Why Isn't There a Single Worthy Opponent?

[Irregular updates.]

Shen Yin, the strongest person in the post-apocalyptic world, transmigrated into a book, becoming Yin Yin, the heroine of an old-school, angst-filled Interstellar novel.

In the book, the heroine suffers ninety-nine thousand words of physical and emotional abuse at the hands of the male lead. Then, in the final ten thousand words, she suddenly sees the light, and he spends two thousand words winning her back before they get a happy ending.

Shen Yin: "..."

She hitched a ride on a train engine overnight and fled the plot, returning to her wealthy family.

Keep your ridiculous plot away from me. I just want to enjoy my retirement, thanks.

She'd pick an arts major, coast through college, then pursue a few hobbies after graduation and work two days a week. A perfect retirement was within reach.

Wait... How did she end up enrolled in the Infantry Department instead of the arts?

How was she still getting challenged even after transferring back to the arts?

How had she accidentally become the leader of the military academy's troublemakers and gotten assigned to compete in the mecha tournament?

How was she at the mecha tournament already, and still no one could give her a decent fight?

Shen Yin, who had accidentally wiped the floor with everyone again: "..."

I didn't do anything! I'm just a delicate, innocent art student!

The battered prodigies from her school and other academies had six things to say about that: "..."

Coming soon 1: "Conquering the Game with Defense [Infinite]"

Wu Man was a turtle spirit who loved peace and nothing more than sleeping.

She transmigrated into an Infinite novel, becoming the cautionary tale who enters a dungeon alongside the rookie protagonist, then provokes the dungeon boss with her spoiled, foolish behavior and gets her belly impaled and her body torn apart, leaving no corpse behind.

She woke up at the exact moment the dungeon boss impaled her belly. Wu Man immediately performed a 720-degree Thomas spin in midair.

The frenzied boss tore at Wu Man so relentlessly she couldn't sleep. She raised a hand to speak, but her palm hit the boss's head, killing it instantly.

Wu Man: "..."

I didn't do anything! You're framing me!

Unable to turn back into her original form and temporarily unable to leave the Infinite world, Wu Man only wanted to keep her head down and sleep in peace.

Until one day, she found a pillow and a bed.

Wu Man: What are these wonderful things? I'm amazed!

For a bed and a pillow, she'd work in the Infinite world!

After barely and miserably making it through a dungeon, a new player in the Infinite game asked a veteran, "Why is one of the essential items to bring into a dungeon... a complete set of eight soft, comfortable bedding pieces?"

The veteran lit a cigarette, looking world-weary. "If you meet someone pretty who seems a bit slow and only wants to find somewhere to sleep when she enters a dungeon, don't hesitate. Run up and hand her the eight-piece bedding set. Then she'll protect you, and you'll make it through the dungeon in peace."

"Don't underestimate that set. It's a set of eight divine artifacts!"

Coming soon 2: "I Was Reborn Too [Interstellar]"

[Written in third person. That's more or less the story, though the blurb may be lightly revised.]

I am the princess who went missing from the Empire years ago.

During the years I was gone, the fake princess, Molly, successfully won everyone's affection.

So she deliberately injured herself and framed me. The Emperor believed her, had all four of my limbs broken, and forbade anyone from treating me as punishment and an apology to her. My constitution was damaged, leaving me unable to pilot a mecha.

So she pretended to be sick, and the Crown Prince took the precious medicine my mother had left me. I had endured a psychic outburst, and my mental sea dried up, leaving me unable to make medicine ever again.

So she deliberately got separated from the group during a school expedition. My fiance, who should have been mine, worried about her and left everyone behind to search for her while I was gathering medicinal herbs. The Zerg attacked me and ruined my face.

When they found me on the brink of death, everything suddenly changed.

The Emperor stayed by my side every day, even letting me act out while he was meeting with his ministers.

The Crown Prince became the perfect big brother, searching for new and unusual things every day just to make me happy.

My fiance spent his days risking his life outside to find precious herbs to heal my face.

Because they had all been reborn.

The Emperor learned that I was the one who used up my mental energy to nourish him during his psychic outburst.

The Crown Prince learned that I was the one who drew the poison out of his body, falling seriously ill for a month as a result.

My fiance learned that I was the one who nearly gave my life to save him when he almost fell into the Zerg's jaws.

How do I know?

Because I was reborn too!

My face is ruined, my constitution damaged, and my mind drained. I don't want them to pamper me like a canary in a gilded cage. I only want revenge.

So I plunged my flesh and soul into the abyss, gaining a new body and formidable power.

I tore apart the empty reputation and dignity my fiance valued,

stripped the Crown Prince of his place as heir to the Empire,

and overthrew the Emperor's autocratic dynasty.

I got justice, and unexpectedly became an object of faith.

Theme: Life is one beautiful accident.