[The upcoming novels Black Belt Big Shot Transmigrates into a Sickly Beauty and The Whole Three Realms Ship Me with the Demon King will be opening for reservations soon!]
Blurb:
Immortal Venerable An Huan is the greatest sword cultivator in the cultivation world. His swordsmanship and bearing are both peerless, and his aloofness is as cold as winter plum blossoms. Countless cultivators yearn for him, yet he remains impossibly out of reach.
That is, until the Dao-Seeking Conference, when Immortal Venerable An Huan appeared dressed in white, with a red-lipped, bright-eyed child hanging off his leg and looking up at him hopefully, calling him Dad.
The crowd gazed at the Immortal Venerable, trembling with excitement. These days, we love people who don't value their lives! Let us see all eighteen spectacular ways he can die!
Sure enough, the Immortal Venerable bent down rather roughly and picked the child up, furious. "You blew up the kitchen again. Why not blow up the family ancestral grave while you're at it?"
The crowd: The kitchen? Whose kitchen? Who's family with whom? The Immortal Venerable has a family?
As they faced off, a handsome young gentleman with the elegance of fine jade drifted down from the sky. The child cried out as if he had seen a savior: "Mom!"
The gentleman took the child in his arms, an enigmatic smile on his face, and bowed to An Huan without haste. "Master."
The crowd, who had just witnessed this astonishing gossip, were heartbroken. Our idol's image has crumbled. The cultivation world is hopeless!
Everyone knows that being a master in a book is a high-risk profession. Jiang Ziming made a casual complaint and transmigrated into a book as its villainous master.
In the book, the master's final fate was to have his tendons torn out and skin flayed by his protagonist disciple, then have his soul scattered so he could never enter the cycle of reincarnation.
To complete his mission, Jiang Ziming carefully taught his disciple, hoping the young man would reach the peak of cultivation soon and leave him with an intact corpse.
He repeatedly teetered on the brink of breaking character. Just as his mission was about to be completed, he suddenly noticed his well-behaved disciple looking at him more and more strangely. Then, one day, his disciple pushed him down, and only afterward did he realize that this book seemed to be categorized as danmei.
And why hadn't his disciple followed the plot at all?
Jiang Ziming fell in love with his out-of-character disciple over time, tears in his eyes.
After completing all his missions, Jiang Ziming finally returned to reality. One day, someone knocked on his door. The visitor opened with, "Would you mind trying out another high-risk profession, dear reader?"
Huh? Why does this guy look so much like his disciple?
A reader who experiences the book firsthand, as the bottom, x an author who transmigrates into his own book as the protagonist, as the top.
1. One-on-one romance, both have only ever been with each other.
2. The top is the original author, who accidentally fell into the book.
Next novel: The Whole Three Realms Ship Me with the Demon King
A storybook titled The Sickly Demon King and His Runaway Charming Immortal Master appeared out of nowhere in the Three Realms. According to those in the know, the immortal master in the story was the Immortal Venerable in charge of war, a prized figure of the Immortal Realm, while the demon king was a gravely ill ruler of the Demon Realm. A god and a demon who had nothing to do with each other were suddenly made to seem like a couple because of this storybook, known throughout the Three Realms.
One day, the Demon King was engrossed in the storybook, studying the positions described in it, when a noble figure from the Immortal Realm suddenly fell from the sky. It was none other than the story's other protagonist.
The immortal master had gotten drunk and wandered into the Cave of Ten Thousand Ghosts. The Demon King carried him back to the Heavenly Court in his arms. And so the fictional story gained a basis in reality, becoming ever more outrageous. The two were now only one baby away from having it all.
The immortal master held up the storybook and looked at the Demon King. "What kind of child would we have if we really had one?"
The Demon King: "A god-demon?"
A celestial goose serving tea overheard them, and the Three Realms erupted. Countless fairies and little demons embraced one another in tears, putting aside their grudges. "Our ship is real!"
Version 2:
An immortal bachelor, famous for never settling down, accidentally blasted a hole in a cave dwelling while capturing a wanted criminal, offending a fairy inside.
To preserve the fairy's honor, the Divine Venerable agreed to marry her.
On the wedding day, a figure dressed in red stepped out of the cave. The bride was so breathtakingly beautiful that all the immortals marveled at the Divine Venerable's taste. Then the owner of the cave spoke. "Ha! Go marry his second uncle!"
The immortals froze. Weren't they told the bride was a fairy? Why was he a man?
Afterward, rumors spread through the Immortal Realm that the fairy was not only a man, but also the retired Demon King of the Demon Realm.
Another novel: Black Belt Big Shot Transmigrates into a Sickly Beauty
Xu Yuanqing was a martial arts master with a black belt. One day, he transmigrated into a useless young lord who shared his name: too weak to carry anything, too frail to lift a hand, coughing when the wind blew and gasping whenever someone raised their voice.
Xu Yuanqing, blown over by the wind: Help me up. I can punch a bull to death!
Young Lord Xu refused to accept the title of sickly beauty. He often dragged his coughing, ailing body around to argue with people, cursing the stray dogs by the roadside and the treacherous ministers at court, and even punching spoiled young masters for good measure. Since he was both highborn and sickly, everyone was furious but dared not say a word.
As a result, Young Lord Xu made countless enemies in the capital. Numerous assassins' guilds kept an eye on him, waiting for someone to place a contract so they could make a fortune.
Then one day, someone came looking for him at the little courtyard where he was recuperating. Faced with an aggressive swordsman, Xu Yuanqing pressed a finger against the man's sword and improvised in desperation. "Xiang Changyuan, the greatest swordsman in Jiangzhou, is my lover! If you kill me, he won't let you get away with it!"
Hearing this, the swordsman lowered his blade, took off his mask, and revealed a handsome face. He smiled. "Husband?"
Xu Yuanqing: "..."
Xiang Changyuan had been exceptionally skilled in martial arts since childhood. He had both a handsome face and a healthy body, making him the object of envy for many young masters in the capital, especially Young Lord Xu, who was known as a "sickly beauty."
He had spent years traveling and studying abroad. When he returned to the capital, he had yet to hear about Xu Yuanqing's reputation as a sickly beauty, but had already heard that Young Lord Xu was invincible throughout the city. Admiring him, Xiang went to pay him a visit. Just as he stepped outside, he heard a servant shout, "The young lord is coughing up blood!"
He saw Young Lord Xu emerge with the help of a crowd of servants, bright red blood still at the corner of his mouth. Holding a sword in both hands, he yelled at Xiang, "Xiang Changyuan! I've got a black belt. I can punch a bull to death! Just you wait!" Then he yelled himself unconscious.
Xiang Changyuan: "!?"
I arm-wrestled someone until he coughed up blood! What do I do? I'm waiting for advice online, and I'm desperate.
Extra scene:
Xiang Changyuan calculated that he didn't have much time left, so he planned to get the young lord drunk and force himself on him. But he ended up drinking until he was completely muddled, and Xu Yuanqing pinned him down so he couldn't move. Then he heard Young Lord Xu tugging at his clothes while coughing and saying, "Who says I'm all talk? I'll show you that other parts of me are hard too!"
Xiang Changyuan: "..."
Theme: Turn away from evil and become a better person.
In short, Jiang Ziming, he made the people who the original owner cared about and cared about sad, disappointed, and even desperate. I feel really sad. I wish I could pull him over and beat him to wake up a little bit and treat our young master better. He already knows that he is a child who lacks love. I am his nominal foster father. Why don't I care about him? Why are he so indifferent? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The original owner's indulgence was doting, but at least it was also love. Jiang Ziming simply ignored the young master. Indifference is really worse than disgust, because your love and hate for a person have no place to stop, and the other person doesn't pay attention at all. Really, I think the character design is ruined. In order to care more about the protagonist and interact with the protagonist, you ignore such an important and lovely young master. Do you have the heart? I have always felt that preference and fraternity are not in conflict (although it is a bit scumbag to say so), but the emotional categories are completely different. I can love the male protagonist most (in love), I can also love the young master, master, leader, junior brother (in family relationship), I can also love Sister Feng and others (in friendship), I can also love Carrot and others (similar to a mixture of family and friendship) He is only indifferent to the young master because he is afraid of trouble, but Jiang Ziming loves such a troublesome carrot, which really makes me feel sad. Oh, forget it, I just read these two chapters combined with the crazy comments about the young master, and I feel so bad. I really feel sad because the protagonist hurts such a good child because of his personal likes and dislikes or the needs of the plot. There are no truly compassionate, sensible and gentle people in the world, but every time I see such a protagonist in a novel, I always feel moved by them. I hope that such good people really exist, because those who can meet them must be very lucky, and it is like spring breeze to get along with such a good person. Alas, I really like the protagonist, but I feel sorry for the young master. I feel that the protagonist did not do a good job. I am quite disappointed. The main reason is that after people understand their mistakes, why don't they try their best to save the young master? We can't blame the protagonist. After all, he is not the original owner and he doesn't have such a deep relationship with the young master. But why can't he sympathize with our poor young master? Wow wow wow wow Anyway, I feel deeply. I shouldn't read this kind of article where the original owner is not a scumbag and the time-traveler has no intention of hurting the original owner's family and friends. I always get into trouble and reading this kind of article can only seek abuse for myself. Alas? Please forgive my crazy remarks. If you feel uncomfortable, please automatically block_(:з∠)_
By the way, don't any sisters feel sorry for Young Master Wang Yao_(:з∠)_The author, can you give him a good ending and let him meet his original master? (づ ●─● )づ, I really feel sorry for that sentence, you are other people's immortal master, master, and senior brother, but you are not my adoptive father. And that sentence, when I used to see injuries on my body, I always asked if I was injured? Now it's you who got into trouble again? It's really heart-wrenching. It can be seen whether people are close or distant, whether they care or not. Wow, you completely empathize with me and my mother. Saw me lying on bed Before the holiday: Take a good rest and recuperate your mind, your body is the most important thing During the holiday: Why are you still sleeping and lazy? Why don't you go to work? After the holiday: My child, when will you come home? I'll prepare delicious food for you. (Ps: delicious food is all fake, and you will turn your back on me when you get home)
Why is there a fill-in-the-blank question in the text today?
Come on, my dear, you write very well.
Looks good, good luck
It's pretty... But it makes me feel uncomfortable.
Gah, I feel like a knife is coming
This misunderstanding is too big, hahaha, why can't I think of myself?
Hahaha, the two sides have different ideas, but they are strangely synchronized.
Are the kids here to help with Qigong?