After I Was Forced to Play the Scum's Role

Scenario One: [ABO Pregnancy] Money-Obsessed Top x Younger Brother-in-Law Bottom

To get in with the Xu family, Wu Yunzhixian pretended to date Xu Ying, the Xu family's illegitimate son. In private, however, he secretly started seeing Xu Ying's paternal half-brother, then dumped Xu Ying without a second thought.

But on the day Wu Yunzhixian and Xu Ying's brother were supposed to get engaged, news of Wu Yunzhixian's past relationship with Xu Ying suddenly came out, right in front of all their relatives and friends. Wu Yunzhixian's gold-digging nature was exposed soon after, causing an uproar...

Scenario Two: Master Top x Snake-Demon Bottom

During a trip down the mountain, the immortal Venerable Wu Yunzhixian unexpectedly rescued Xu Ying, a young snake demon who had just taken human form. From then on, the little snake demon clung to Wu Yunzhixian wherever he went, almost becoming an obsession he couldn't shake. At the same time, Wu Yunzhixian discovered that his merciless path had reached a bottleneck. All he had to do was kill Xu Ying, and he could shatter the void and ascend to immortality. So one night, he went to Xu Ying's bedside and raised the demon-slaying sword in his hand...

Other worlds to be decided...

1. Fake scumbag top x genuinely devoted bottom

2. They dote on each other.

3. The protagonists do nothing that crosses moral or ethical boundaries.

4. I've changed the premise, sorry! Once the story is under contract, I'll hold a giveaway to make it up to all you lovely, kind-hearted readers.

---------Coming soon: Stop It, Don't Fight Anymore---------

Yun Sa lost his parents when he was young and possessed extraordinary talent. At eighteen, he successfully climbed the Stairway to Immortality, becoming someone no one in the cultivation world could hope to match. Ten years later, he suffered cultivation deviation and fell to the demonic path, becoming a target of everyone's hatred.

But whether he stood at the summit, looking down on everyone, or fell into the depths and struggled to break through his bottleneck, Yun Sa gritted his teeth and never forgot where his Dao heart pointed:

He would become an immortal, the only person in five hundred years to successfully ascend.

Two hundred years later, the nine lightning tribulations of ascension finally struck. Yun Sa at last shattered the void, ascended to immortality, and took his place among the immortals.

He thought the good times had finally arrived. But before he had spent many days as a carefree wandering immortal, the Heavenly Dao came looking for him and knocked him back down to the mortal realm without a word. As it left, it coldly delivered a divine decree:

Your soul is incomplete and your worldly ties remain unresolved. You do not meet the requirements for ascension. Cultivate again.

The demoted wandering immortal Yun Sa plummeted from the clouds and landed face-first in the dirt. He also had to confront a question that made no sense to him:

Wait, what happened to my soul?!

And what worldly ties do I still have to resolve?!

Only after much puzzling did Yun Sa realize that the two pieces of his soul, unfortunately struck off by the lightning tribulation, had successfully grown physical bodies while he was in the immortal realm. One became the cultivation world's beloved white moonlight, a sect's eldest disciple, as cool as the moon. The other became the ruler of the demon realm, able to command a hundred demons to roam at night and do as he pleased.

Most importantly, although these two soul fragments came from the same source and were both formed from Yun Sa's soul, they regarded each other as mortal enemies. They had a minor fight every three days and a major one every five, turning the human world upside down and leaving it in utter chaos.

In the end, even the Heavenly Dao couldn't take it anymore. It dragged their father, Yun Sa, in to save the day, making its message clear, both directly and indirectly:

Please, sir, go deal with those two little brats of yours!

Yun Sa: "..."

He rolled up his sleeves and punched one kid after the other, beating his two arrogant sons until they fled with their heads in their hands. As he hit them, he demanded:

"Why are you fighting? Why are you fighting?!"

The eldest disciple, usually as cool as the moon, sat on the ground with tears in his eyes. The ever-arrogant demon seed's eyes were red too. They both pointed at each other and said in unison:

"He killed my dad!"

"I'll avenge my dad!"

Yun Sa: "...???"

You little brats, your dad is right here. :)

To raise these two brats properly, Yun Sa had no choice but to become an ambassador for friendly relations between the human and demon realms. He took one kid in each hand and guided them through leveling up, fighting monsters, and attaining immortality. In the end, one son became the sovereign of the divine realm, while the other became the ruler of the immortal realm. Yun Sa, meanwhile, became an existence on equal footing with the Heavenly Dao: immortal, ageless, indestructible, and worshipped for generations by the people of the human realm.

In public, his two sons were immortals. In private, they started fighting all over again because each wanted Yun Sa to retire in his own realm.

Yun Sa: "..."

Looking at the immense merit he had accumulated, equal to the Heavenly Dao's, he broke into a cold sweat. "Have I... become rich because of my sons?"

#I Became a Millionaire Thanks to My Sons#

#Promote Quality Child-Rearing, Starting with Me#

#Stop, stop! Don't fight anymore! You're not going to kill each other like this!#

1. A familiar family-and-romance story, split equally between the two.

2. Both sons are formed from the top's soul.

3. The bottom's identity is undecided.

4. They dote on each other.

Theme: A happy life can only be built with your own hands.