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Xu Yuanqing was a martial arts expert with a black belt. One day, he transmigrated into the body of a sickly, useless young lord with the same name: too weak to carry anything, unable to lift a finger, coughing in the slightest breeze and gasping at the slightest noise.
Xu Yuanqing, blown over by the wind: Help me up. I can punch a cow to death!
Xu Yuanqing, the sickly, useless young lord, refused to accept the title. He often dragged his coughing body around to argue with people, cursing stray dogs on the street and corrupt ministers alike, and even throwing in a punch at spoiled young aristocrats. He was utterly arrogant. Since he was of noble birth and sickly, everyone dared to be angry but not to speak up.
As a result, Young Lord Xu made countless enemies in the capital. His many foes included several assassin guilds, all waiting for someone to put a hit on him so they could make a fortune.
One day, someone came looking for him at the small courtyard where he was recuperating. Faced with the aggressive intruder, Xu Yuanqing put his fingers on his sword and came up with a desperate lie. "Xiang Changyuan, the greatest swordsman in Jiangzhou, is my lover! If you kill me, he'll never forgive you!"
The man lowered his sword, took off his mask to reveal a handsome face, and smiled. "Husband?"
Xu Yuanqing: "..."
Xiang Changyuan had been exceptionally skilled in martial arts from childhood. Not only was he handsome, he was also blessed with a strong, healthy body, making him the envy of many young noblemen in the capital.
He had spent years traveling and studying abroad. When he returned to the capital, he had yet to hear of Xu Yuanqing's reputation as a "sickly beauty" when he first heard that Young Lord Xu was undefeated throughout the capital. Admiring him, Xiang Changyuan went to pay a visit. He had barely stepped out of his room when he heard a servant cry, "The young lord is coughing up blood!"
He watched as Young Lord Xu emerged, supported by a crowd of servants, fresh blood still at the corner of his mouth. Holding a sword in both hands, he shouted at Xiang Changyuan, "Xiang Changyuan! I've got a black belt. I can punch a cow to death! Just you wait!" Then he shouted himself unconscious.
Xiang Changyuan: "!?"
I beat him at arm wrestling and made him cough up blood! What do I do? Waiting for advice online. This is urgent.
Little Scene:
Xiang Changyuan calculated that he didn't have much time left and planned to get the young lord drunk and force himself on him. But he got so drunk himself that Xu Yuanqing pinned him down, leaving him unable to move. Then he heard the young lord tugging at his clothes and coughing as he said, "Who says I'm only tough in the mouth? I'll show you I'm hard in other places, too!"
Xiang Changyuan: "..."
The sharp-tongued Young Lord Xu, the bottom, x The pure-hearted Young Hero Xiang, the top
Note:
1. One-on-one, all sweetness, nothing but sweetness.
2. Xu Yuanqing transmigrated into a book. Before transmigrating, he was a martial arts expert. He ended up in the body of a sickly invalid, and the huge adjustment was hard to accept, so he lashes out at everyone, including himself.
Sneak Peek: The Whole Three Realms Are Shipping Me and the Demon King
A book called The Runaway Pretty Immortal Master and His Lovesick Demon King appeared out of nowhere in the Three Realms. According to those in the know, the immortal master in the story was the high-born Immortal Venerable of War from the Immortal Realm, while the demon king was the gravely ill ruler of the Demon Realm.
The two, a god and a demon with no connection whatsoever, became the subject of a story that everyone in the Three Realms treated as if it were true.
One day, the Demon King was engrossed in the book, studying one of its bedroom scenes, when a high-born immortal suddenly dropped from the sky. He was none other than the story's other protagonist.
The Immortal Master, who had drunkenly wandered into the Ten Thousand Ghosts' Cave, was carried back to the Heavenly Court by the Demon King. The fictional story became reality, and the rumors grew even wilder. The only thing left was for the two of them to have a child.
The Immortal Master looked at the Demon King over the book. "If we really had a child together, what kind of species would it be?"
The Demon King: "A god-demon?"
A celestial goose serving tea overheard them, and the Three Realms erupted. Countless fairies and little demons embraced and wept, making peace with their former enemies. "The couple we ship is real!"
Version 2:
The Immortal Realm's most stubborn bachelor accidentally smashed into a cave dwelling while pursuing a wanted criminal, offending a fairy inside.
To protect the fairy's reputation, the Divine Venerable agreed to marry them.
On the wedding day, the fairy emerged in a red gown, revealing an incomparable beauty. Just as the immortals marveled at the Divine Venerable's good taste, the owner of the cave dwelling spoke up. "Hah. He can marry his own grandfather!"
The immortals were stunned. How had the fairy they'd been promised turned out to be a man?
Then rumors spread through the Immortal Realm that the fairy was not only a man, but also the retired Demon King of the Demon Realm.
Demons, devils, ghosts, monsters, and gods: Even more excited!!
Content warnings: 1. One-on-one, pure romance, mutual devotion, genuine sweetness.
2. A ten-thousand-year-old bachelor, a blockhead, and an old iron tree of a bottom x A top with admirers everywhere, a shameless flirt, and a master of sweet talk.
The Widower Imperial Tutor and the Husky Emperor
Synopsis:
Li Laiqian transmigrated into a book. The author's long hiatus caused the world inside the book to collapse. The story was at a time of chaos and conflict, an age when talented people abounded. His mission was to support one faction, bring peace to the world, and restore prosperity. Only when auspicious signs descended from the heavens could he return home.
He rubbed his hands together, ready to make his mark. But could someone tell him why he'd transmigrated into the body of a widower with a ruined reputation?
After many twists and turns and ten years of effort, the Wei family he had supported took control of the capital. The day before the coronation, the emperor died!
In the crisis, Li Laiqian coaxed and tricked the youngest son of the Qin family into becoming emperor.
He had planned for everything, but not for the normally good-natured, mule-headed Qin Xiaoqi to kick up a fuss and demand terms. In the crisis, Li Laiqian had no choice but to agree and postpone the discussion.
That very night, he was tied up and carried into the emperor's bedchamber.
Li Laiqian stared at a freshly washed Qin Xiaoqi, completely baffled.
Qin Jiao was the seventh child in his family, a bit of a fool who was often tricked for fun. He never imagined that one day someone would coax him into becoming emperor!
Looking at the widower imperial tutor he had been pining for, Qin Jiao thought that perhaps being emperor wasn't so bad after all.
Theme: Though poor, remain steadfast and never abandon your lofty aspirations. Keep a kind heart even in adversity.
Transmigrated as the Widowed Imperial Tutor of a Husky Emperor
The Tragic Beauty Reborn and Tearing Up the Script
It's All Personal
The Greatest Ancestor Under Heaven
The Entire Three Realms Ship Me with the Demon King
The Villainous Master's Persona Is Crumbling Online
The Passing Years Have No Promise
Tooth Marks
A Plan to Win Over the Villainous Male Lead [Book Transmigration]
After reading the author's musings, I said, "Hey, you are actually very talented, but this article is really not an easy one." I frowned from the beginning until the ending. The extra is really sweet and relaxing. Even though I know in the text that everyone has a happy ending, it still makes me feel tormented and uneasy reading it. However, the character settings are all very good, which is acceptable 🤷
I go The breath that I had been holding in my heart since the beginning of the plot line finally came out!!! But it's really fun!!! First of all, the whole article is really brilliant in terms of tactics. The battle between Xu and Shen is really evenly matched. Every time I see Xu being stabbed in the back by Shen, I feel very worried. I see, it really makes me jump and breathe faster!!! Having said that, I felt sympathy for the character Xu until the ending. I can't imagine how he spent those ten years alone in a world of feudal ideas without meeting so many friends. During this period, he was almost poisoned by the disgusting prince. He also suffered from the pain of poison eroding his internal organs and dragged his sick body until he met Changchun. A Yue was really his only salvation in those dark ten years, especially when he saw that he was alone at that time One person, endured the heart-wrenching pain of taking out the Gu worm. Oh my God, it was really, really hard for him. The key is that he was kept secret for a long time. I was not with him at the critical moment. I couldn't see him alone in the room shouting for those who took him out of the shadows of the dark prison and let him feel the vivid and lifelike world. But - really, this character is really miserable and tragic. I don't dare to play it again. The closer I look, the more knives woo woo woo. Secondly, I feel that there was a little less description of the meeting in Yunzhou in the later period, and most of it was focused on Xu. I feel that writing more can make this character more three-dimensional, and I can also take advantage of this to write some emotions of the protagonist. After all, since the plot line has been removed, there is really no sugar to spread. It's all about knives. I'm crying. Among the villains, Qiu Ling is the most noteworthy. Breaking away from Shen's control at the last moment, my eyes shone brightly when I saw it. Although there was some foreshadowing, this character will definitely not be that simple, but I was still amazed when I saw the actual situation. The author wrote it brilliantly! The article is overall very good, but the plot line is really confusing. Some people know why the author said that the outline was "be" at the beginning. After seeing the development of the plot, I vaguely doubted the ending of this story. However, when I saw the last chapter of the text, I felt that it could be written more enthusiastically. Although the dust has settled, can I write about everyone having a meal after the storm has calmed down? Play a game of cards or something? All in all, it felt like it ended a bit abruptly and was a bit sloppy (I don't really read the extras, I just think the last chapter can summarize everyone's ending and it's okay to complete the extras) At first when I saw the copy, I thought it was a cookie cutter. The plotting part would not be too heavy. I am just being naive. One more thing, the author is awesome!!! Why isn't that plot in the text included in the main text? Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !! Finally, I would like to thank the author for bringing you the character. May you live a happy and healthy life every day in the three-dimensional world!!! In addition, think about the brainless pure sweet cookies. We don't want such a ruthless plot, okay?!! After the fall, I wish all the characters will get what they want, have their own happy ending, and live a long life!!! And those two idiots whose IQs drop when they fall in love must do well! I feel so tired every day!!!!!!! (Crying with joy)
I think the protagonists each have their own persistence, their own positions, and their own difficulties. Different positions lead to different choices, but the relationship between the prince and Chang Chang has not changed. I am just a little sun from afar. Being loved and firmly chosen by such a person, I must have saved the world in my previous life.
The plot could be written a little clearer, but the overall story is very good, and Shou's character is very distinct. I quite like it!
Beautiful and powerful·cannon fodder·rebirth·suffering from X through books·waste material·lucky·attack Copywriting: After Fang Jinyao, the grudge cannon fodder who died tragically in his previous life, was reborn, the first thing he did was to kill the culprit who destroyed his family and made the people homeless. Unexpectedly, a troubled Liang Wang suddenly appeared halfway? The youngest king with a different surname in the Yàn Dynasty was unfortunately a sick man. Blocking his way, he fainted before he could say a word. Fang Jinyao: Huh? Ying Yan inexplicably transformed into the background king of the same name in the book. His mission is to give this book with all the characters a happy ending. Ying Yan: what? The male and female protagonists cheat all the time, the supporting characters die all the time, and there are so many cannon fodder? In the end, the male and female protagonists parted ways due to a misunderstanding, and the male protagonist died alone. It's already difficult, why is there still an awakened cannon fodder! How come this cannon fodder is so awesome? Ying Yan: I love you **** Fang Jinyao is attacked by 1.1V1, double strength, rebirth VS through the book 2. Practice rhythm. If you have any questions, please ask and I will listen. 3.2023.5.8
Still a bit sadistic (in terms of plot)
It's not that whoever attacks the pair of deputy CPs, 😭 😭 has been jumping sideways repeatedly.
Why isn't this cute article popular?!
Congratulations on finishing it. I finished reading it in one go. It was so well written!
The Machiavellian drama is a bit poorly written, but the rest is pretty good, so give it a thumbs up to the author!