In 2333 AD, a biohazard caused the genes of some animals to merge with human genes.
As a result, humanity split into three secondary genders: Alpha, Beta, and Omega. People also developed animal traits.
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A popular dating reality show in China invited a hot young internet celebrity, a newly crowned Best Actress, an idol star, and a powerhouse singer...
It also invited an ordinary guest: Zhou Baichuan, the owner of a new kind of matchmaking service.
When the producer approached Zhou Baichuan, he agreed without a second thought. It was free publicity. Only a fool would turn it down.
On the first day of filming, the director introduced the guests one by one.
Director: We also have a mystery guest. He just arrived at the studio. Let's all give him a warm welcome.
The moment Zhou Baichuan saw Yi Heng walk out from backstage, his smile froze completely.
What the hell is that bastard doing here?
Zhou Baichuan muttered, "Is it too late to quit?"
The producer shook his head. "You can't afford the penalty for breaking the contract."
With "good" professional ethics, Zhou Baichuan gritted his teeth and continued filming.
Zhou Baichuan: "I have a questionnaire here for everyone. Please fill it out, and be sure to follow your heart. I'll use your answers, traits, and pheromones to pick the person here who's the best match for each of you."
Yi Heng: "I'm not filling out a questionnaire. Boss Zhou, I want someone like you."
Zhou Baichuan: "Mr. Yi, you're an Alpha with wolf traits, and I'm a Beta with dog traits. We're obviously not compatible."
Yi Heng: "Didn't you write a program? We'll find out if we're compatible by giving it a try."
Zhou Baichuan snorted and entered their information into the computer. One minute later, the program displayed their compatibility score.
A 92% match! Everyone gasped. Yi Heng smiled, while Zhou Baichuan stared in disbelief.
Yi Heng: "Boss Zhou, looks like we're made for each other."
What the hell. This is infuriating.
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After the first episode aired, the Zhou-Yi ship shot straight to the top of the trending charts.
Zhou Baichuan was speechless. Did these fans shipping them know that Yi Heng, that bastard, had stolen his boyfriend back then?
Unwilling to give up, he opened the trending topic comments. So furious that he couldn't sleep, he registered a Weibo account that night to set the record straight.
"Hello, everyone. I'm Zhou Baichuan. I'm not a cuddly puppy. I got tested at a genetics institute a year ago, and the results showed I have Akita and Shiba Inu genes."
Twenty minutes later, Yi Heng commented:
"I've loved Akitas and Shiba Inus for years."
Weibo's servers crashed.
Theme: Say it loud when you're in love
