An Old-School Script Crashes Into Yokohama

To save his dear friend, Dazai made a pact with a System that claimed to act out old-school romance drama scripts.

"That's hilarious. Who am I? Why would I need you to grant my wish?"

"I can bring him back to life..."

Dazai's idea of saving his friend: Go back in time, plan everything carefully, foil Mr. Mori's scheme, and arrange a fake death so his friend can escape...

The old-school System's plan to save his friend: Go back in time to the scene of the death, and have Dazai watch a corpse suddenly sit up and spring back to life at full health.

Watching Oda Sakunosuke do sit-ups with a bewildered look on his face, Dazai fell silent for a moment, then laughed in exasperation. "...Do you think you're funny?"

The old-school System said self-righteously, "Host, don't you think this makes you feel more involved?"

Dazai: "..."

Script: [Mary Sue Princess Dazai]

[You have the most beautiful face in the world and a head of rainbow-colored hair that changes with your mood. Your eyes are clear as rainbow-colored crystal, and when you cry, your tears turn into pearls...

When you're happy, the sky is clear and flowers bloom. When you're sad, dark clouds gather, and thunder and rain fill the skies...

You are the darling of the world, the daughter of Heaven itself, Mary Sue Princess Dazai.]

Dazai: "..."

Script: [Port Mafia Noble Academy]

[She is the poor but kind heroine, admitted to Port Mafia's elite school on an exception due to her excellent grades. Here, she meets the seemingly cold and hot-tempered male god Nangong Chuuya, the sly, smiling Ximen Ranpo, the gentle and considerate Dongfang Fyodor, and the rakish, alluring Beiming Ango.

The Dongfang, Nangong, Ximen, and Beiming families wield immense power. Yet the kind and poor heroine is swept into a whirlpool called love alongside the four male gods.

Where will she go from here?]

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Script: [Twins in One Pregnancy: Sweet Dazai Runs Away Pregnant]

[One accident entangled two people who should never have crossed paths.

He is the uncrowned king of the underworld, cold and ruthless, wielding such power that a single stomp could shake all of Japan. After accidentally taking an aphrodisiac, he spends one night with her, and from then on becomes addicted to her and consumed by desire. She, however, leaves without a backward glance after collecting her service fee, boards a plane bound for another country, and vanishes without a trace.

Six years later, she returns with her twins...

"Woman, this time you won't escape my grasp!"]

Dazai closes his eyes in peace. "...Just let me die."

Script: [...]

Theme: Stay positive and move forward bravely!