Yue Bai was a veteran devoted male supporting character at the transmigration bureau, assigned to the Jinjiang server year after year. He conscientiously followed the rules of chastity, saving himself for the protagonist and remaining a virgin for life. That was the bare minimum.
Until one day, Yue Bai, a Jinjiang supporting character, accidentally transmigrated into a certain novel where the shou was constantly pursued by several gongs. He became the shou who was ravished day and night, in every place and in every way imaginable.
Yue Bai: [System, am I supposed to follow the original story?]
System, aghast: [NO, NO, NO! Wrong, wrong! The plot of that site is subject to Jinjiang's censorship, Host! (Highlighted in red and bold.) You have to make sure the content is compliant. Anything below the neck being censored into a block of asterisks doesn't count toward our performance metrics!]
Yue Bai: [...]
System: [No multiple love interests, no threesomes! Platonic romance, and a perfect one-on-one happy ending!]
System: [Our goal is to bring Jinjiang's signature style to a novel where everyone wants the shou, bring out Jinjiang's voice, and maintain Jinjiang's strictest censorship standards!]
Yue Bai: [Got it.]
So on the subway, in the hospital, on campus, in the woods, on the street, and anywhere else there were other men, Yue Bai stayed on his guard and swore to protect his chastity with his life.
Step-mothers, incest, teacher-student relationships, and all the rest were strictly off-limits!
Yue Bai felt like this was even more exhausting than taking a blade for the protagonist and raising his child.
It was time to pick the one true gong, hurry up and achieve perfect love, and reach the peak of life.
System: [Choosing a gong is a serious business. Anyone who wants to get up to all kinds of mischief and constantly make us censor things is out.]
The man and the System spent the whole night flipping through the book, finally finding a wheelchair user who barely appeared anywhere.
The former head of the Qu family was probably the only named character in the whole book who'd never had a dirty thought about the protagonist shou. Maybe his body just didn't work.
Yue Bai: [Good. I'll take him.]
Wheelchair + sexless: that's very Jinjiang.
But before long, the System stared at a whole screen of asterisks that didn't count toward performance metrics, completely dumbfounded.
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Upcoming novel: The Kindergarten Heartthrob Likes Me
Luo Chi was reborn, returning to the age of four. He carried a little schoolbag as he enrolled at Glorious Kindergarten and met that sharp-tongued, secretly soft-hearted little Jiang Chen all over again.
Jiang Chen kept a stern face and beat up an older student on his very first day, earning the title of kindergarten bully.
Cute as a doll but untouchable, he became the boy none of the children at kindergarten could (wouldn't dare) approach.
Luo Chi, wanting to look after an old friend and longtime neighbor, asked him, "Jiang Chen, want to be friends with me?"
Jiang, actual kindergarten bully, Chen: "Hmph."
Luo Chi: Smiles: :)
The four-year-old bully probably didn't know about the law of the real deal yet!
Later, the kindergarten children had to hold hands when they lined up to leave.
Standing at the end of the line, facing each other in pairs, the kindergarten bully Jiang was a little nervous. He shakily reached out his hand and, chin held high, grunted, "Luo Chi, aren't you going to hold my hand?"
Luo Chi: "If you don't want to, that's fine. I won't make you."
Jiang Chen said quietly, "I... I do."
Later, the two became practically inseparable.
Luo Chi felt sorry that the kindergarten bully had never played house, even at his age, so when the other kids invited him to join, Luo Chi dragged him along too.
Jiang Chen: "You be the mom, and I'll be the dad, okay?"
Luo Chi saw nothing wrong with that and chirped, "Sure!"
Then he watched the kindergarten bully stand stiffly a few steps away, pretend to open the door, and say with a straight face, "Honey, I'm home."
Easygoing, gentle shou x sharp-tongued, shameless kindergarten bully gong
A sweet, heartwarming story!
I once loved you silently, without a word or hope. (Pushkin)
And now, thankfully, you've come back.
Reader's Guide:
1. Everyone is drawn to the protagonist, but apart from the official gong, they're all just cannon fodder.
2. No threesomes, no multiple love interests. It's one-on-one from beginning to end. The CP is Qu Yanxing.
3. The story is completely wholesome, with no explicit content at all. (Eyes wide open.)
4. More details if I think of any.
Theme: Strive at work, and enjoy life as you strive.
People are numb. I have been updating every few days since mid-March, and it is now April 28th. Author, have you counted how many chapters you updated in April? A total of 8 chapters were updated in 28 days. If there is any serious illness or some problem in school work that causes you to stop updating for so many days, please state clearly how long you need to take a break, rather than "I have been feeling unwell recently and I need to take a break for a day or two" and then stop updating for more than ten days. My patience is limited. If you don't want to go any further, please let me know. I don't like being hung up. I bought this book and read it chapter by chapter. If I want to comment, I can comment. If I don't like to criticize directly, I will criticize it back.
It's been six days since the update. Are you going to run away? I didn't see your request for leave. I don't know what it was, but I didn't see you saying that you will take a week if you ask for leave. If you run away, please lock the book and return the coins to me.
All the articles I read are about asking for leave.
Can you lock me up and return the coins to me? If I cheated, I cheated. I swallowed a bunch of people's coins and didn't say hello. I cheated? Is there only one dog left in the author's family tree?
I just said that I feel like I read less and less updates every day. It turns out that this book has been discontinued for such a long time. I just realized that it has been half a month and there are still no updates? Can you give me my money back if I don't update? I'll buy something else. If you want to update, please leave a request for leave and I will wait for a while.
What's the situation? Will there be any updates?! If you don't update, don't ask for leave, if you don't update, V will be refunded. Thank you.
Even if all the serials I follow are discontinued, it's my fate. I understand.
The author's updates are very painful for those who follow them... It's another day without updates... I can even feel the pain of the author's coding...
Can you update it? I'm so stupid. If you want to deceive the article, don't make money. I'm serious.
That's it. I forgot to read this.