How to Tear Up the Student Handbook

[I've figured out how to write the next part, hahaha. I'll start writing again right away.] [My synopsis and first dozen or so chapters are always terrible.] [This is a coming-of-age story. The protagonist grows, and so do I. Everyone is still a bit clueless in the first volume, so the pace is slower, and I need time to get into the swing of things. I hope you'll stick around until around Chapter 20. Thank you so much!] Welcome to Jiangxia's most famous high school, Jiangxia No. 9 High School. You will spend three years here (or perhaps longer? I don't know). No. 9 High School gathers the top students from the surrounding areas. Congratulations on becoming one of them. This is the No. 9 High School Student Handbook. Please read it carefully. Once you enter the school gates, you must follow the rules below. You are responsible for the consequences if you don't. School Rule No. 7: There is a statue of Mr. Fan Zhongyan at the school entrance. Do not try to measure its weight. Always show it respect. Shu Yang, a new student who has just entered the school, finishes reading and immediately asks, "So, Senior, how much does that statue weigh?" Su Zimo: oxygen_tank.jpg - The three basic principles of No. 9 High School: 1. A thousand-year-old academy, a hundred-year-old modern school. No. 9 High School has a long history, so it is inevitable that some unreasonable things will happen. Stay calm at all times. The rules inside the school do not apply outside, and should not apply outside. 2. Only students of this school receive a handbook. Visiting students and middle school students will not be given one. Keep your handbook safe. 3. The standard school day runs from 7:20 to 17:20. Other hours depend on your grade and personal circumstances. You must follow the No. 9 High School Student Handbook while on campus. You are responsible for the consequences of any violations. Reader's guide: 0. This book has never been called The %*//#^$ (data missing) Middle School Student Handbook. Do not trust your memory. 1. If you meet a student at No. 9 who tells you they wrote this book, do not believe them. Go straight to Xiwen Building and stay there until the next bell rings. 2. This is an infinite-flow story, with lighthearted, absurd humor and a little horror sprinkled in. There probably won't be many very scary parts. If anyone tells you this is a super scary infinite-flow story, go to the school debate team for help. They'll teach you how to snatch the definition away from them. 3. No. 9 High School is not haunted. Please do not develop strange ideas because of this story. If you see someone take out a student handbook inside No. 9, go straight to the teachers' office and tell their homeroom teacher. 4. The characters in this story are divided into the junior girls, the senior boys, and the senior girls. The senior girls are the strongest. If someone tells you that the senior girls can't clear every level perfectly every time, leave immediately and repeat: So what? The senior girls are the strongest. Theme: Study hard and keep improving