Journey to the West: I'm Just That Kind of Holy Monk

[Posted 2022.11.22, screenshot saved as proof]

My Dharma name is Xuanzang.

My background is a little unusual, and my identity is a tiny bit noble. But in the end, I’m just an ordinary sutra-chanting monk.

Oh, right, I might not be so ordinary after all. I heard that eating my flesh can make you live forever... Mm!

Wukong quickly covered Tang Seng’s mouth and asked in a low voice, “How many people heard that?”

Wujing shut his eyes, unable to bear the sight.

White Dragon Horse: ...Looks like everyone under heaven heard it...

Bajie: ...Master, put your hand on your conscience and tell us, did we offend you in a past life or something?

Tang Seng slowly typed a question mark. No, I was just telling the truth. Monks do not lie.

Theme: People should be honest with one another.