I Opened a Traditional Chinese Medicine Clinic in the Interstellar Era

[Main story complete! A silly story with logic buried six feet under. If it makes you happy, that's more than enough!]

Please add my upcoming novel, "Flying to You Today," to your reading list!

Chi Yue is reborn as a medical student at the Interstellar Galaxy Military Academy.

The original owner came from a remote planet and was desperately poor, spending all her time working part-time jobs. You could figure out how many students were in the entire medical department just by looking at her class ranking.

Her noble fiancé also broke off their engagement.

Chi Yue promptly returned to her old line of work.

A student was so stressed during exam week that they couldn't sleep all night and were losing hair like crazy. The school doctor whipped out a meter-long chainsaw with a clatter. "Don't worry, student. We'll just cut your head off and replace it with a new one."

Chi Yue: ...There's really no need!

It was just hair loss caused by insomnia. Chi Yue came up with a prescription for Eight Treasures Decoction in seconds, then inserted a few silver needles. That very night, a once-in-a-century thunderstorm hit, and the student slept like a log.

The student unfurled a banner: "I, Xin Zi, swear to give up pig brain soup if it brings Dr. Chi a fortune."

A beautiful young noblewoman had grown a tumor on her neck, and it looked terrifying. The count had traveled across several planets and spent 17,800,000,000 star coins, but she still hadn't been cured.

Chi Yue trembled as she counted the zeros. "I wouldn't even spend that much playing Dou Dizhu!"

She gave the patient a bowl of blemish-clearing soup along with medicinal honey-roasted chestnut chicken. In less than half a month, the patient's neck was slender and fair again, and she was completely cured.

Chi Yue held out her hand. "Hello. The registration fee is 5 star coins, and the medicine costs 195, for a total of 200 star coins. Your medical insurance card can cover it."

The count: "Doctor, I'll pay you 2,000,000 star coins to be my family's private chef!"

The insect race invaded and spread insect poison far and wide. Half a star system was infected, leaving everyone with stuffy noses, headaches, and swollen throats.

The officials of every planet were horrified and searched everywhere for famous doctors.

Among the crowd of old men, Chi Yue stood out. "You'll be feeling better in seven days."

Sure enough, seven days later most people had milder symptoms, and the insect poison had weakened considerably.

The famous doctors came to her door in alarm, begging for advice.

Chi Yue looked troubled. "How should I put it? Back on my planet, we just call this a cold..."

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Chu Luan knew his mother had arranged an engagement for him when he was a child. Having spent years at war, he wasn't interested, so he called it off.

One day, he passed the school clinic and heard a voice in his head: Man, come see me for a checkup. I know you're playing hard to get!

The next day, as Chu Luan passed by again, the voice rang out: Not coming? Man, you're playing with fire!

The major general turned around abruptly. A girl was calmly gazing up at the sky.

On the third day, Chu Luan walked straight into the school clinic in his military uniform.

Chi Yue calmly took his pulse, while inwardly exclaiming: You're dressed so provocatively. I really want to pin you down and have my way with you!

Chu Luan, the cold and ruthless major general ranked first by a mile in the Galaxy Military Academy's combat rankings, blushed suspiciously.

This is a fictional interstellar setting, with a mountain of original worldbuilding. All prescriptions and treatments come from relevant books and fictional additions, so please don't apply them to real life. The logic is pretty bad, so if you care a lot about logic, this story may leave you speechless.

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Upcoming novel blurb 1: "Flying to You Today"

At the New Year's Eve party, candles lit up the pitch-black classroom as a group of people gathered to play Truth or Dare.

"The King card went to Xu Qian! Hurry up, truth or dare?"

Xu Qian's beautiful profile looked radiant in the candlelight. She pressed her lips together and smiled. "I'll take truth."

Someone immediately cut in with a question, deliberately putting her on the spot. "Then tell us, Miss Xu, who do you like?"

The whole room erupted in an uproar, and everyone turned as one to look at the person nearby.

Sheng Xuan sat in the brightest patch of candlelight, with handsome features and a cold, fierce air in every movement.

He raised an eyebrow with a smile but said nothing.

Xu Qian tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear and smiled, bright and composed. "Oh, stop it, you guys!"

Pu Xu stood up from the shadowy corner and left through the back door. No one had noticed her from beginning to end.

The classroom was full of laughter and chatter. Only she knew that while everyone was teasing Miss Xu, she was wearing that person's school jacket.

Footsteps sounded behind her. A pair of hands pushed her into the abandoned classroom next door.

The class was calling his name, but in the empty room, Sheng Xuan backed her into a corner.

"Then tell me, Pu Xu. Who do you like?"

he said.

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A girl had just moved to Wutong Town. She always kept her head bowed, as if she wanted to sink into the dirt, but when her skirt fluttered, she was like a white magnolia blooming high in a tree.

His rowdy friends clicked their tongues in amazement. "She's way too well-behaved. She's not one of us. She's a whole galaxy away!"

"A galaxy?" Sheng Xuan stubbed out his cigarette and said coldly, "That's a damn impassable chasm."

His rowdy friends grinned like they were begging to be punched.

Only later did Sheng Xuan realize that even if an impassable chasm lay between them, he could flatten it all for her.

"When I fall, there's a cliff below me. When you fall, there's a soft bed."

Sheng Xuan looked up at her. "No. When you fall, I'll be underneath you."

I want to be a tuft of fluff drifting through the sky, but for you, I'm willing to fall and stay.

Today, I fly to you.

--Pu Xu

A socially anxious, sensitive heroine x a hero who knows how to handle fellow introverts

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Upcoming novel blurb 2: "How I Reached the Top Through Simulation Management"

A feel-good, fast-paced simulation-management quick transmigration novel

The worlds include, but aren't limited to:

1. My Years as a Vocational School Principal: How to turn a rundown vocational school into a Fortune Global 500 school? Easy: five years of high school entrance exam prep, three years of college entrance exam prep, and a happy education system.

2. From the Start, a Run-Down Taoist Temple: After I was blacklisted by the entire entertainment industry, I went home and inherited a run-down Taoist temple. Then I got rich and famous.

3. My Years as a Trainee: How to go from a background trainee to making a comeback and debuting in the center? I'm the top-tier star myself.

4. From the Start, a Bottom-Tier Sect: I woke up as the leader of some bottom-tier sect. My disciples keep turning evil, the whole sect can't scrape together a decent sword, and my cave dwelling leaks like crazy. I've lost all face in the cultivation world. No need to panic. Let's see how I build the sect up step by step and become the greatest sect leader in the cultivation world!

5. From the Start, a Roadside Stall: After traveling back to the 1980s, I became the richest person in the food business, with a husband from a research institute on one side and two brilliant kids on the other.

6. Survival in the Doomsday Wasteland: My roommate told me the apocalypse had arrived and we were trapped in our dorm. They could only send me, the weakling, to guard the place. I told them not to worry and let me put on my shoes first. Fighting zombies, fleeing across the wasteland, stockpiling supplies, and building a squad, I worked my way up to become a leader in the apocalypse.

7. ...

(To be added)

Now, let's talk about my recurring love interests:

1. The refined scoundrel, a two-faced student council president

2. The cocky, max-level master of the occult

3. The scheming celebrity mentor, full of dirty tricks

4. The proud, aloof eldest disciple my sect leader is most proud of. He swears he'll never turn evil, then falls to the dark side faster than anyone.

5. A closer look at my coolheaded, dependable husband from the research institute

6. The ruthless, quiet human weapon of a senior

7. ...

Important:

1. The plot comes first, romance is secondary. A feel-good simulation-management novel with an upgrade progression.

2. The main story uses standard third-person narration.

3. The worlds may be revised or expanded.

Theme: Carrying on Chinese traditions