
Professional Melon Seller: Buy One, Praise One
专业卖瓜,谁买谁夸
by Ba Zhu (芭竹)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 458k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Next up: The Metaphysics Novel's Side Character Becomes a Top-Tier Star by Selling Stuff, and This Cursed Dating Show Is the Last Place She Wants to Be!
Cheng Zhiyi is a poor college student. On the day a wealthy family takes her back in, she gets bound to a gossip System. The System says she's a cannon-fodder side character in a novel who will cause the leads a series of problems before dying a miserable death and disappearing from the story.
The good news: Uncover enough gossip, and she can change the plot on a small scale or even alter the ending.
The bad news: If she doesn't get any gossip within a day, she'll die.
System: Getting gossip isn't that easy. People these days are very protective of their privacy. My last Host had to do good deeds day and night just to make sure they had gossip to uncover every day. You...
Cheng Zhiyi replied with a serious nod. "Oh."
Then she opened a little online shop.
System: "..."
While browsing the internet, Zhou Cichuan came across a little online shop called "Your Gossip." It had only one item for sale.
The product image showed a few big words: "Your Gossip for Sale. Opening promotion: the first five orders are one yuan."
Zhou Cichuan had eaten watermelon, cucumber, bitter melon, and Hami melon, but this was the first time he'd heard of "your gossip."
It was just one yuan, and he had nothing better to do, so he ordered one for fun.
Shopkeeper: [Fill in the information and click Confirm.]
Following the shopkeeper's instructions, Zhou Cichuan clicked Confirm. A line of text appeared on his phone screen: A potted plant on the 23rd floor will fall in three seconds. If you don't want to get crushed, you'd better run right now, sweetie.
Three seconds after he moved, the potted plant smashed to pieces where he'd just been standing.
Zhou Cichuan: ...Holy crap.
The Zhou family, once notorious for their bad luck, suddenly started having a run of good fortune. After asking around, the families keeping an eye on them learned that it was all because they'd bought some gossip from an online shop.
"???"
"Bought what??"
"Have the Zhou family gone crazy, has the person spreading this gone crazy, or am I the one who's crazy?"
"Don't tell me stuff like this anymore. I'm afraid stupidity is contagious."
"Only an idiot would believe this."
"Exactly! And it's not even cheap. Having money doesn't mean you should waste it like this!"
Still, some people decided to place an order just to see what would happen. The shopkeeper replied without mercy: [Sweetie, we only sell one piece of gossip a day~ Today's gossip is already sold out. Please come back tomorrow, sweetie~]
No one should have ordered from such a ridiculous shop, but for ten days straight, he couldn't get a spot, while everyone around him kept striking it lucky one after another.
He couldn't get a spot: ????? Everyone around me is a liar who says one thing and means another!
When Cheng Zhiyi gets bored, she finds things to do that are both entertaining and a source of gossip. For example, she joins the variety show Dating Show 101.
Dating Show 101 features 101 women and 101 men. Only the nine couples who successfully match and get the highest audience votes for their sweet moments can pair up and win a romantic grand prize. Everyone else has to stay and film the next episode.
While everyone else gets to know one another, Cheng Zhiyi digs up gossip:
While everyone else picks the person they're interested in, Cheng Zhiyi digs up gossip:
While everyone else holds hands, acts sweet, and asks for votes, Cheng Zhiyi is still digging up gossip.
Cheng Zhiyi: Hmm... These two are a real couple, those two know each other in real life, and those two already have a kid but aren't married yet. This one was sent here by their family to find a spouse, and that one likes cats but not people... And there's one more. Oh my, what a poor little rich kid. Where did they come from?
The Metaphysics Novel's Side Character Becomes a Top-Tier Star by Selling Stuff
Blurb:
Yujia, a spirit medium from another world, accidentally transmigrates into the body of a character with the same name in a modern metaphysical romance novel. As soon as she transmigrates, she's faced with a terrible situation: expelled from school, disowned by her family, and cursed by the entire internet.
After learning about the times she now lives in,
Yujia: No big deal.
She takes over a company on the verge of bankruptcy and quickly launches a new product.
The news sparks a chorus of ridicule.
Classmates looking forward to a spectacle: [Someone who can't even do well in school thinks she can run a company?]
Competitors in the industry: [Looks like we don't need to do anything. That little girl will bankrupt her company all by herself.]
The Yu family, who kicked her out: [Let's see how long she can keep that lousy company running!]
Online commenters who hate her: [You &*%¥ are starting a company too? I #@¥@##! Apologize to Yu Li right now!]
Yujia: She launches her new product.
Ying Liezhe is a popular streamer known for exploring strange things. One day, he sees a trending topic: Yujia, who has countless haters, has really launched a new product. It's called the Ghost-Seeing Glasses.
On the day the glasses arrive, Ying Liezhe starts his livestream as usual. His eye-catching title draws in plenty of viewers. The comments are all over the place, but most are cursing Yujia.
After building up the suspense, Ying Liezhe puts on the glasses in front of a hundred thousand people watching his livestream. The next second, he bursts into tears.
--He sees his grandmother, who died three years ago.
In this world, where metaphysics is widespread, people are tormented by evil spirits every day until they willingly give up their lives.
Then one day, a businesswoman named Yujia appears out of nowhere.
Her products sell out the moment they go on sale.
Her wares include, but are not limited to: Ghost-Seeing Glasses, Ghost-Sweeping Robots, 3D Ghost-Beating Machines, Ghost-Repelling Water...
And the name Yujia replaces that of the number-one genius boy in the world of metaphysics, becoming the star of a new era!
The elusive principal welcomes her back to school, the powerful head of the family brings her home, her competitors come to her begging for a partnership, and the commenters who once cursed her beg online every day to be taken off the blacklist so they can buy her products too, sob sob sob!
Yujia, with over a hundred million followers: She told you it was no big deal.
This Cursed Dating Show Is the Last Place She Wants to Be!
Blurb:
After dying unexpectedly, Wen Shaoli transmigrates into the body of a character with the same name in a novel.
Are You in Love Today? is a highly anticipated dating show. Its contestants are all outstanding in their backgrounds and looks, and each one is admired in their field.
Wen Shaoli is the only one nobody likes.
According to the original plot, the original heroine will crush Wen Shaoli here, leaving her with a huge crowd of haters.
Wen Shaoli is weak, helpless, and pitiful: I'm doomed, sob sob sob.
But on the first day of filming, Wen Shaoli becomes linked to the male lead through shared sensations. When Wen Shaoli laughs, he laughs too. When Wen Shaoli cries, he inevitably sheds tears. When Wen Shaoli is anxious and afraid, he can't sit still either.
On the second day of filming, Wen Shaoli and the second male lead switch bodies. They get every question right in a compatibility test. #PerfectCouple# trends online.
On the third day of filming, Wen Shaoli and the third male lead can hear each other's thoughts. Their simultaneous complaints about the other contestants quickly bring them closer as friends.
On the fourth day of filming, Wen Shaoli can control the fourth male lead at will. Whatever she wants to do, all she has to do is say it, and he'll do it for her. Even if she asks for the stars in the sky, he'll devote his life to trying to get them for her.
Just as Wen Shaoli thinks this ridiculous golden finger is finally over, she suddenly realizes that she also has a special connection with the new fifth male lead...
Wen Shaoli: ...This cursed dating show is the last place I want to be!
Theme: Promote the virtue of being helpful and doing good deeds without seeking recognition.
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Every day at 21 o'clock every Saturday, occasionally extra updates (akimbo) (praising Haikou) Preview: "She doesn't want to fall in love with this unlucky love show for a whole day!" : Outrageous Golden Finger, 1 (female) v4 (male), Xiong Jing Love Comprehensive Article "The female partner of metaphysics literature, the sales of goods are top-notch": Alternative metaphysics, the sales of goods are top-notch. Thank you for your support, I wish you all a happy and healthy new year!
????? Male protagonist?? I thought it was just another business deal, wasn't it? The male protagonist is self-abusing, doesn't understand love, and is perverted? Is this advantage only about beauty? That's it?
I haven't watched it for a few days, and suddenly I forgot what Yin Wan'er does. How did the heroine meet her earlier? Is there anyone who remembers it? Please help.
Yes, the subject matter is very good and it's very enjoyable. It's just that the emotional line is not very clear, and there is no connection between the part where Chen Huaishu hugs the heroine and the back part, and it feels like it's not completely written.
Why did the original plot end when the original male protagonist had a dream?
. . . . . . My silence is deafening
??? What happened to the ending?
The people in the Gu family are quite disgusting...
"But I don't mind opening it personally." This is a big bug for the author~ But I don't recommend opening it in person. According to the context, it seems that it is better not to recommend it.
"Heaven" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ face