed into a beautiful young woman.

At that moment, she was standing in the bedroom of a certain classmate who fancied himself a mystic.

As luck would have it, she had caught him slacking off in advanced calculus class that day, watching another online advanced calculus course.

At a loss, she looked at the clear-eyed college student before her, and memories of him goofing off in class flashed through her mind...

So she smiled and pulled out a set of problems, then proposed, with ill intent, “I don't know what to do either. So... why don't you work on some math problems first and get your thoughts in order?”

The mystic big shot was used to giving up on everything. He looked at the problem seal on the door, nodded with youthful bravado, and then spent the whole afternoon solving problems...

Once they were back at school:

[A punk wants to bully a classmate? Lock him in a dark room and make him do problems until he gives in and passes out, then hand him over to the police.]

[A scammer wants to cheat people out of their money? Make him pass the math test first. He'd better not think he can get away without the advanced calculus PPT finding out.]

[A villainous boss wants to wreak havoc? What a joke. If you want to beat advanced calculus, first go study hard for twenty years.]

...In short, if she can master advanced calculus, what else could she fail to learn?

Years later, the mystic big shot, renowned for staying cool under pressure, was stopped for an interview while shopping for groceries. “What do you think about the advanced calculus PPT becoming a teacher?”

The mystic big shot said, “Well, I guess I got a perfect score in advanced calculus, got into graduate school, passed the civil service exam, and... found a partner.”

Just then, the advanced calculus PPT mentioned in the interview suddenly appeared. With an innocent expression, she said, “Well, I'm done shopping. How about you take a look at this problem and tell me how to solve it?”

The onlookers saw the densely packed problems, remembered the pain of being ruled by math, and hurriedly backed away...

The mystic big shot silently pulled a pen and paper from his pocket. Smiling as he worked through the calculations, he told the reporter, “It's getting late. Now that the interview's over, I'm heading home to cook.”

Mischievous advanced calculus PPT * unflappable mystic

P.S.:

1. The characters' values in this story do not represent the author's values.

2. Every reader's collection and comment is incredibly precious to this foolish author.

3. Here's a little cuteness for you~

4. Advanced calculus is so hard =w=

Coming Soon 1: The Wealthy Aunt of a Mary Sue Heroine

Yu Xiaoxiao transmigrated into a book.

She transmigrated into an old-school Mary Sue novel and became the heroine's wealthy aunt.

The heroine was sixteen and had yet to be acknowledged by her wealthy family. She was beautiful and an excellent student.

Meanwhile, her mother had died young, and her scumbag father was a hopeless alcoholic.

The first time Yu Xiaoxiao saw the heroine, she sighed again and again: “Oh, what a poor child.”

Then... the System told her that, as a cannon-fodder villain and nameless passerby in the original story, her job was to push the plot forward. In short, she had to be a terrible relative who bullied the heroine.

Yu Xiaoxiao: Can I just not do it?

Then she spat out a mouthful of blood on the spot...

The System: [You have a terminal illness, and your starting life expectancy is only one month. Complete a task to bully the heroine, and your life expectancy will increase by one year.]

Yu Xiaoxiao: To stay alive, sorry, dear niece.

*

Yu Xiaoxiao went to great lengths to accomplish her goal.

[On her way to school, the heroine's bicycle scratched the luxury car Yu Xiaoxiao was riding in.

Yu Xiaoxiao looked down her nose at her: “Look at how poor you are. There's no way you can afford to pay me back. From now on, water the roses in my garden every morning. That'll be your way of working off the debt.”]

[The heroine was late for morning study and punished with standing at the front of the classroom. Yu Xiaoxiao went to the school and, without a word, dragged her home: “You don't have to attend morning study anymore.”

Then she transferred the heroine to a private school that didn't have morning study.]

[One day, the heroine came home and didn't find her hopelessly drunk scumbag father.

Yu Xiaoxiao sneered: “I think you'd better give up on the idea of taking the civil service exam. Your scumbag father is in jail, thanks to me.”]

[The heroine was acknowledged by her wealthy family, but someone questioned her right to inherit.

Yu Xiaoxiao slapped that person across the face: “What a joke! After all the effort I've put into bullying her, who are you to criticize her?”]

Yu Xiaoxiao was working hard to push the plot along and shape the heroine into a Mary Sue, an innocent flower of a girl. She didn't notice that the heroine was looking at her more and more strangely.

Until the heroine took her hand and said solemnly, “Auntie, I'm going to stand on my own two feet and protect you from now on...”

Then she hesitantly added, “Also, Auntie, there's something weird about your assistant...”

Yu Xiaoxiao: ?

*

Back in her room, her assistant and bodyguard suddenly grabbed her by the wrist. Their breaths mingled. “With me here, you don't need anyone else to protect you... And I'm not your assistant.”

He had seen the change in her at a glance. Looking past her body, he had fallen for her soul.

Coming Soon 2: Senior Sister Becomes Famous Through a Food Variety Show

Everyone in the cultivation world knew that Yin Ying, the senior sister of the Xuan Sect, was a weirdo.

While others rode flying swords, she rode shoes. While others abstained from food, she secretly enjoyed wine and snacks. While others used spiritual plants to make pills, she used them to cook. While others drew their swords at the sight of evildoers, she called the authorities first...

Later, technology in the mortal world advanced rapidly, and before long it was the twenty-first century, an era that upheld materialism. The cultivation world went into a steep decline.

**

Yin Ying was approached by an agent because of her beauty and signed a contract to appear on a variety show. The people of the Xuan Sect immediately cried, “Senior Sister, take us with you!”

At first, everyone watched the preview's terrible-looking food, waiting to laugh at her...

Until

The kitchen door opened, and the sweet, soft-spoken science blogger brought her tea. The adorable little kid stood on tiptoe, doing his best to wash the vegetables. The handsome influencer scrubbed dishes with gusto. A seventy-year-old man held a rag in one hand and a mop in the other...

The viewers said, “Disrespecting the elderly and neglecting children? She should be banned!”

Yin Ying said, “No, that's not it. Each of them can take on ten people. Is that something I can say out loud...?”

The programmer guest said that after eating her food, his hair loss had greatly improved. The veteran actor said that after eating her food, he had been walking briskly and feeling better than ever. The child star, who was also a student, said that after eating her food, he no longer felt sleepy in his eight a.m. classes...

Before the show aired, fans said, “What kind of health food made from spiritual plants? It's all a scam. Don't try to piggyback on our idol's popularity.”

After it aired, fans said, “That looks so delicious. Sis, could you let me have one bite? I'd even settle for just smelling it!”

Later, they said, “Ahhh, Yin Ying, my wife! From now on, I'll always choose scissors in rock-paper-scissors, because you're my everything!!”

“The people in the Xuan Sect seem kind of goofy, and they're so cute!”

*

Soon afterward, the people of the Xuan Sect were exposed: the sweet, soft-spoken girl had subdued a knife-wielding criminal with her bare hands...

The five-year-old had precisely grabbed a poisonous snake by the neck...

The handsome influencer had once made a living performing stunts, smashing a thousand-pound stone on his chest...

The seventy-year-old could leap across rooftops just to get some exercise after a meal...

Viewers and fans: ...Sorry to bother you, Yin Ying, my wife.

One day, a heavyweight guest made a surprise appearance on the variety show.

The people of the Xuan Sect cried, “Master, why are you here?!”

A certain gorgeous, fox-like man said, “Don't worry. I came to visit your senior sister on set.”

Theme: Study hard and master advanced calculus.