Stop! You Guys Need to Quit Fighting!

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Yun Sa, orphaned at a young age and exceptionally gifted, successfully climbed the Immortal Ascension Stairway at eighteen, becoming someone no one in the cultivation world could hope to catch up with. Ten years later, he went mad from cultivation and fell into demonic ways, becoming a target hated by all.

But whether he stood atop the peak looking down on everyone or fell into the depths and struggled to break through a bottleneck, Yun Sa gritted his teeth and never forgot the goal of his Daoist heart:

He would become an immortal, the only one in five hundred years to successfully ascend.

Two hundred years later, the nine tribulations of ascension finally struck him. Yun Sa shattered the void and ascended to immortality, taking his place among the immortals.

He thought his good days were finally here. But before he could enjoy even a few days as a carefree rogue immortal, the Heavenly Dao came calling and knocked him back down to the mortal realm without a word. As it left, it coldly delivered a divine decree:

Your soul is incomplete and your worldly ties remain unresolved. You do not meet the requirements for immortality. Cultivate again.

The rogue immortal Yun Sa, banished to the mortal realm once more, falls from the clouds and lands face-first in the dirt. He also has to confront a question he can't even answer himself:

Wait, where's my soul?!

And... what worldly ties do I still have to resolve?!

Later, after turning the matter over endlessly in his mind, Yun Sa discovers that the two pieces of his soul that were unfortunately blasted off by the tribulations have successfully formed physical bodies during his time in the immortal realm. One has become the cultivation world's beloved, a sect's senior disciple, as cool and pure as the moon. The other has become the master of the demon realm, able to command hundreds of demons to roam the night and do as he pleases.

Most importantly, although these two soul fragments share the same origin and were both formed from Yun Sa's soul, they regard each other as mortal enemies. They have a minor fight every three days and a major one every five, turning the whole mortal realm upside down and leaving no one in peace.

In the end, even the Heavenly Dao can't take it anymore. It drags their father, Yun Sa, in to clean up the mess, hinting plainly and otherwise:

Please, sir, get those two little brats of yours under control!

Yun Sa: "..."

He rolls up his sleeves and punches one brat after the other, beating his two arrogant sons until they flee with their arms over their heads. As he beats them, he asks:

"Why are you fighting? Why are you fighting?!"

The senior disciple, once as cool and pure as the moon, sits on the ground with tears in his eyes. The usually arrogant demon seed also has red eyes. They point at each other and speak in unison:

"He killed my dad!"

"I'll avenge my dad!"

Yun Sa: "...???"

You little brats, your dad is right here :)

After surviving this mess, he has no choice but to shoulder the important task of fostering friendship between the immortal and demon realms. He offers a finger, then a hand, and winds up beating some sense into both of them. In the end, one son becomes the Emperor of the Immortal Realm, the other becomes the Lord of the Demon Realm, and Yun Sa becomes an existence whose merit rivals the Heavenly Dao. He stays young forever and never dies, while the people of the mortal realm bow to him in thanks.

Meanwhile, his two sons act like immortals in public, but behind the scenes they fight all over again because each wants Yun Sa to retire in his own territory.

Yun Sa: "..."

Looking at his vast store of merit, equal to the Heavenly Dao's, he sweats profusely. "Have I... become rich thanks to my sons?"

#I Became a Millionaire Thanks to My Sons#

#Start with Good Parenting#

#Stop, stop, don't fight anymore, you're not going to kill each other like this#

1. A familiar story about family and love, with equal emphasis on both.

2. Both sons are formed from the gong's soul.

3. They dote on each other.

-----------Blurb for the new novel The CEO and I Look Exactly Alike--------

Lian Jiangxue is cool, aloof, decisive and capable at work. Though he is unsociable, in eight years he has won countless contracts and projects for his company.

He had been on the verge of a promotion, but all his hopes were dashed overnight when a well-connected newcomer was parachuted in and took the vice president's position from him.

Lian Jiangxue: "Ha. What a bunch of idiots. I'm out :)"

Lian Jiangxue submits his resignation and walks into the office. A man who looks eighty percent like him is sitting in the office chair in a suit, munching on an apple.

Lian Jiangxue: "Damn, I must be seeing a ghost."

The new vice president is so startled that he drops his apple. They both cry out at the same time: "Who are you?!"

The CEO is fascinated by him, while Lian Jiangxue is forced to stay and listen to him chatter.

"I didn't realize I looked so handsome with a serious face. Let me feel your face."

"Want an apple?"

"Don't work. Come on, I'll take you fishing."

"My mom bought these cherries. They're really sweet. Want one?"

Annoyed by all the chatter, Lian Jiangxue can't help snapping: "Don't you have a job?"

The other man looks aggrieved and timidly pulls back his hand. "I don't know how."

Lian Jiangxue sneers. "What are you afraid of? I'll teach you."

The other man: QvQ "I can't learn. Why don't you do it for me?"

Lian Jiangxue: "???"

At Lian Fuxue's urging, the two switch identities. Lian Jiangxue works his way up through the workplace, while Lian Fuxue uses Lian Jiangxue's identity to happily slack off right behind him.

But Lian Jiangxue has underestimated just how shameless Lian Fuxue is. The other man not only dumps a pile of work on him, but even hands over his own fiancee, with the excuse that "it's only natural for a subordinate to look after his boss's fiancee."

Lian Jiangxue: "... I think this world is getting more and more insane."

Unable to resist the new CEO's persistent coaxing, Lian Jiangxue can only grit his teeth and look after his boss's fiancee. But before long, he ends up taking her to bed.

Lian Jiangxue: "..."

Once he comes to his senses, Lian Jiangxue immediately panics and tries to run away with his boss's fiancee. But they haven't gone far before the boss, who has received the news, catches them and brings them back.

He expects to be chewed out in a furious storm, but instead Lian Fuxue takes Lian Jiangxue's hand and tearfully declares:

"I can live without a fiancee, but my company can't live without you!"

Lian Jiangxue: "?"

Theme: Foster young people's proper values and a positive attitude toward hard work.