At ten, Wang Yang believed in fairy tales. Then his ugly duckling turned into the village bully of a goose.
At eighteen, Wang Yang believed fairy tales were people's hopes for a better life. Then one bizarrely adapted movie after another hit theaters.
At twenty-six, Wang Yang believed in money. Then he not only lost his job, but ended up at the academy...
Wang Yang finally got it.
Fairy tales are all lies. The only real things are inhuman bosses and strange incidents!
The boss, who wasn't human to begin with: "One hundred thousand for a job."
Wang Yang: "Talking about money ruins the mood... I'm on my way!"
So what if they're "cuties" and "little angels" who climbed out of books? He! Is! Not! Afraid!
Preorder 1: What Could a Little Taotie Possibly Do Wrong?
Wu Dabao has only one dream: to eat his fill at every meal.
To make it happen, he took on the whole class's homework at six, became the king of recycling across the surrounding villages at twelve, and ate a pyramid scheme company out of house and home at eighteen.
Just as he was wondering whose food to eat next, an agent appeared. "I can make your dream come true."
And so, a contestant on the talent show Bright Star became the year's most pitiful beauty. An orphan who had just turned eighteen, working tirelessly as a laborer just to get one filling meal.
Fans: My poor baby! We'll crowdfund your meals! Heartbroken.jpg
Agent: Dabao, you're the most genuine pitiful beauty in showbiz, and you'll be the hottest all-around star in the future!
But what fans never expected was that the Zhang family's chairman was his long-lost great-nephew, the Li family's second young master was his diehard fan, the King of Singers was his best buddy, the Best Actor was his perfect match, and the head of the Qin family was his beloved husband...
Fans: Wait, husband?!
Qin Hong: That's me. I earn the most money and support the most voracious baby. Proud.jpg
A Taotie bottom who'll do anything for food x a terrible cook who can't resist a challenge
Also known as: #Recipes from the Classic of Mountains and Seas#
#The little Taotie performs and sells himself just to get a filling meal#
#The little Taotie dominates showbiz by eating#
Preorder 2: Meow the Hell, This Is a Robbery! (Apocalypse)
Ju Tianba, the top cat of the Divine Cat Tribe.
He chases off wolves and hunts wild boars outside, bullies the strong and the weak alike at home, and won't even spare the dried fish belonging to the old tabby next door.
Through sheer force of will, he raised himself into a thirty-jin giant cat!
But curiosity killed the cat. While going to watch the fun, he was kicked skyward by some unknown creature. When he landed, he was in a strange world.
This place was full of two-legged beasts. They were tall, but weak, and every one of them treated him like their leader and paid him tribute every day.
Ju Tianba sprawled across the grass like a cat-shaped pancake. So comfy~
Unfortunately, the good days didn't last long. The two-legged beasts suddenly went berserk, attacking and devouring one another.
Just like that, all the good times went poof.
Ju Tianba howled at the sky. I'm so hungry! This cat hasn't eaten for half a day!
To get back to the good old days when food came straight to him, Ju Tianba decided to keep a few of the strongest two-legged beasts as pets.
He descended from the sky with a haughty look and said to the tallest two-legged beast, "Meow meow meow!" This cat has decided to take you as my underling, and you may call me Boss!
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Qin Xiao retired due to an injury. With no purpose left in life, he decided to work as an ordinary security guard at a school.
He never expected a zombie outbreak and the apocalypse to arrive.
Even less did he expect a little cat to come rescue him when he was surrounded by zombies.
Looking at the little cat standing in a pool of blood, frozen with fear and meowing nonstop, Qin Xiao's heart melted. He bent down and scooped the little orange cat into his arms. "Don't be afraid. I'll get you out of here."
It's just that this "little" cat was a bit heavy. Solid muscle.
Ju Tianba: "Hmph." What a weak two-legged beast, so scared he wants to hide under this cat's belly. Fine, I'll let you this once, for old times' sake.
Theme: As long as we work hard enough, the boss can drive a Maserati!