Underworld Real Estate: A Glorious Launch

[I'm stuck on the story, so updates are irregular. Please let it build up for a while. Bow~]

Quan Qin is unlucky by nature. Losing his soul and running into ghosts are everyday occurrences, yet he doesn't know a single spell. To make matters worse, ugly ghosts make him nauseous, and when he gets scared, he has a bad habit of punching them.

To avoid paranormal trouble and escape inheriting his family's incense shop, he throws himself into the glorious real estate industry, working 996 every day, earning perfect-attendance bonuses month after month, exhausting himself and outworking everyone else.

But the real estate business in the living world is tough, and clients are a real pain. After plenty of twists and turns, Quan Qin, his face deathly pale, manages to bluff his way into a job with a ghost boss and starts developing the vast lands of the underworld.

Underworld properties are wonderful: nestled between mountains and water, in a prime location. The property management staff work three shifts around the clock, so residents can live with peace of mind!

Quan Qin does business in the underworld but earns money in the living world. Dressed in a suit and accompanied by his boss, he often mingles with a crowd of masters with an ethereal air, weaving among ghosts and passionately pitching floor plans and home-buying plans.

Quan Qin: "Buy early, pay less, and don't rely on your parents."

The masters: "How did this guy get in here? He's obviously no real ghostbuster!"

Potential clients: "Who recommended him? Why is this guy selling houses? Get out!"

Why won't anyone appreciate a good deal?

With utter sincerity, Quan Qin raises his arms and shouts: "Property rights last 300 years, with three generations living together in one happy home! All our security guards have permanent government jobs, so you can live without worries or ghosts complaining~ No ghosts complaining!"

With no homes in the underworld and tears in their eyes, the clients, having all received dream visits from their ancestors, approach with flushed faces and ask, "How much is a square meter? Are there purchase restrictions?"

#Underworld real estate, grand opening!

Tonight's special prices are on fire!#

Build the biggest real estate empire in the underworld, and become the most outstanding entrepreneur of the future!

Our service motto: Happy homeowners living in great homes. When there's trouble, we'll shoulder it all!

CP: Feng Li, a dog of a client and boss who thinks he's the protagonist's ancestor, but is actually great at convincing himself of things.

He likes beautiful people = he likes me, he's madly in love with me, he can't live without me. Tsk, tsk, tsk~

Upcoming story: When a Jinjiang Male Supporting Character Transmigrates into a Hualian H-Story's Total Bottom

Blurb:

Yue Bai is a veteran devoted male supporting character at the transmigration bureau, working in the Jinjiang server. He diligently follows the rules of male chastity and guards his body for the protagonist, staying a virgin for life. That's basic procedure.

Then one day, Yue Bai, a Jinjiang male supporting character, accidentally transmigrates into a Hualian total-bottom H-story and becomes the bottom who gets ravished day and night by all kinds of tops, in all kinds of places, and in all kinds of ways.

Yue Bai: [System, should I follow the original story?]

The System panics: [NONONO! This is a mix-up! Hualian's plot and Jinjiang's censorship, Host (highlighted in bold red)! You have to make sure the content is acceptable. A screen full of blanks from the neck down doesn't count toward your performance!]

Yue Bai: [...]

System: [No harems, no multiple partners. It's a platonic romance that ends in a perfect 1v1!]

System: [Our goal is to bring Jinjiang's signature style to Hualian, bring out the Jinjiang flavor, and enforce Jinjiang's strictest censorship!]

Yue Bai: [Got it.]

So on the subway, in the hospital, on campus, in the woods, on the street, and anywhere else there are other men, Yue Bai is constantly on guard, swearing to protect his chastity to the death.

Stepmothers, incest, teacher-student relationships, blanks... None of that is allowed!

Yue Bai feels that this is more exhausting than taking a knife for the protagonist and raising his kid.

Looks like it's time to pick the one top for the 1v1 romance, reach the perfect ending, and make it to the top of life.

System: [Choosing a top is important too. Someone who likes doing all sorts of things and is always thinking about blanks won't do.]

The man and the System pore over the book all night and finally dig up a cripple with pitifully few appearances.

The former head of the Qu family is probably the only character in the entire book who has a name but has never had any dirty thoughts about the protagonist bottom. Maybe he's simply not physically capable.

Yue Bai: [Great, him it is.]

A wheelchair and a cold attitude toward sex. This is very Jinjiang.

But before long, the System stares blankly at a screen full of neat rows of blanks.

Theme: Home is wherever your heart is at peace.