[Investiture of the Gods] This Is Just the Kind of Nezha I Am

[Exclusive to Jinjiang, updated daily at 9:00. Reading notes below] [Coming soon: Ancestors as My Interview Guests, no CP] When sworn enemies meet, chaos is sure to follow. Ever since Nezha and Ao Bing crossed paths, the Xiqi camp has known no peace, and countless people have been caught in the crossfire. First, Nezha and Ao Bing got so wrapped up in their bickering that they fell right in the middle of a banquet, crushing Huang Tianhua into a one-armed hero. Then, they got into a fight in the street and both tumbled into the river. Princess Longji and her people spent until noon fishing them out. Xiqi's reputation for unity and camaraderie was never the same again. At his wit's end, Jiang Ziya forced the two to make peace by binding them together. At first, the two parties involved: Uncle-Master (Chancellor), you can't force a melon to be sweet! Later, the two parties involved: That stinking loach (the Demon King of Chaos) isn't so bad, I guess. Finally, the two parties involved: It's delicious! Uncle-Master (Chancellor), you truly have a keen eye. Turns out forced melons can be sweet. Coming Soon: Ancestors as My Interview Guests An accident binds Song Zha to a livestream interview System, turning him into a history content creator. Every livestream randomly brings in emperors and ministers from the dynasty being discussed. As the guests multiply, each broadcast heads toward an increasingly bizarre conclusion. For example, when Qin Shi Huang brings up the Lu Lu sword, he swings it at his unfilial son Hu Hai, while the elegant Prince Fusu kindly gives his younger brother a couple of slaps. Or when Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of Han, unlocks the title of Founding Father of the Fake Bathroom Break, Empress Dowager Lu unlocks the title of Master of Human Dissection, and Emperor Wu of Han unlocks the title of Scumbag... And then there's Li Longji, who gets beaten up by generations of his ancestors and has his Long-Yu CP debunked by Yang Guifei. His image is shattered beyond repair. The comments all praise Song Zha for hiring such great actors. Song Zha can only laugh awkwardly and wipe away his sweat, thinking: Those aren't actors. They're ancestors none of us can afford to offend. Thanks to the enthusiastic performances of royal family members from every dynasty, Song Zha becomes the most popular content creator. At the award ceremony, Song Zha leaves everyone with a classic line: "Behind every successful content creator is a group of men and women with all kinds of stories." [Reading Notes] [CP: Nezha x Ao Bing. This is part of a mythology mash-up series.] [Li Jing and his wife are portrayed as the traditional strict father and gentle mother. Nezha and Ao Bing have no blood feud, but they do bicker like kids, so they may be a little out of character.] [The appearances, plot, and relationships of some Investiture of the Gods characters have been rearranged and reordered.] [This story includes poems and vocabulary that do not belong to the Shang dynasty.] [The manuscript is in progress. I rarely read comments. Please report extreme comments, except those meant for discussion. Keep the comments civil, for everyone's sake.] [Blurb dated 2022.8.5. Screenshot kept as proof.] [This story's premise has been revised. Check that the story in your bookmarks is still the one you saved. If not, remember to remove it.] Theme: Be confident and keep moving forward.