Burning Autumn [The Crematorium]

My next book is called The Beautiful Slacker Lies Flat and Takes His Kid on a Variety Show. Visit my author page to save it in advance. Muah!

---------This Novel's Blurb---------

On his way home from working overtime, Xie He gets into a car accident and transmigrates into a CEO romance novel. On the very first day after his transmigration, the male lead, Jin Yuyan, pins him to the bed and "bullies" him mercilessly.

So what if I'm a cannon-fodder villain? I'm going to defy fate and rewrite my destiny. I will get my revenge!

I'll sabotage the project the male lead is in charge of!

I'll put immense pressure on the male lead's boss!

Before long, Xie He has wrecked every business venture of the male lead, who has a golden finger.

But as he basks in his triumph, he has no idea that a pair of eyes have been quietly watching him from behind.

The city of C is caught in a storm of intrigue, with several families vying for power. The Xie family is gradually declining, becoming a juicy target in everyone's eyes.

Jin Yuyan watches as Xie He reaches the end of his rope, then personally visits him with a contract already prepared.

Jin Yuyan: "Xie He, marry me. I'll take care of everything else."

Xie He rolls his eyes: "Come on, are we even close?"

Jin Yuyan: "We're close enough to have been intimate, aren't we?"

Xie He freezes, then grits his teeth and agrees. He tells himself that as long as the green hills remain, there will be no shortage of firewood. He must endure this humiliation to defy fate and rewrite his destiny.

But he never imagined that six months later, his belly would start to swell.

"Is this the price of defying fate and rewriting my destiny?"

*Features a groveling arc, a bittersweet romance, and a short length of around 250,000 characters.

-----Upcoming Novel: The Beautiful Slacker Lies Flat and Takes His Kid on a Variety Show-----

Lu Ran spent ten years in show business, becoming famous across the country, only to die young from exhaustion.

He never expected to transmigrate into a book and become a C-list celebrity in a novel, with ambitions of becoming a top-tier star.

He's tired. He wants to lie flat.

Lu Ran happily gives up, deciding to retire early.

*

A few years later, the broke, laid-back beauty quietly returns to the spotlight, now with a chubby little kid by his side.

The beauty tells the kid, "Son, from now on, you'll have to work hard to earn your own formula money."

The kid asks, "Can I have an extra bottle of milk at night?"

The beauty pokes the kid's round belly.

The kid says sadly, "Okay."

During the variety show's filming, the dynamic between the beauty and his chubby kid is downright bizarre.

The other guests are busy running around and working hard to look after their kids, while the beauty is always lying around like a lazy fish on camera.

The other kids sit neatly in a row at the dining table, while the chubby kid holds his bowl and "begs for food" on the street.

"Handsome uncle, pretty auntie, could you give Dou Dou a bowl of food?"

The next second, the beauty grabs the begging chubby kid by the scruff of his neck and drags him back.

*

One day, the president of Xingyao Entertainment opens his company's variety show and spots a miniature version of himself "begging for food" on the street.

The president is baffled. "Did my hale-and-hearty parents secretly have another son behind my back? Why is he begging for food?"

Suddenly, a beautiful man appears on screen.

The president instantly bursts into tears. "So it's my long-lost wife and child!"

One day, after becoming a huge hit and choosing to lie flat at home, the beauty is visited by a strange man.

The president gets straight to the point: "Wife, long time no see."

The beauty frowns. "Who are you?"

The president says, "I'm the president of Xingyao Entertainment, "

Before he can finish, the beauty slams the door in his face and grumbles, "What kind of shoddy new pig-butchering scam is this?"

Theme: Keep loving life even when faced with setbacks.