[My new novel, How to Drive a Lovelorn Demon Lord Crazy, is now available. Please add it to your collection ^_^]
Yuanshi: There was once a sincere love right in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. After she went to the Jie Sect to become a disciple, I regretted it so much I nearly tore my guts out. It was just taking on a female disciple. Why couldn't I have said yes?
Because I wanted her to become the future sect leader's wife, while all she wanted was to be my little disciple.
Cue laughing and crying!
Xiao Jin is a koi fish. After three thousand years of cultivation, she finally took human form. The only problems are her weak magic and poor memory: she can only remember people and events from the past three days.
One day, the fox demon sister who had taken her down the mountain suddenly cried out in alarm, “Xiao Jin, your husband is here for you! Hurry up and hug him. Don't let go, no matter what, or he'll get really scary when he's angry!”
Xiao Jin looked up and saw a white-robed immortal approaching in the distance. Blood dripped from the long sword in his hand, and the murderous aura around him was terrifying.
Was this really her husband? Wasn't he more likely here to slay demons?
Xiao Jin looked at his white hair and thought he seemed vaguely familiar. He might really be her husband, so she excitedly ran over and clung to the white-robed immortal's waist.
“I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My memory is terrible, so please don't be angry with me, husband.”
The sword in Yuanshi's hand clattered to the ground. His eyes suddenly grew deep and bright.
After only a few days apart, the little koi had finally figured out how he felt. He was so relieved. She was finally catching on.
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The Matchmaker had been very worried lately. Three thousand years ago, he had accidentally dropped a red thread, and it had somehow tied Yuanshi Tianzun to a newborn little koi.
Help! Everyone knew that Yuanshi Tianzun hated creatures born from moisture and eggs, with scales, fur, horns, or feathers. The Matchmaker could already foresee the terrible fate awaiting him when the truth came out.
So, while the little koi had yet to take human form, the Matchmaker found a chance to steal her away. He couldn't let the Celestial Venerable really start dating a fish. The Celestial Venerable would chop him into eight pieces.
Later, the Celestial Venerable, heartbroken over his lost love, smashed the Heavenly Court, struck down the Underworld, and searched every inch of the mortal world for his little koi.
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A silly, sweet comedy. I'm giving humor a try.
The heroine is naturally mischievous and naturally flirtatious, with the luck of a koi and a built-in rebound ability. Anyone who treats her well will have one lucky break after another, while those who harbor ill will toward her might even choke on a sip of water.
Also known as: The Whole Heavenly Court Watches Yuanshi's Wife-Chasing Redemption Arc; The Little Koi with an Eight-Second Memory Keeps Mistaking Her Dao Partner; The Celestial Venerable Will Beat You Up for Writing Trashy Romance; After His Old Flame Rekindles, Yuanshi Tianzun Dotes on His Wife Every Day
Content warnings: 1. An immortal fantasy novel dressed in the trappings of Investiture of the Gods. It playfully parodies the original. Read for fun, and please don't take it too seriously.
2. The heroine is adorable, adorably clueless, and adorably lovable: a cute, beloved, soft-hearted girl.
Coming next: The Spoiled Little Drama Queen Marries a Darkened Yang Jian
On their wedding night, Yang Jian gazes at the moon, as usual thinking of Chang'e.
After Cunxin lifts her veil, she heads to the back courtyard to catch up with her exes, numbers one through three.
You have your white moonlight, and I have my exes, numbers one through three.
These days, who gets married without a few past relationships?
You have mooncakes from your white moonlight. I have sunflowers, dragon scales, and a flood dragon hide skirt from my exes.
You have Xiaotian Dog, and I have a lucky cat. You have a whole crowd of friends' sisters, while I have confidantes everywhere. Once I stopped loving you, I was free as a bird.
A Bao Qian fanfic. Yang Jian goes through a wife-chasing redemption arc.
After being reborn, Cunxin makes Yang Jian furious every day in this sweet little story, even giving the Heavenly Court a verbal thrashing.
Also known as: The Dragon Girl Only Wants to Be a Player; That Coldhearted God of War Keeps Trying to Force Me into Love; I Set Yang Jian Up with Someone and He Kept Me in Bed for Three Days
Premise: What goes around comes around.
This Demon Lord Is a Little Sweet
Getting Pregnant by Five Revered Lords at Once
The Time-Management Master of Explicit Fiction Gets Exposed
The Demon Ancestor Is Back to Steal the Dao Lord's Wife
After a Flash Marriage to a Scheming CEO
Even the Zombie Queen Has to Fall in Love, Right?
The Salty Little Princess of the Qing Dynasty [Dream of the Red Chamber]
After the Spoiled Drama Queen Married a Darkened Yang Jian
The Wildflower of the Primordial World
My First Emperor Father Insists I Unite the Realm
After Getting Pregnant, I Dumped Tongtian
A Bystander's Guide to Finding Loopholes in a Restricted Novel
Emperor Ziwei is a bit innocent. I hope he has a better ending or finds someone he loves.
I don't know why, but when I saw this, I only had one thought, and Yuan Shi's strength dropped all of a sudden.
Why do I feel like everyone else except Ran Deng has been forcibly enlightened?
Yuanshi, you are too independent! Not everyone can be at your mercy! What do you think of Xiaojin? Doll? Piece? Pet?
Alas, I feel Ziwei is more suitable for the heroine
Your fish was just married to someone else by you!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha
It's too late, it's too late, the crematorium will pick you up
Other pre-collection recommendations in the column: "The Little Salted Fish Princess [Red Mansion]", "I Dominated the Ancient World after Daozu's Crematorium", "The Blackened Senior Sister Was Reborn and Ruined" are all sweet and refreshing sand sculptures^_^.
Isn't this, no one can calculate, isn't it said that the saint's soul relies on the way of heaven to calculate very accurately in general, even if you don't have the ability of a saint, but when you encounter something, you should not calculate it first, no matter whether you can calculate it or not, really forget it all, even Yuanshi Tianzun can't calculate...??!
Make a blind guess, the heroine is a tool used to achieve certain goals