Pretending to Be a Good-for-Nothing, But I'm a God of Magic

Powerful couple | HE | Reborn reunion | Yandere antagonist | Play the pig to eat the tiger

Looks like a little bunny, but is actually your ancestor x pretends to be a stray dog, but is really a loyal wolf king

Secondary plot: a yandere unrequited love, and a rebellious kid who refuses to be tamed

After waking up, Luo Li'an had only one wish: to keep her ancient God of Magic secret identity under wraps and lie flat as a lazy fish at the Academy of Magic.

Doze through class, just scrape by on exams, and wish she could forfeit the academy tournament. Anyone would take her for a good-for-nothing little bunny.

Until she casually saved a handsome young hanger-on, a wandering mage with clear eyes, over-the-top acting skills, and a clingy streak like a living accessory.

Luo Li'an raised an eyebrow. Fine, she could put up with him. Her lazy-fish life could use a little entertainment.

Little did she know that this casual rescue would unveil a destiny spanning a thousand years.

A thousand years ago, she was the God of Magic who commanded ice and snow. She found a dying boy in a garbage heap and gave him the name Leiter.

She taught him magic and gave him a name, but after she fell in love with the silver-haired wolf king Lan Ye, he used the very spells she had taught him to trap a god.

In that battle, the wolf king burned through his bloodline to protect her escape, while she detonated her divine core to turn the tide. All she left behind was a curse: "I will have my revenge. This hatred will never end."

A thousand years later, reborn as Luo Li'an, all she wanted was to lie flat and enjoy life.

Until she saw Cain tear space apart with his bare hands, revealing silver hair and golden eyes identical to the ones in her memories:

The person she had casually rescued was her lover, who had died fighting for her, returned in a new life.

Meanwhile, Leiter, whom she had raised herself, had long since become the ruler of the continent.

He stroked her thousand-year-old body, preserved in a crystal coffin, and murmured hoarsely:

"Sister, the cage from a thousand years ago was too small. This time I've built you an ice palace, and I won't let you escape again."

He guarded her body and watched her reborn self, laying his plans step by step as he waited to cage the little bunny in his hands once more.

(Skit)

Examiner: "I've never seen such terrible results!"

Luo Li'an: "Sure, sure..."

Cain, watching the test grounds frozen solid in the corner:

"...And you call that terrible?"

#MyWifeIsTooStrongSoIHaveToActWeakAndCleanUpAfterHer#

#AFormidableCoupleTakingOnTheWorldTogether,SoundGood?#

2025.4.16

Currently updating in my column: Trading Bodies with My Boss

Blurb: Silly sweet romance | Workplace romance | Body swap | Bickering couple | Social embarrassment

Ditsy, sunny, invisible office worker x aloof, arrogant, affection-starved beauty

You Xiaoyou, 24, an invisible presence in the administrative department, absent-minded, lively, and playful.

He Linzhou, 28, company CEO, an aloof beauty, meticulous and sharp-tongued.

At the annual party, one spilled drink, then a night of sleep, and she became him while he became her.

From then on, their world turned upside down:

Wearing her boss's secret identity, You Xiaoyou rode in a chauffeured car, stayed in a presidential suite, and effortlessly handled the board of directors. Her life had reached its peak.

He Linzhou, stuck with the life of an office drone, squeezed onto the subway, ate boxed lunches, and worked overtime as a matter of course, forced to experience the 996 work schedule.

Worst of all, they had to live together in one room and draw up a humiliating agreement about what they were and weren't allowed to touch or look at.

Amid the chaos of daily life, they gradually discovered that the person they hated most might not be so bad after all.

Later on...

After they switched back, He Linzhou curled up with You Xiaoyou on a small sofa and watched melodramatic idol dramas with her.

You Xiaoyou suddenly poked his abs, then lower down. "Mr. He, when I touched this part of your body before, I thought I'd never get to touch it again once we switched back."

He Linzhou caught her mischievous hand, the tips of his ears turning red, then pressed her hand to his waist. "You can touch it all you like now."

#AloofBeautyComesDownFromHisPedestalForMe#TheCEOIsForcedToExperience996 #OfficeDroneHandlesTheBoard#100WaysToSociallyEmbarrassYourselfInYourBoss'sBody##TheDaysIThrewMyWeightAroundInMyBoss'sBody#

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[Ding! Life Simulator 2.0 successfully bound]

[Beginner task: Protect the crucial account book. Failure means your family will be destroyed.]

Su Xiao was a pitiful little girl, freezing and starving one moment, then the next, she had a strange thing in her head that could predict the outcomes of her choices.

Protect it? She'd get burned. Leave it alone? Her family would be ruined.

The six-year-old gritted her teeth and lunged forward, getting burned to save her whole family.

She smiled as she studied the System panel. She could make this life work!

Later...

Her father was on the list of people being sent to the countryside? She smashed open a mysterious wooden box with a rock and pulled out the account book, saving him and unlocking the [Predict the Future] feature.

Others were so hungry in the bitter winter they chewed tree bark? She snuck into the "haunted granary," smeared lime powder on wild dogs, and dug up her first fortune.

Others were trembling with fear in the black market? She played the pig to eat the tiger, sent the thugs who tried to rob her to the police station, and got food coupons and white sugar in return.

Educated youths were struggling to earn work points in the countryside? She helped key figures at just the right time, used the System to locate a hidden ore deposit, and quietly made a fortune.

The 1977 college entrance exam had a million people vying for a place? She used predictions to focus her exam prep and accidentally became the province's top scorer.

Caught up in the tide of people going into business? She seized every policy opportunity, sold electronic watches, stockpiled steel, and built a brand, turning stones into gold.

During Pudong's development in the 1990s, she acquired a plot of land, stood on the top floor, and prepared to ring the bell at her company's listing.

The System: [Final task complete]

[Life Simulator 2.0 entering silent mode. Your future is yours to write.]

With the script of her life in hand, a six-year-old girl grew into a queen of business, and even brought home a tycoon along the way!

2025.8.7

Theme: Love is the highest form of magic