The All-Round Fake Heiress Goes Viral on a Dating Show

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After completing her assignments for the transmigration bureau, Sang Yu finally earned the chance to be reborn. Unfortunately, the unreliable System sent her into the body of a villainess in an old-school melodramatic romance novel. The villainess was a fake heiress who had been switched at birth with the heroine.

At her father's arrangement, she entered the entertainment industry, but people hated and cursed her for being a privileged celebrity who relied on connections. After enduring countless hardships, she was betrayed and abandoned by her family, ultimately becoming a tragic villainess who turned evil.

Sang Yu: "..."

Looks like a relaxing retirement is out of the question.

In the variety show A Different Kind of Dating Show, everything from the contestants to the script and the couple pairings is decided by voting. It's a new kind of dating show combining romance, roleplay, and challenges. As the only contestant who paid to get on the show, Sang Yu is cursed from the moment she appears. But as the audience keeps cursing her, they start to wonder: Why can she do everything?

In the first episode, she plays a fake heiress from a wealthy family and stuns the entire room with her piano skills.

In the second, she cross-dresses as a down-and-out painter, and after the show airs, the price for her work reaches seven figures.

In the third, she plays a young lady from the Republican era. Her tragic experience brings countless viewers to tears, and they post asking the director to write her back to life. When passersby ask what drama this is, they suddenly realize: Since when did Sang Yu get so good at acting?

The fourth episode...

Question on Zhihu: I find that many TV dramas give their main characters all sorts of strengths, but are there really people this perfect in real life?

The answer with an overwhelming lead in likes contains just one thing: a selfie of Sang Yu.

The tenth time people online speculate that there's probably nothing left Sang Yu can do, news breaks that the rising top-tier female streamer in the esports section is Sang Yu herself.

Onlookers: "????"

Is there anything you can't do? TAT

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Cheng Zhiyi is a broke college student. The day she is recognized by her wealthy birth family, she binds to a gossip System. The System tells her that she's a cannon-fodder villainess in a novel. After causing the protagonists a series of problems, she'll die and exit the story.

The good news: Unlock enough gossip, and she can make small changes to the plot or even change the ending.

The bad news: If she doesn't get any gossip in a day, she'll die.

System: Getting gossip isn't easy. People these days are very protective of their privacy. My last Host had to spend every waking moment doing good deeds just to make sure they had gossip every day. You...

Cheng Zhiyi replied seriously, "Oh."

Then she opened a small online shop.

System: "..."

While browsing the internet, Zhou Cichuan came across a small online shop called Your Gossip. It had only one product.

The product image had a few big words: Your gossip for sale. Opening special, the first five orders cost one yuan each.

Zhou Cichuan had eaten watermelon, cucumber, bitter melon, and honeydew melon, but this was the first time he'd heard of "your melon."

It was only one yuan, and he had nothing better to do, so he ordered one for fun.

Shopkeeper: [Fill in the details, then click confirm.]

Following the shopkeeper's instructions, Zhou Cichuan clicked confirm. A line of text appeared on his phone: A potted plant on the twenty-third floor will fall in three seconds. If you don't want to get crushed to death, you'd better run now, dear.

Three seconds after he ran away, the potted plant crashed into the spot where he'd just been standing and shattered.

Zhou Cichuan: ...Holy crap.

The Zhou family, famous for their bad luck, suddenly started having things go their way. Families who kept tabs on the Zhous made inquiries and learned that it was all because they'd bought gossip from an online shop.

"????"

"Bought what??"

"Are the Zhous crazy, is the person spreading this crazy, or am I crazy?"

"Don't tell me about this kind of thing anymore. I'm worried low intelligence might be contagious."

"Only an idiot would believe this."

"Exactly. And it's not cheap, either. Having money doesn't mean you should waste it like that!"

Still, a few people decided to try their luck and place an order. The shopkeeper replied without mercy: Dear, we only sell one melon a day~ Today's melon has already sold out. Please come back tomorrow, dear~

A ridiculous shop like this surely wouldn't get any orders, but for ten days straight, he couldn't get a spot, while one person after another around him started having good luck.

He couldn't get a spot: ?????? Everyone around me is a two-faced liar!

When Cheng Zhiyi gets bored, she does things that are both entertaining and let her get gossip. For example, she joins the dating show Dating Show 101.

Dating Show 101 features 101 women and 101 men. Only the nine couples who successfully match and receive the highest audience votes for their chemistry can hold hands and win a sweet prize. Everyone else has to stay and film the next episode.

While the others get to know each other, Cheng Zhiyi is getting gossip:

While the others choose the people they like, Cheng Zhiyi is getting gossip:

While the others hold hands, flirt, and beg for votes, Cheng Zhiyi is still getting gossip.

Cheng Zhiyi: Hmm... These two are a real couple. Those two know each other in real life. Those two already have a child but aren't married yet. That one was forced to come by their family. That one only likes cats, not people... And this one, goodness gracious, where did this poor little rich-family darling come from?

Theme: Only by being outstanding can you earn the admiration and affection of more people.