Playing Scientific Tennis with Breathing Techniques

[I'm slowly fixing typos. The reader's guide is below the blurb, so please read it first. This is my first time writing a story. Thank you all for liking it! The most important thing is having fun, no matter what. (cat making a heart with its paws.jpg) Currently serialized: Will Senior Tian Gong Play Tennis Today? No, He's Picking People Up Coming soon: The Priest of Rikkai The Former Navy Admiral's Incoherent Sense of Justice In the Name of Rikkai's Tyrant Yunyan Ritsu of the Demon Slayer Corps calmly accepted death in the final battle. He fell before dawn, but woke up at a crime scene. A mustachioed man pointed at him and declared with absolute certainty, "You're the culprit! The guy with the sword!" Yunyan Ritsu: ??? Excuse me, I only slay demons. I don't kill people! * His undercover identity was accidentally exposed. To protect his family and friends, Scotland slowly raised his gun. A flash of white light, and the gun was sliced in half. Scotland: !!! Where's my gun? Yunyan Ritsu: Save everyone in the world, slay the most evil demons! Those people in black are demons! Scotland: ??? You're right. [nods.jpg] * The bomb, which had stopped, started ticking again. Hagiwara had already prepared himself to make the ultimate sacrifice. Just as he was about to close his eyes, a flash of white light appeared once more. Yunyan Ritsu stood there with his Nichirin Blade, looking indignant. "I'll cut it, I'll cut it, I'll cut it again! None of you are allowed to die!" Hagiwara nodded, stunned. "...Uh... okay." * Ever since Yunyan Ritsu joined Rikkai, other schools started calling Rikkai's tennis club "supernatural." The reason was simple: rival schools' spies kept hearing strange voices from the tennis club, things like "Evil spirits, be gone... Cloud Breathing, I'll cut..." The regulars insisted, "It's all slander!!!" But determined to solve the mystery, the regulars began investigating where the voices were coming from. It turned out Yunyan Ritsu had secretly taken a racket to practice Cloud Breathing?! He held a bamboo sword and swung it down in front of his chest, chanting, "Cloud Breathing, Eleventh Form: I'll cut it, I'll cut it, I'll cut it again..." Rikkai's regulars: ??? Yunyan Ritsu: Don't worry about it. The Eleventh Form is just me cutting, cutting, and cutting again. * After the Black Organization was shut down by the Public Security Police and the detectives working together, Yunyan Ritsu went on to win the national championship three years in a row with the tennis club. Standing on the awards podium, he gave his speech: "A detective who doesn't want to play tennis isn't a good Pillar. The terrifying power of supernatural tennis is beyond belief. Kibutsuji Muzan, this is just what you need." Everyone in the audience: ??? Everyone from the Demon Slayer Corps watching on TV: ??? Aren't we good Pillars?! #Reader's Guide# * The police academy group will survive. The timeline is completely different from the original!!] * The Detective Conan plot won't feature much. The main focus is tennis!!] * Yukimura won't get sick here!! Rikkai will win the national championship three years running!!] * If anything makes you uncomfortable, stop reading in time!!] * I don't care for Seigaku or Fudomine, and I'll portray them negatively. The OOC is severe!! Extremely severe!!] * Everyone has different opinions. My story only reflects mine, so please don't attack me if you dislike it!!] * The most important thing is to enjoy reading. Don't nitpick, because I made everything up!!!!!!] * My headcanons are endless, so please don't yell at me. (penguin bowing.jpg)] -- (The following is an upcoming story. If you don't mind, please add it to your favorites.) Spy Ping-Ponging Across the Grand Line Blurb: Furisu Forger, codename "Dawn." She came to the world of One Piece because of an unexpected mission. To survive, she went back to her old line of work: espionage. She studied under her older brother "Twilight" and became an excellent spy. Her brother found himself a daughter, so she picked up a child. Her brother found himself a wife, so she picked up a husband. She started catching pirates and became the youngest Navy rear admiral. * The World Government trusted her and sent her to spy on Whitebeard, hoping to steal his intelligence. She failed to get the intelligence, but Furisu became Whitebeard's daughter instead. She said, "Dad, a father's love is as steadfast as a mountain!" * Furisu brought back false intelligence, drove off Blackbeard, and saved Thatch. She said, "A good spy knows how to get along with both sides." * Furisu ran into Donquixote Doflamingo in the Sabaody Archipelago and became the Donquixote family's Heart. She said, "Don't worry about it. I'm the best spy there is." Switching effortlessly between her many identities, she moved freely through the territories of the Four Emperors. She said, "I'm so good that being a spy just isn't enough for me anymore." * She never expected her child to be captured. To keep her family together, Furisu wreaked havoc at Marineford. But then her red-haired husband showed up at the last minute. He was actually able to stop the entire Navy! Furisu was furious. "You lied to me! You're the spy!!!" She said, "I'm not the Furisu I used to be. I have turned to the dark side!" Reader's Guide: [Save the Whitebeard Pirates!!] [Enjoy the story, and don't nitpick too much. Most of it is made up!!] [One Piece is real!!] Theme: Everyone has a beautiful future ahead.